May 1-15 2001 Post Archive
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Posted By: IWANG Jack | Posted: 5/9/2001 |
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Tuesday May 15, 2001 Tired (9:00PM EST) Jack From: Some Chick Ok little chick, you're hired. But only if you show me your tits and write about how bad your ex-boyfriend was in bed. I'm a 18 year old beautiful red head and bright blue eyes and I live in Easthampton ( school ) and East Longmeadow ( home) MA . My advice to you, would to consider this highly exclusive offer. Well, since you're so close I think we should set up a little meeting. I'll take you out to dinner, get a few drinks in you, and then we can do back to my place. I think that sounds like a plan. Plus it would be a great way to get back at your ex-boyfriend. I edited out her name and the domain name because I'm not sure if she wants to be identified yet. If you're a long time reader, it's probably pretty easy to figure out which domain from Western MA had issues with me. That's all in the past and shit, and I carry no hard feelings toward them. But any chance to get a chick on the rebound is a good thing. We'll see what happens, but I'm not getting my hopes up. So I'm really not sure what do with this chick with a kid. She seems pretty cool and stuff, but I'm really not sure if I want to play daddy to a kid that's not even mine. I've got one kid already and he's almost more than I can handle. Yeah click on that link so I can win some cool Playboy shit. It's a cool site anyways so it's not like it's a big deal or anything. Tons of hot chicks, strippers, and all the other good stuff you need in your day. Check it out and make sure I win some cool stuff. If you do, I'll post some more pictures of that babe Felicia. The milfs are looking hotter than ever these days. Maybe it's because I'm getting older and shit... Although the 18 year old girls are looking just as good. And the chick I'm kind of seeing is a MILF so maybe that's where it's coming from. I'll have to get back to my roots and start banging 18 year olds again. From: John I guess it's all about the power of the pussy my brother. I guess the site has gotten a little more happy and shit since I've been hanging out with chicks, but that's probably not the only reason. I've got my new shag pad, and I'm loving the freedom. And the fact that I can bring chicks home is always a bonus. I try and make the site as fun as I can, but if I'm feeling shitty one day it's real easy to make a shitty post. But as with life, there are always ups and downs, and that's just part of the ride. Right now, I'm at the top of the coaster, but I could go over that ledge at any time. For now though, it's all about good times, and getting better pussy. I pulled this comment of off the Class or Sex comments board. Jack's a fucking loser....an idiot. I've followed his site for a long time. It used to be real good, funny and worth coming back to! That's when the guy had something to say and the level of porn wasn't on a constant rise and getting more and more nasty. Today I consider Jacks website a free porn site with poor picture quality. People get big they get lazy and their quality go down...obviously...Give me something new! See I try and give the people what they want, and it just backfires. I never intended this site to be all about porn, and I don't really think it is. Sure I include porn pictures in my posts, and sometimes I include some fucked up pictures. But I don't normally have them all over the page. You don't have to click the picture links if you don't have to. I love the comment about getting "big." There's no way that I've made it or something, I'm just a kid with a dumb website. I might get more hits than when I first started out, but I don't think that it's any big deal. I'm still the same mother fucker that I ever was, and I don't plan on changing any time soon. I guess when some one gets a few fans, there will always be people who feel the need to talk shit. Good thing it's the internet, even my Grandma talks shit in chat rooms. - Women Driver - Handicap Blow Job - Stripper - Stripper - Stripper - - Stripper - Sky - Sky - Sky - Sky - Sky - Sky - Sky - Sky - Recycled pictures, always good for hits. If you ever want to send me stuff go for it. I read all emails, and respond to the ones that aren't from people from India. No offense to that awesome country, but most of them are from guys looking to get married or something. I might be hard up for a relationship, but I'm not that desperate. Yet. From: Some Guy Ok. - Hot - Hot - Hot - Hot - Hot - Hot - Hot - See that was pretty easy. If you've got an ex-girlfriend you want to see on this page. Send me an email and you'll get free linkage. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me. There was some other stuff I wanted to talk about, but I forget now. All I know is that I'm fucking starving and I need some food. I'll post some more shit later tonight. Monday May 14, 2001 Not Too Shabby (12:00AM EST) Jack So guess what I did tonight... I met another chick over at the local Dunkin Donuts. She's like 24 (older chicks rock) and has a kid. We ended up driving around South Hadley for a little while. You know the whole getting to know each other shit. She has just gotten out of the Army and is new in town. Which gives me the perfect oppurtunity to show her around. I'm sure I'll fuck this one up some how, but hey that's what life is. A series of fuckups until you get it right. I really wanted to watch Blade Runner tonight, but I got all tied up with other shit. I got the Director's Cut DVD and I wanna chill with a bottle of Coke, some Tostinos, and just watch the whole thing. No interupptions and no distractions. Just me, some food, and the movie. Which I doubt will happen anytime soon, cause I've always g ot a million things going on at once. I'll try again tomorrow morning, but I wanna go to the gym. It's a Monday and that give's me another chance to turn over a new leaf and get into shape.
Much props to zen@bannedfrom1515.com for the banner. I've got four more for each day of next week. Maybe if you ask him nicely he'd make something cool for you. Well, unless you're fucking retarded you know that the picture is from the new Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back internet trailer. Check out News Askew for a bunch of mirror sites where you can download it. It's funny as hell and I'll be there opening night. Here's some more pictures for me.
Those pictures are from this hot sexy Asian chick. I'd love to rip her clothes off and fuck her until she couldn't handle it anymore. I want an Asian Chick!! I've got a bunch of good pictures from the Amazon Bitch, but I'll wait till morning to post those. She only lives in the next state over. I wonder if she'd do me. What Men Want - What Women Want I'm so fucking tired but I can't sleep. Right now I'm talking to the chick that I went out with and she seems kinda cool. I mean like she has no hangups on sex and kid around with me, which I totally like. She just asked me what I was looking for in a relationship sense and I told that anything goes. Which means to me we could be fuck buddies, or maybe something more. - Felicia - Felicia - Felicia - Felicia - Felicia - Felicia - Felicia - Sexy women in the outdoors, it doesn't get much better than that. I guess that's all for right now. There should be a bigger and better chat system coming soon, mucho thanks to Amanda for hooking me up. Everyone should use the message boards. It's a pretty cool place and there's some good advice in there. And click here for some of the hottest naked celebrities on the internet. Look for another update when I wake up.... Sunday May 13, 2001 Blow(2:00AM EST) Jack As I've said before my grades slipped way below what they should have been and I went back home to the Cape. I guess that's when I was really introduced the world of drugs. I'd be tripping on mushrums every other day, and smoking pot in the morning just to settle my stomach. The sad thing was that I could handle all this shit. Maybe it was because I was young, or just had a huge tolerance, but I was partying like a rockstar day and night. That was until I found one of the worst / best drugs. Co - Mother Fucking - Caine. I still don't know why I loved that shit so much, but that's what really ruined it for me. I'd stay up for days at a time, wouldn't eat, sometimes I'd even pass on sex, just to hang with people who had blow. One night my friends even held an intervention for me. It was supposed to be this night out at a hotel where we were all going to party. Instead it consisted of my friends telling me how I was fucking my life up and all this shit. So what did I do..... I went in the bathroom and did lines while they thought I was taking a shit. Of course that wasn't really rock bottom for me. A little after I discovered coke, I found out about something I thought I would have never seen. Crack. This is totally the thing that floored me. Now, I've never been one to say don't use drugs cause they'll fuck up your life, but I would tell some one straight to their face never to fucking try this shit. To misquote Denis Leary, "Why take a drug named after a part of your ass, and makes your dick shrink..." I would never say I was addicted, but I wasn't your casual user either. Well, I knew my mind was fucked when I couldn't even go into a store to buy a pack of smokes because I was so paranoid. I quit everything cold turkey pretty much after that. I never felt I was addicted to one thing, so it wasn't bad or anything. Then I moved up here to western mass. I can't say I would have gone back to my old habits if I had stayed down there, but I'm sure this change has done me a lot of good. I've pulled my life out of the shitter and I'm pretty satisfied right now. I can't say I've discovered my exact station in life yet, but I feel as though I am close. All I need is the right lady and I'll be close...... I think there's something waiting for me in this world, something I was born to do. I know it isn't curing cancer, or perfecting birth control, but there's something calling me. Or maybe that's all the booze I drank tonight talking..... From: Drew With movies like this I try and do a little research on it and find out how other people saw the movie. It was the same way when I saw "12 Monkeys." If you've got any theories on that I'd love to here them too. From: Halfhonk Man this kid links me in one fucking post and now wants a link because it's his sites birth-day? Well, I guess that's as good a reason as any. I guess click on his link and wish him a happy birthday, or don't I really don't give a fuck. And what's up with "please include original message when replying" bull shit. That's the second time I recieved that in an email tonight. Whatever though, nothing can ruin my good mood. I've even got a ton more fan pics to post from a hot Chinese chick. But those will have to wait till tomorow. I've got to get up early and wish my mom a happy Mother's Day. You all should too, even though she can be a pain in the ass finding your hidden booze and jack off mags, she still loves you and wants to hear from you.
Eyes Wide Shut (5:00PM EST) Jack Today's smoke was one of the best I've had in a long time. I was just chilling on the stoop in the nice warm sun enjoying what was left of the morning. Maybe tomorrow I'll go out and catch some sun. I'm a pretty pale white boy right now. And I so need to get in shape. My beer gut is really getting out of control. Monday I'm seriously going to start going to the gym on a regular basis. I've got no excuse not to go now. Plus there will be plenty of fine bitches to hook up with. Not like I'll have any chance with all the muscle heads walking around. I've still got my Cape Cod style going for me, which is a total bonus.
I'm supposed to be going out with this other chick tonight. She wanted to meet at some outside food place, but it's starting to rain now, so I have to think of something new to do. I suggested to her that we just get naked and fool around, but she kind of laughed that off. I guess we'll just watch a movie or her place or something. I think there's going to be one of her friends over tonight, so maybe I can finagle my way into a threesome. I love having two pussies at once! It's double the fun! I guess that's all I have to say for right now. If I come home tonight I'll post some shit about the date and whatever else is on my mind. For now, check out these nice people who have linked recently. - Class or Sex - Don't Look Away - Kymbly - Some Idiot - - God Shave the Queen - Slap Ass - Loaded Again - Click on all those links because they've all linked me and it's only fair to send some back. CockBlockers! (2:00AM EST) Jack Guess I'm not cool enough for the front page of Whatever-Dude. That just bummed me all out for the rest of the night. But then some one sent me this, which really ruined my night. You think it's real or fake? It looks like some kind of Chinese soldier video, so I guess it could be legit. Right now at 2:00 in the morning I'm trying to hook myself up with this chick. She lives a few towns over from me and this could be my shot at hooking up with an Asian girl. Just check out her webcam, she's super hot. Ten times better than the Asian personals I posted. Maybe if I send her a ton of hits, she'll go out with me, or at least make a fan sign. Speaking of Asian signs, I got one from Rantbox, just look at the massive amounts of cleavage this girl is showing. The things I want to do to her. Here's another one I got, I don't really like photoshoped pics, but the chick has a nice ass so I guess I can post it. Now if I just see her tits I'll be a happy man. While I'm talking about tits, if any girls want to hop on Netmeeting and flash me a few hundred times, I wont complain at all. Just IM me and we can set something up. Damn, that just sounded pretty pathetic.... - Took Break To Watch Game Show Network - Ok, I'm back. That game show network is worse than fucking crack. I swear sometimes I just can't turn it off. It's almost as bad as Bejewled. That shit takes more time away from my day than I can count. I guess it's just my addictive personality showing. I find something I like and then I just get totally wrapped up into it. - Voicemail - Voicemail - Voicemail - Voicemail - Funny shit. Man it's like 4 AM and I really should go to sleep. I wonder why I've got these huge fucking bags under my eyes. Maybe I'll just watch some porn and go to bed. There is some soft core shit on Skinemax right now. Yeah I think that's what I'll do. Why don't you send me more tits for hits pictures, and anything else you want. The best part of waking up isn't Folgers, it's finding a shit load of email! Friday May 11, 2001 Fingercuffs? You're Dating Fingercuffs?(9:00PM EST) Jack Speaking of home, I was taking a shit earlier, and my roommate set up a little magazine rack so there'd be something to read while taking a dump. So my choices were Glamour, Cosmo, and Entertainment Weekly. I pick up the Cosmo and start reading it for shits and giggles (no pun intended.) Besides being filled with hot chicks, there's some good info in there. Gave me some ideas for new topics on the site. There will be plenty of time for that later tonight. So I've decided to fix up my car this weekend. Gonne get some new tires, shocks, and finally fix my goddamn window. So everyone is almost done with finals right? Better pray to god that you passed otherwise mommy and daddy take away the BWM I love naked angels!! Here's something funny I found on the net.
Damn! I wish I was that proportional! - Bed - Bed - Bed - Bed - Bed - Bed - Bed - Bed - Bed - One thing I don't miss about having a girlfriend is dealing with her when it's her time of the month. They get all bitchy, cranky, and deny sex and shit. There should be some sort of island they all goto when it's that time of the month. Let them take out all there aggressions and shit like that. And what's the deal with chicks crying when the drink? I know alcohol is a depressant, but come on! Why ruin my good buzz because your ex-boyfriend is going out with your best friend. I don't mind playing big brother once in awhile, but when it happens every single time it gets a little old. Jesus, here's some more bed pics. - Bed - Bed - Bed - Bed - Bed - Bed - Bed - Bed - Bed - Bed - Bed - Damn, there's a lot of nudity in this post. Well here's a cool voicemail I got. The first of hopefully many celebrity impressions. Funny funny shit. Well I'm off on my date. Click here if wanna hook up too. It's a free registration and you'll be getting laid faster than you can say..... Thursday May 10, 2001 Money and Power (9:00PM EST) Jack I feel like having some Chinese, and I don't mean the food. I've never gotten an Asian broad before, and now I'm fucking searching the personals looking for them. Here's some hot Asian chicks I've found. Haven't Got a Clue - This chick isn't too bad, and she's right around my area. I've tried iming her a couple of times, but she just doesn't want to talk. College Chick - She looks a lot like this chick I went to high school with. Back in the day I've was beer die champ. It's been a few years since I've played professionally, so I feel as though my game has suffered a little bit. I suppose it's like riding a bike, you never forget. Those aren't too bad, but there really isn't that many to choose from. If you find some hot Asian personal ads, send them in. I'll post the best ones up here. I had some fucked up dreams last night. First I was in Chicopee at the bank just waiting my turn in the drive-thru. All of a sudden I look in the rear-view mirror and I can see these homies crouching beside my car. As I'm watching them, another one comes along and busts my window open. I try kicking his ass through the window but his gun goes off or something. They bail out of there, and I've got a bullet hole in my neck. Since it's a dream I of course survive, and heal myself with a piece of tape. For the rest of the dream I've got this whole in my neck that all there people want to see. Right before I woke up the last thing I remember is being able to smoke out of the thing. Pretty fucked up huh?
- April - April - April - April - Very nice! Got another one from the resident hot older chick, Fragile Sin. Here's her contribution to my ever growing gallery. So that gives me 71 To Jack pictures. Once I get up to 90 I'm going to wait on posting them. Once I receive number 100 I'll post them all at once and tell every one what the prize is. Until then it's a secret, and keep sending in your pics. Here's a pretty good fan pic that doesn't really go under the Tits for Hits, but the people that did get a plug anyways. It's from the people who run Don't Look Away. They've sent me a shit load amount of hits in the last couple of days, so check them out. Tons of pictures and other shit to keep you entertained. I Want a New Girlfriend Cool Videos - Finger Fun - Sex Break - Nice classy stuff. Almost as classy as these voicemails. Here's one, and here's another one. I might be the only person, but I think that Ninja shit is pretty funny. I want to get some celebrity impressions next. So if you can do a Jack Nicholson then call up the number. I'm so glad that school is finally over, I was crushed with work load this semester. I'm going to be taking some summer classes, but those wont be half as bad as this semester. Wednesday May 9, 2001 Oops! (9:00PM EST) Jack So there's your prize for my little fuckup. I've got some tits for hits pictures to post later on. We're getting closer to that magic number of 100. So send them in a win something cool! I've got another date tonight courtesy of Adult Friendfinder. I swear to god that shit is better than any AOL personal. Check them out and sign up so you can start meeting some chicks off the net. Click Here For Free Amateur Pictures! Queers on Blades (7:00PM EST) Jack
I went out and bought some shit today. I picked up a DVD player for my room and I'll probably get some DVDs later tonight. The only reason I bought it was so I could watch Chasing Amy, Mallrats, and Clerks with the Kevin Smith commentary. Even though I've seen all three movies a million times, it's cool to pick up little things that I never would have noticed before. Maybe I'll go a little crazy and watch the Seven DVD. There's a few deleted scenes I want to check out again. What movie did I watch yesterday?? Oh yeah it was "Drive me Crazy" or something like that. It must have been close to the end because all the kids were at the prom, and all those type of movies end with a prom scene. I could only watch about 10 minutes of it, and that was only because Ali Larter was in it. I think I first saw her in Varsity Blues, or maybe it was House on Haunted Hill, but I think she's totally hot. Much better than that chick who played Sabrina. I know she looked good in Maxim or whatever, but she wasn't anything special in this movie. I'd do her if I ever met her in real life though. Ali Larter Picture Gallery Just by quickly looking at the poll it seems like you want more porn on the site. See I'm happy to keep adding more and more hot chicks, but I just don't want the site overrun by it. I think there are some female fans who check out the site, and I don't want to scare them away by posting spread pussies all over the front page. Yeah, and don't expect to post any cocks soon, you're on your own to find that shit. Today is all about people and sites that I like. You know I like Class or Sex, and if I had boobs I'd send them to Sinnocence, and how could I forget the hottest chick on the internet. It sounds really dumb and desperate, but out of all the cam chick on the internet, I think I want to bang her the most. It's not like I sit around fantasizing about cam girls all day, but if she lived in my area, and was nice enough to let me in her pants, I would be a happy man. Just look at her cam picture.... Hot!! Now that my friends is a girl I'd like to share a few moments with. Hey this chick thinks it's national whore day. I'd totally let her be my whore for 7 days a week. Here's a bunch of lesbian whores for ya. [1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11/12/13] The wonderful world of lesbians! I like lesbians, and I like cartoons a lot. So here's some cartoon jokes for ya. Dumb, but kinda funny. I've got to do the one thing in the world that I hate tonight. Fucking laundry. It's a huge pain in the ass, and I usually shrink half my clothes when I do it. Or there's some chick's panties mixed in there. You know I don't mind when they leave them in my bedroom, but you think they would have the decency not to put them in my laundry pile. Hey remember those pictures I posted? I got a few more for everyone. Her face isn't as good, but she's got a killer body. - Milf - Milf - Milf - Milf - Milf - Milf - Tuesday May 8, 2001 Jack's Wonderland* (9:00PM EST) Jack Here's a cool site for checking out hot chicks, and guys if you're into that type of stuff. Plus he linked me, which makes me happy. Another thing that makes me happy is playing pool. It's too bad I don't have enough time to play more. I could just put a table in my room and run my own little pool school, but then I'd have to move it each time the ladies came over. Maybe I'll just get a jacuzzi. I think this chick is fucking smoking hot!! Maybe since she's underage she could write IWANGF on her bra or something. Hey look we're on Sinnocence's Tits!! I feel special now. Hey! Do you guys ever wish that your wife would clean up a lot more around the house? Maybe you should get one of these maids to do all the dirty work. I think every guy should have a girl like that come over at least once a week to do some routine cleaning. Now that I'm pretty much settled into my new place, I've got to do a lot more cleaning that I'm used to. I've got coke bottles on the floor, clothes everywhere, and a ghetto Best Buy entertainment center holding my Sears TV up. What the fuck is going to happen once I move in with some chick that I'm dating? I really wont be able to deal with some girl who's like a super clean freak. I don't want some super slob either though. She has to be somewhere in the middle. She wont mind me leaving my socks on the floor, but she wont leave dishes in the sick for days.... Now it's time for a little internet news. These guys sent me a ton of hits today. And so did this dude. The Campus Rag is always a good read, and Fugly has some pretty pictures. Ratatak has solved the Kysa conspiracy. And Stile had a fucking awesome update today. That now concludes our internet update. This chick is moving to Good Ole Western Ma. I guess she's from Florida and is going to be going to school around here. I don't know why you want to move from there to here. It's not like we've got a ton of shit to do, and it's some huge cool place. But I guess it's to each her own.
Douche Bags and Fags (5:00PM EST) Jack I made a personal ad under a chick's name. I'm going to add some semi-porn picture to the ad and we'll see what kind of responses that I get. I'll post the pictures and the emails that get sent to me. That should be pretty funny. And now that I have run out of interesting things to say, I'll post some of the ways that people get to me site. eating pussy college girlfriend behind - This is a pretty classic expression that I guess a lot of people want to know. Obviously you need to know how to eat college pussy, and doing it behind is only a bonus! girls wearing glasses and in handcuffs - I can't think of two things that go together better than glasses and handcuffs... i want to be a woman i want to have babies - Doesn't everyone? i want to kill god - Very nice.... See ya in hell bastard. jack me off bitch - Hey that's my pickup line!! only, young girls taking their first dick by sitting down on it. - At least this person knows what they want. As you can tell the readers of my site are wicked fucked up!! But not as fucked up as these clothes line pictures. Pretty fucked up huh? That's some shit you don't see everyday around here. Well, maybe in Northampton... Now I'm really running out of shit to post, maybe put some new pictures. I know how you like lesbian pictures, so here's a whole shit load of them. [1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11/12/13/14/15/16/17] Damn that's a lot of pictures! Click here to find some more of the hottest chicks on the net. Send me some more Tits for Hits Pictures. Number 100 gets a special prize. Besides getting some hits for your website, there will be a little bonus prize. Hmm.... I don't know what made me write that. Oh well, what's done is done. Here's some more great sex sites for you to check out. - Adult Friend Finder - Mr. Skin's Celebrity Nudes - Good Night! (1:00AM EST) Jack That's probably the oldest pussy I've ever gotten, in real life and the internet!! But I'm a man of my word and that the BTC Rules get's a link. It's funny those guys have sent me a ton of pictures... maybe they should be doing the relationship shit, seeing as how they can get all these girls naked! He also sent along a nice collection of girls kissing. That'll be up tomorrow at some time. Check out these classic voicemails though. One of those is from the sexy chick Frosty Lips. She would totally be worth driving to New York to go see... The other is from my good friend Jason Biggs. If any other celebrities want to call up and leave me a message, you know the number. I've found my new motivation to go to the gym. Pretty soon I'll be looking like that, well I'll have a dick too. And maybe some bigger tits. I guess that's all for right now. I'm wicked and need to get some sleep. It's tough work nailing all your moms day after day. Here's just a little teaser of what will be up tomorrow. And I've got 40 more pics that are only better! Monday May 7, 2001 The Wrong Stuff (4:00PM EST) Jack Amanda* gave me an asterisk so she gets one too. Other sites deserving of an asterisk are Steak and Cheese* and Ernie's House of Whoopass totally deserves one. I'm always surprised at how many people come here. I'm thankful for every hit that I get... wait that sounds like an Eminem song. Truthfully it is awesome, and it brightens up my day to read email from you people. Well, except this one. From: Eric Glenn I get more of these emails than you would think. Normally it's from Indian guys who think that the hot chick I posted is me. I guess Jack could really be a guy. So this is what I emailed him back. From: Jack Now that should have been the end of it, but I got this back. From: Eric Glenn Time To Give Up (1:00AM EST) Jack I'd like to think I do the site because it's fun and I get to interact with a lot of people I normally wouldn't. And doing the site is fun, but you what is more fun? Having some one to share shit with, some one to goto the movies with, some one just to tell shit to. I've had maybe two real good relationships, and the rest of them have been shit. I look people who have nice strong healthy relationships and wonder why can't that be me? I think I have some good qualities that a girl would look for. I shower everyday, change my clothes often, I even have a semi-decent job! These years right now are supposed to be the times when I find that special someone go out for a few years and then marry her. One of my cousins just had a kid, and the other one is getting married in August. I guess I'm just scared of growing up and shit... Sometimes I really wish I was eighteen again. The biggest thing on my mind was getting beers for the night, and scoring some pussy before morning. Ok, back to happy shit. Sinnocence didn't get a big enough link for showing off her boobies, so she get's another one. Kymbly also get's another link for taking another picture. I started numbering the pictures with the name "tojack" and that makes number 63!! I should give out a special prize to the lady who gets number 100.... So keep sending those pics in. Here's some good pics that a hot chick sent in. They're from her Pimp and Ho party she had the other night. We did one of those in my high school, I can still remember all the hot chicks wearing next to nothing.... I get a lot of fucked up pictures in my email, but these totally take the prize for weirdest. They're some pretty bad snuff pics, and I'm almost 100% sure that they are fake. I wouldn't normally post this shit, but take a look if you want.... - Snuff - Snuff - Snuff - Snuff - Snuff - Snuff - Snuff - Do not say I didn't warn you about those if you did click on them. There are some seriously fucked up people in this world.... Does that make me fucked up for posting them? Or you guys fucked up for looking at them? I don't think so, but who ever made them has got to be a little twisted. New poll over on the left hand side. I wanna add something more to the site, so vote on what you want to see the most... Of course even if you people vote for something, the chances of me doing it are somewhere in between slim and none. I really wanna try and do more than relationship E/N but I guess I'm kinda good at it so here I am. From: Vic Now that is fucking funny! I'm so glad I got a boy instead of a girl. I'm not saying I don't want a daughter ever, but there's no way I could deal with her bringing guys home right now. I know it'll change when I get older, but for now it's just my boy picking up chicks at the sandbox. It's kinda funny to think that some day I'll be the dad giving all the guys the evil eye just cause I know what they're up too. I swear I'll keep her locked up till she's 18. That would probably just make it worse and I'd have this little school girl slut banging every guy she meets. Damn, this post is like ten pages longer than it should be... and there's so much more shit I have to talk about. This site kicks fucking ass! It's a great to check out if you're pissed off at the world and just want to break stuff. The guy from Punogre lost some kind of bet and had to wax his chest. You check out the videos of that event here. Looked pretty painful to me. Hmm there's more I want to talk about and post, but I guess it'll wait till tomorrow... In the meantime check out these sites.... - Class or Sex - Frosty Lips - Im Not Hurtin - Wesley Willis - EHOWA - - Chimptopia - Die Pig - The Daily Shot - Naked Amateurs - Get Laid Tonight With Adult Friend Finder!! Sunday May 6, 2001 Live Shit (9:00PM EST) Jack Backdoor Galore (4:00PM EST) Jack I really love Sundays, it's the best day of the week. It gives me a chance to relax, watch some movies, and surf around the internet. Sometimes I answer my emails, or check out some personal ads. It's funny there used to be a ton of cool AOL personals to post here, now I'm lucky if I can find one or two. What I am happy about is that I sent out the first newsletter yesterday. I wanna do one at least once a week. I think it's going to be a recap of my week, and whatever links I think are pretty cool. When you sign up, it asks for a ton of info, since it's a free service I can really change what it asks for, but you only need to type in your email. I like 38DD boobies! Those beauties are courtesy of Sinnocence. I'm still doing the tits for hits thing so you can keep emailing those to me. Here's another great picture I got. I love it when my name is some chick's stomach! It just makes me feel like I'm doing something productive with this site. I wonder what will happen when I look back at this a few years from now... I don't even want to into the future right now. I'm happy being 22 and I think that's as old as I'm going to get.... Ally Pictures [1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11/12/13/14/15] I'm totally in love with that chick! Of course I'd be in love with any chick that voluntarily strips for me. Finally for right now, a few voicemails for your listening pleasure. - Voicemail 1 - Voicemail 2 - Voicemail 3 - Saturday May 5, 2001 Hangover Saturday (5:00PM EST) Jack Voicemails - Fuck You - Ken - Jerky Boys - I thought the Fuck You one was pretty hilarious. Keep calling the number and I'll keep posting them. No real news to post in the life of Jack. I emailed a TON of chicks from the AOL personals, and I've gotten responses from a couple of them. The funny thing is that they're all smart chicks! One is going to Harvard next year and the other one is at Boston University. I'd feel like that dude in Good Will Hunting if anything happened. They'd have to be slumming it if they went out with me. I'm not sure if I'd want to go out with super smart chick. Like I'm no dumbass, but I not a genius either. I've always done well in school, but I'm not a brain or anything. Has any one else noticed that gas prices are costing an arm and leg these days? Good thing my work is right down the street, cause I might be biking if they keep going up. It's been years since I biked a great deal. I used to be in wicked good shape, now when I get into the shower I have to wonder what happened. Did years of sitting in front of the computer eating Doritos and drinking coke add the twenty pounds to my stomach? If I could get my web cam working right, I could show you some before and after pictures. Who would want to see that though..... Seeing how summer is coming, I was thinking about the shit that I miss. One of the biggest things is the smell of the ocean. I love the ocean, and miss swimming it. I used to go to Nauset Beach everyday in the summer and just watch the hot girls in bikinis. Stripping [1/2/3/4] Lesbians [1/2/3/4/5/6] I like pictures.... Pictures are good. I really like pictures of chicks with my name on them. So if you like taking pictures, and like getting hits for your site. Send me an email with my name on your tits. I'm out for now. I've got a ton of great pictures of this chick Felicia to post in a little bit. Join Adult Friend Finder - largest Adult Personals! Friday May 4, 2001 Chick Stuff (5:00PM EST) Jack
It's a very classy site so click on that banner. Added a new person to Cam Portal Number 8. I still need about five more girls to complete it. So if you'd like to be included just contact me. I also added my ICQ number to the left hand side, so if you feel the great need to im me, go for it. I'm usually AFK doing something not important, but sometimes I'm around. I love talking to girls who want strip for me, so if you're one of them im away. Oh yeah!! I got a new voicemail number for you to call. I had a lot of fun with it before, and I'm hoping for some other cool messages. If you're a girl with a good moan call up and leave multiple messages. Call up and say anything though. Plug your site, tell me off, do whatever comes to mind. As always, the ones I find funny will go up on the site. 1- 877 - 486 - 2600 ext. 479 Ever wonder what your wife is going to look like after she pumps out a couple of puppies. Most of them fall to shit and become lazy housewives who's main excitement is watching Jenny Jones and Jerry Springer. You can only hope that she'll look half as good as this. - Milf - Milf - Milf - Milf - Milf - Milf - And now some links for your viewing pleasure. These are all sites that I read and check out on a daily basis. - The Campus Rag - Validate This - Bonrop - Fugly - EHOWA - That's What She Said (12:00AM EST) Jack I posted a yahoo personal the other day. I've never had anything but bad luck from those, but since I'm a glutton for punishment I'm going to give it another try. Normally I get two or three responses and once I see a picture I just delete the emails. Now I don't claim to be some Brad Pitt, but I do have some standards. I'm pretty sure I can do better than these fools though. Check them out, it's a little bit different that the link I posted a couple of days ago. - TLC - TLC - TLC - TLC - TLC - TLC - TLC - TLC - Now that is what I call a loving couple. Or at least a very horny one. Since I'm out of ideas that's it for now. Send me some email or something, or play around on the Message Board. Thursday May 3, 2001 Bathtub Girl (3:00PM EST) Jack Speaking of Snow Surfer that fucker sends me a ton of hits, so here's my lame attempt at sending some hits back.
I'm in love with my new message board. If I had known UBB 6 kicked 5's ass, then I would have done it a long time ago. So go and sign up and start posting. It's pretty empty right now, but it'll pick up again I'm sure. I might be picking up a part time job to support the demands of this web page. Do you think I could make it as a stripper? I could make some quick money and pick up some ladies at the same time. Check out the new graphic for the site. It's better than the gay ass one that was up before. Thanks goes to Phucked Up for it. It's a great looking site and maybe, just maybe, he'll make some more for me. Again, go visit Phucked Up. Do you think you can tell whether a girl's boobs or real or fake? Thanks goes to Bonrop. In other real or fake pictures, I've got some picture's I'm deabating on whether to post here or not. They're really not for the weak stomached or any one who can't stand the sight of blood. What I will be is post them to the weekly newsletter I'll be sending out. You can sign up over on the left hand side. I've been slacking on that list, but I promise to start sending out an update each week. So look for that in your Inbox. I'm not sure if I've got anything else to post right now. There will be a HUGE update later on tonight. Three new image galleries, some naked broad who loves me, and some more fucked up links. So check back later. Wednesday May 2, 2001 New Shit (9:00PM EST) Jack Big thanks goes to Whatever-Dude, besides running a classy site, he threw my link on the main page. I love it when people do that!! It's the next best thing, beside getting booby pics. Here's a funny little video for all you people who make out in dark parking lots. The address at the end is for Worlds Greatest Lover. I checked it out after watching the clip, and it's a pretty cool site. Also much thanks, to Holy Zoo. They've had me linked for awhile now, but I don't I offered thanks to them. Check out Cough Boy and the Stile Project theme song while you're there. New pictures added to the Amateur Pages check it out and don't forget to wipe up afterward. I'll be adding a lot of new pictures, so keep checking back. And finally for now, a little home town viewer mail. From: Cotis Yeah I can't wait to be going to a real school. Even though I'll be commuting it'll still be cool. I've been known to sneak into a few sorority houses in my past college days. The town itself is mostly hick - I worked a tobacco farm growing up - but lately it's been getting a lot more modern. I hope you have a car, because you really have to drive to wherever you want to go. Other than that, enjoy Stanley Park, it's right next to the College (lots and lots of hotties wearing very little during the summer. God bless 'em) Watch out for the geriatric guards if you're fucking around in there after dark. They can't do much, but they have a few Dobermans that aren't friendly, and can run like demons!! Bars - You'll probably want to do most of your drinking at Touchdowns. It shares a building with Davio's pizza (pretty good). Sports bar, which I generally don't like, but it beats the competition. You'll want to stay away from the Nook, and probably the 252 - it's a hangout for those stuck in the 1980's. If you like redneck biker bars, the Purple Onion is your spot, if not, I'd stay away from there too. But honestly, the best bars are in Springfield. You got Fat Cats, TJ Hoolihans, and Theodore's, which was one of my favorites - oak paneling, dim lit, live bands. It was good. Nice! I'll have to check that out. I've been to TJ's a few times, and it was a blast. BUT. The best bar, without exception, is the Happy Place. That's me and my friends name for The Mardi Gras - A Gentleman's Club. Fully nude, phenominal women, LOTS of women! $3 cover after 7pm, no cover before. Opens at 10am, closes at two. Downside is the $9 pitchers of Bud, but small price to pay. The girls do a LOT for a dollar (sorry, no contact, but if the girl likes you, she'll break the rules) It's .... it's just the Happy Place. Words can't describe. It holds a special place in my heart, and I try to stop in to say hello everytime I go home to visit. Enjoy my town man, it may take a while, but it'll grow on you. And you will not believe how cheap rent is out there. If you like hiking, there's a ton of good mountains to climb around on. Mediaone (AT&T now) has cablemodem service there, so you won't be crippled to 56k. There's connections in town for pretty much anything you want - any drug, cable descramblers, whatever. The cops are a pleasant mix of roid raging newbies and cranky old timers, with the exception of a few, so keep an eye over your shoulder during any illicit activities. I've had friends get pulled over for the sole reason that they had dyed hair. But it can be a blast. Ooh. Sorry this turned into a fucking novel - I'm at work and bored off my ass. So be it. Peace, I have to admit, Colin does know what's going on here. The hiking is awesome, and the rent is half of what it is on Cape Cod. The girls up here are just as hot as the summer girls, and I think they give it up a lot easier here. All the chicks I meet these days are either married with kids, or just have a couple of kids on the side. I dunno, we'll see what happens this summer. I plan on spending most of my mornings at the gym, and my afternoons lounging at the pool. Ah... the life of a college student who takes internet classes. Not to fucking shabby. And last, but not least, even though it's May. April is my favorite month. - April - April - April - April - April - April - Click Here For Free Amateur Pics Wife Trader (10:00AM EST) Jack
Normally when I get a request to be linked, I just file it away with the rest of the spam email. The people over at Cyber-Funk emailed saying they lost a lot of traffic because of their host or something. So I checked it out, didn't see my link anywhere, but decided to link them anyways. Why? Because the site looks cool, that's why. I have much respect for some one who can make a really cool looking site. So check it out. I got a couple of requests for the new cam portals. Um I forget where I put them, so just check out all of them. As usual if you want to be linked, send your webpage address and photo URL. Females only...... And lastly, if you're any good with Photoshop or another graphics program, I need some new banners made. I'd like to get one for the top left hand corner made, and then preferably a couple so people can link the site. I've gotten some really good ones in the past and hopefully can get a couple more. Now I leave you with your moment of zen. - Zen - Zen - Zen - Zen - Zen - Zen - Zen - Zen - You Ever Sleep With Someone? (2:00AM EST) Jack - Alley - Alley - Alley - Alley - Alley - So I finally got cable in my room. I'm pretty much all set now. There's my cable modem, Dreamcast, and now cable TV. I basically just have to leave this room to smoke, take shits, and make the occasional batch of Mac and Cheese. If only I could get a steady stream of hookers down here, I'd be a happy happy man. If you have noticed (or maybe not) there's a bunch of new cam portals added to my site. I could be a hard worker and search out new girls myself, but I'm lazy and I'd rather let the women come to me. So if you're a chick with a site and a webcam, email me. I'll set you up with a spot and give you some traffic. I've got a bunch of spots open, so it's pretty much guarenteed that you'll be added. Of course taking naked pictures wont hurt your chances at all. And speaking of naked pictures, here's a couple more I got in my email. - Poser Goth - Poser Goth - Those are from Daine over at Poser Goth. She made the classic mistake over misspelling the domain name, but it's cool. I liked the name of her site, so she gets a link. This is just to remind you that Tits for Hits is still in effect. Any pictures with my name on your tits, will get you a link. So send the pictures this way, it really puts a smile on my face. You want to make me smile, don't you? So have you checked out the Picture Albums recently? I'm thinking about adding a couple more good galleries. I got a ton of pictures of this one chick, and I think she'd make a good addition to the page. Just let me know who you want to see and I'll keep adding them. I guess that's it for tonight, I'm beat and I have to wake up early. Plus I have to blow up my air mattress... are there any girls out there who are good at blowing? If so, I've got something really big for you. Tuesday May 1st, 2001 Bitches Aint Shit (6:00PM EST) Jack I got an email from the guys over at Condom Zone. Now normally I just delete these emails, but for some reason I actually checked this one out. If you're getting laid on a regular basis (unlike me) then you'll want to take a look. It's not just condoms, they've got books, games, toys, and tons of other shit. So check out Condom Zone and start getting some good loving. I've been slacking on the whole viewer mail shit, so here's one on Interracial Dating. From: Mooshie Moo Looking through your website again....there's always something else that I find that I haven't read yet....so even though it seems that the interracial dating topic has died down I wanted to give you my perspective, if thats ok. I am chinese and my parents followed a very typical asian practice...discipline meant beating the shit out of you (this is prolly why I love Asia Carrera so much because I relate to her). So during that time I was very against "being asian". I rarely if ever dated an asian person. If they were asian, they were HALF asian. Shit, my whole life I thought the NORM was to be white...anything a caucasion did was normal and those were the standards I felt I should follow. Thank god I have now learned to accept who I am and feel proud of being asian. (OooOo AZN PrIdE!! blech!) Yet, even now I would not prefer to date an asian, although if I met someone who was asian and cool I wouldn't necessarily hesitate to date them either. (Asia can call me up ANYTIME, BOY!) However I can't even begin to explain the difficulties it is to date someone outside of your race.
Does any one know what the most beautiful thing in the world is? No, it's not that picture painted by some guy. And it's not that church with the painting on the ceiling. The most beautiful sight in the whole world is girls kissing. - Kiss - Kiss - Kiss - Kiss - Kiss - Kiss - Kiss - Kiss - Kiss - - Kiss - Kiss - Kiss - Kiss - Kiss - Kiss - Kiss - Kiss - Kiss - - Kiss - Kiss - Kiss - Kiss - Kiss - Kiss - Kiss - Kiss - Kiss - I think the only thing better than would be me somewhere in the middle of it. If you plan on having any lesbian orgies in the Western Massachusetts area, feel free to let me know. There has been nothing good in the AOL personals recently. There hasn't even been any good redneck ones. So if you're cruising through the personals section and see something that should be up here, send an email. See if you can find some stuff in Massachusetts. So here I am sounding really desperate, and you think it couldn't get any worse, but here goes..... Get Jack a Date!! Here's my next little contest / time killer. I'm a 22 year old college student who works full-time and most of my other free time working on this site, or just relaxing. If you've followed the site for more than a day, then you'll know that I'm originally from Cape Cod. I moved up here a couple years ago to goto school and make something usefull out of myself. Well, the two years have gone by, and I've got a good job, and I'll be starting school at Westfield State next semester. But, what all this work has left me very little free time to pursue the opposite sex. Sure I've had a couple relationships, a few hook-ups, and even just met some cool people, but I want more. It's tough going out to bars around here because I don't know too many people. And I don't want it to be a long lonely summer. So here is your mission should you choose to accept it. I want you people to go out and find me a date. You have a friend who wants to be taking out for the night, I'll do it. You're sister is over 18 and looking for some fun, I'm her man. There are a couple of simple rules though. Only girls between the ages of 18 - 28.... Sorry, to all you 14 year old girls who read the site. Hair color doesn't matter too much, but I really would love to go out with a blonde again. That's pretty much it. If you're the girl you get a free night out, if you're the person setting us up, then you'll get some kind of prize. Just when I thought I couldn't be anymore retarded I try and pull this shit..... More News (2:00AM EST) Jack How hot is this chick? I swear I'm going to California one day cause they don't grow them like that here. Back when I was living on the Cape every once in awhile you'd see some smoking broads, but not too many of them. I did meet one of the hottest chicks down there, and she actually talked to me which was a bonus... Too bad she left in September, and broke my fragile little heart. So what should I do this weekend? Should I hit the bar? Or go see the Mummy 2? I've seen the previews and it actually doesn't look half bad. The first one was alright, and there is a hot chick in it, so it wont be a total waste.... And if I goto the bar I have to worry about driving home all wasted and ducking the cops. And then there's my third option: Sit home with my cable modem and spank my monkey all night. I bet you people would love to see that on the webcam. I could spank it to this chick all night long..... Hot! Well, depending on how you vote today maybe I'll have some interesting news for you. Either way I'll be back later on. |
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