April 1-15 2001 Post Archive
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Saturday April 14, 2001 8000 Hits?! (3:00PM EST) Jack Now here's a funny thing. I got a couple of new voicemails and I probably wouldn't have posted them, but who ever recorded them was from my old home town of Orleans, MA. See, it gives me the phone of each person who calls and the extension was the same as my old one. Don't worry, I wouldn't post any phone numbers, but whoever made those, give me an email. Shit dude, we probably know each other. I guess not much has changed since I left the Cape. People are still making prank phone calls like the Jerky Boys, and the women go down like cats and dogs. Here's a little conversation I had with some chick who saw my aol personal. Prude Girl: im going to cry After that she just kinda ignored me. Was it something I said?? I guess I just don't understand women at all. How come some will spread their legs for a couple of nobodies, while some girls keep that shit locked up tighter than Ft. Knox? There's got to be some kind of happy medium. Myself, I don't mind waiting a couple of dates before getting to the promised land. But I do have to know that there is some kind of reward coming my way. If I'm wining and dining a girl and I'm still sitting on first base, then I think it's time to forfeit the game. It's nice to know that the girl I'm seeing isn't a first class slut though too. Maybe I'm just to picky though, and that's why I don't have a girlfriend. But I might have something lined up in the wings for this week. I don't want to ruin it by talking about it just yet, but I'll keep you postponed. Things I've Done (12:00PM EST) Jack Well it all started with these two girls, we'll call them Sandy and Mandy. S&M were like best friends and stuff and were always hanging out. One time after a long night of drinking, they ended up in bed together. This wasn't a big deal, because they had slept in the same bed many time before. This time they started joking around daring each other to make the first move. After like 10 minutes of this crap, they both made the move and started making out. After a couple minutes they totally were getting into it. Making out, grabbing boobies and rolling around on top of each other. The chick that told the story was like "the best part of the whole thing was feeling her hips on me." After their heavy make out session the fingers went slowly downward and they "helped each other out." The story is a lot better when you here it from the chick itself. So I guess more and more chicks have experimented which is pretty fucking cool. As long as they let me get involved in some way, I'll be happy. Also last night I got some of the sex toys this girl had bought. One was like a thong with a little plastic dolphin attached. When you turned the thing on the flippers started moving all around. Who comes up with this shit? Fun With Vaginas - Sparkplugs - Clothes Pins - All Locked Up Nice wholesome pictures for the Easter holiday. You should have seen the ones I didn't post. My stomach is just recovering from the drinks last night, no need to fuck it up again. - Girls - Girls - Girls - Girls - Girls - Girls - I'm on a lesbian kick lately. Nothing does it for me like a couple of chicks going at it. So now to please me, which I know you want to, I've increased the stakes. I want pictures of chicks going at it with my name on URL in the picture. No photoshopped shit, just real high quality stuff. Email your entries here. The best pictures get an autographed naked picture of me. Wait, lemme think a second, if you're lesbians you probably don't want naked pictures of me. Shit, I don't think any straight girls want them either. I'll figure out some kind of good prize. Friday April 13, 2001 I've Been Beaten (11:20AM EST) Jack
Don't try and vote here, go to their site and vote. I didn't know sites actually "polished my knob." I guess I should be flattered or something. I wish more girls would polish my knob instead of websites. I wonder if I polished the knob of all the cool sites out there, if they'd link me. Probably not, so I wont. Here are some sites I like though. Validate This - LesbE/N, and she gets more fan pictures than me on a good day. Sometimes I wonder if I should just hire a girl so she get pictures from the ladies. And, she almost posts as much as me. WE RULE! The Campus Rag - Not your momma's rag...... Some Idiot - People call me that a lot lately. Like when they say, "Hey you know that website iwangf.com? Yeah it's run by some idiot named Jack...." Cloud 10 - No explanation needed. Chimptopia - Jane Goodalls' website documenting her time with the chimpanzees in the forest. Complete with pictures of the massive orgies that went on during the night. Voyeur Dude - bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, girls, contest, tits, your mom naked. MadKewl - I think there from Springfield, so they know first hand the horror of what I go through on a daily basis. Ok, no more links for today, well, maybe I'll throw in a couple more. Actually, would you still come to my site if I stopped posting porn? Wild Weekend Pretty good pictures.... I dunno, I guess I'll post more shit later. Thursday April 12, 2001 Host an Orgy (6:00PM EST) Jack Do you have an adult site? Are hosting costs bumming you out? Then check out the Adult Revenue Service. With over 50 sites to promote, there's bound to be one that makes money for you! - Sex at Umass - Porn Stars - Vicious Vixens - Good thing I'll be going there next year! No more community college for me... It's off to the big leagues and getting some prime time pussy. Not to community college pussy is bad, it's just nice to know that most of the girls will have a dorm for me to go back too.... - Cheeky - Cheeky - Cheeky - Cheeky - Cheeky - Cheeky - - Cheeky - Cheeky - Cheeky - Cheeky - Damn you people and your ass fetishes..... Can't you find something more productive to do than look at porn all night long? I guess there isn't anything more productive than that though. I bet you wouldn't. Same Ole Shit (12:00AM EST) Jack - Allison - Allison - Allison - Allison - Allison - Allison - Sometimes the teaser pics are even better than full blown nudity. Of course I'm a sucker for nudity as you can tell. VoiceMails: - Jason Lee Calls Me - Cartman - Cartman and the Ninja - Keep calling that number and leave funny shit! Wednesday April 11, 2001 New (6:23PM EST) Jack Michael and I met in a Christian chat room on January 31st, 1999. He is 27 and lives in New Zealand, I am 19 and live in Portland, Oregon, USA.
Living so far apart is hard, but talking on the phone every night has given us a special relationship. The distance has brought us a kind of love that most people don't know. The existence of our relationship is based on communication. We have to talk, it's the only way we can communicate. If I'm in a relationship and I'm not banging the broad, there's no reason to fucking communicate with her. There's three sayings I wanna hear when I get home.
There's more to this website but I'll let you read all about it. Make sure you read their little love story, I think the wedding is coming up shortly. Maybe we should all get together and send them lots of cards. Or maybe we should just all predict how long it will last. Click on the question marks for the mystery pics, but I bet you already knew that. Did I tell you about my adventures at the club last weekend? Holy shit was it a site and a half! There were more chicks at the club then I had ever seen before. Of course I didn't realize that it was a different kind of club than I used to. The name was Meow Mix, and if you've seen Chasing Amy, I had the same expression that Banky had in the bar. Luckily for me these ladies didn't feel shy at all and let me snap some pictures. Club 1 - Club 2 - Club 3 - Club 4 - Club 5 HOT!! Now that, my friends, are some shared fucking moments. You ever have phone sex? I've done it a few times, but I didn't think it was all that great. At least I was doing it with current girlfriends, and not spending $4.95 a minute like some people I know. One last thing. I'm changing the rules for the contest / linkage. It's no longer tits for hits as that has become too easy. The new contest will be called clits for hits! Well, whatever send me all your pictures. I just thought clits for hits sounded really really cool! I've got two more ladies to put up tonight, so check back later! Naked Ladies With Cam and AIM Click Here! Fuck Em in the Ear (12:00AM EST) Jack Kinky Shit Yes, it's me again. For another story on sex and everything that's fun. :) This time...it's kinkiness. Everyone's favorite little word. Not one you hear too often, but secretly, it's everyone's favorite little word. For me, kinkiness is loved, it's embraced and it's a MUST have for sexual exploration when/if you're with me. I haven't ever done that whole whips, chains and nipple clips shit. Nor do I want to. You don't need that to be kinky. But you can still have that bit of domination over your lover. For me, I mostly like to be dominated over. If there is ONE thing on this earth that I want my next sex partner to do, it's that. Dominate me, spank me, tease me, please me, fuck me...whatever. Just do it. I want a guy (when heavily into foreplay...see previous article on this site) to tell me to suck his dick. Not in that stupid "Suck it, bitch" type way...but in a forceful manner. I don't care how he says it as long as it is sexy-kinky. I would just drop down and blow him 'til he burst. And, I have found that I really really really like it when a guy pulls on my hair (not too hard, but not too soft) while giving him a bj. That turns me on more than the penetration part of things. What can I say, I like to give head. Well, love. I think it's just very sensual, and I just love hearing a guy liking what he's getting. Tits For Hits: Our first tits for hits girl comes from Phour.com I love how this has gone from cleavage shots, to nipples, and now more and more pussy shots. I would try and just have pussy pics, but hits doesn't rhyme with vagina. What I do want more of is ass shots... I know School of Ass has the market on those, but shit, help a brother out! Thanks again to phour for those great pics. Click on his site in appreciation. Now here's some Nadine. She's a hot chick who totally shows off her tits. The thing I don't get is, why cover up your nipples with your hand? You're already showing me your tits, show the whole thing! Not too fucking shabby!! More girls! More girls! Bring on the 18 and over pussy! Marlena didn't send me a website to go along with her picture, but she did send a nice fucking picture of her tits! If you've got a site I'll throw out a link to you.... But only if I see some more tits! Now this is one of the worst pictures I've ever gotten. And her site really sucks too.... I wont even bother linking it and subjecting you to the horror. Jesus Christ, there's a picture of David Lee Roth on the front. It just doesn't get any worse than that.... - Picture of Girl Puking on Her Hand - I wanted to comment on some web site that I found, but that's going to have to wait till tomorrow morning. Instead of that I'll link some sites that have shown Jack love. Bad Ass Chick - the name says it all. With more girs than a lesbian line dance, you'll always find something interesting here. Or you'll at least find pictures of all the hot webmistress chicks on the net. Jack Asses United - At first I thought it was a website for Jackass on MTV. It's not, but it's still cool. Take 10 minutes out of your porn surfing and check it out. Class Or Sex - these guys run their website in biggest school that's like 20 min away from me. You would think they could hook a brother up with one of those fine chicks that are always taking pictures for them. I guess I'll just have to wait till next semester when I'm chillen at ZooMass. Punogre - These guys have had me linked since they started their site. And they have never asked me for a link in return! Now that is pretty fucking cool. Or maybe they did ask and I just forgot... Either way click on that link. Ok, enough of that shit. Here's some voicemails I've gotten in the last couple of days. - Voicemail 1 - Voicemail 2 - Voicemail 3 - That's it, I'm going to bed. C-Ya tomorrow! Tuesday April 10, 2001 Them Girls (5:21PM EST) Jack I went to the park today too. The ladies were looking fine as usual, and I have a feeling this is going to be a great summer. Girls in bikinis, girls in school girl uniforms, and girls wearing nothing.... I love being young! One great thing about living near the city is that there or soo many different girls. Back on Cape Cod there was only white girls, come to Springfield, you can have all 31 different flavors. Shit, the black chicks even dig white guys! - Latina - Latina - Latina - Latina - Latina - Very nice! I've got some more tits for hits ladies to post tonight. I've also got another article from the girl who wrote the foreplay one. I've been slacking with a lot of the emails lately, and I promise to catch up. Speaking of catching up, I've gotten two more voicemails I want to post. I'll do those later tonight with the titty pictures. Speaking of the voicemail, every one call and leave me a message. I'll post some of the best entries along with your website if you've got one. If you're just a girl who wants to show her love, you're more than welcome to also. Remember it's a free call! 1-877-792-7300 ext. 857 I Love Redheads! I love redheads! It's funny because I haven't gone out with any of them. Maybe that's the whole attraction, it's like the forbidden fruit. Some day I'll shag one I'm sure. But for now my main attraction is blondes, and of lesbians. You can't forget the lesbians. - Lessie - Lessie - Lessie - Lessie - Lessie - Lessie - Lessie - Lesbians on a Raft! I think it should be Fox's new reality TV show. Forget Boot Camp, and Temptation Island.... it would be the biggest hit since the Simpsons. Monday April 9, 2001 Boobies! (6:08PM EST) Jack Sometimes it's not a compliment that needs to be given. Sometimes you just need to let some one now how big a douche bag they are. Luckily Just a Tip has thought of that too. There's something for every occasion so take a look and piss your friends off. Speaking of ways to piss them off, check out Die Pig, where your ex-girlfriend becomes the laughing stock of the internet community. Now onto the pictures. - Fragile Sin - Fragile Sin - Fragile Sin - Those tits are from Fragile Sin, who has graced us with her boobies many many time. She's a bad ass chick and looking pretty damn good for the older crowd. I hope you don't take that the wrong way, I'd still shag ya! I'd shag this chick to. She's hanging out in Portal Number 4 for now. There's still a couple of spots open so send me a request. No guys though... and the cooler the picture you send to me, the better. Yeah I Know (12:00AM EST) Jack If you're new to the page, all of last weeks goodness has been moved to the archives. There's a ton of good stuff from last week; fights with webmasters, naked girls, and more cam plugs that ever before. This week it's back to my roots with some relationship articles and updates to a lot of links on the left hand side. It's too easy to just post porn and get visitors, it takes skill to keep people coming back for the words instead of the pretty pictures. Don't worry though, there's going to be a ton of porn and more Fan Signs.
- Lulu - Lulu - Lulu - Lulu - Lulu - Lulu - Lulu - Lulu - See, I told you this was going to be a good week. Just make sure you click on that ass. Support the people that help me. Plus there's another girl that posts over there. Maybe if you all ask nice enough she'll take some pictures for me. Or maybe she'll bend over and offer it up all nice and shit. Or maybe she'd just slap me in the face. Shit For You To Watch - Raves Undercover - Speedy Rabbit - Fighting Bear - Three videos to pass the time when you're bored. If you find those really that entertaining, then might just want to unplug from the computer for a little while. Experience the real world, kiss a girl, and watch the sunrise. It's the little things in life that we take for granted every day. Who knows, we might wake up tomorrow and fucking Chinese have launched their nukes. Sunday April 8, 2001 Validate Me!! (12:01AM EST) Jack Talk To Me on ICQ 85959094 Talk To Me on AIM getnewgirlfriend Good Update Tonight (12:00AM EST) Jack
- Full Picture - I did get another picture for Heart Sugar, but I think I deleted it by accident. Oops... Well here's another link for you cause I fucked up. The funny thing is that this post is like jailbait post. If you're over the age of eighteen you can pretty much skip these sites. But if you're under the age of eighteen what the fuck are you doing here? This site isn't for kids! Go visit something more your age level. From: dave_o Fast forward a couple months. The girl (Jess) and I hadn't talked for several months, but I bump into her buying groceries. We have some small talk, and end up getting back together. But it's only a couple months before she had to go to Miami for a week, for a church trip no less. About Wednesday she gave me a call and I heard a guy in the backgound saying things like "Come back baby" and "I'm lonely in bed". I asked who it was, and she said she didn't know. She ended up fucking this guy, which I found out from her/my friend Megan (who was on the trip), and she later admitted this to me. It turns out her and this guy 'hit it off' and were writing letters, etc. I broke up with her (again), and thought myself a dumbass. But I had to get back at the spread leged bitch. So I did just that. First, I took some nude pictures of her and put them up around school, with a pair of her panties under each, asking "Have you been in these?" with cards for the local health department underneath. Next, I found out that she had transfered yet again to a Christian school with a no sex policy. I revealed her ways and got her expelled. I am an evil bastard. :-) Man, talk about your revenge tactics..... Pretty good story, well, not really. Just glad that shit hasn't happened to me. I'm pretty sure no girlfriend has mine has cheated on me, but I could be totally wrong too. Who knows, maybe they've all been talking behind my back..... I wanted to take this time to thank sites.... PenIsMightier.com, The Spud, Huge-Boobs, Class or Sex, Jack Asses United, American Jackass, Rebel Alliance. All of those site are high quality and you should visit them at least once a day. Shit check them out twice a day. This site has been around since the beginning days of IWANG.com. It was from him that I found Chicks Suck, and the whole shutdown crew. Misanthropic Bitch - just spend a day reading her site. You'll be a better person and hopefully be open to other's opinions. Melo Online - she sent in the 17 things that guys do wrong in bed. You can find the list somewhere in the archives. Check her out, she also resides in one of the portals. There's a lot more shit I want to post, but my eyes feel as though they're going to pop out of my head. Tonight is looking like a Scarface night, or maybe a refresher course in Fight Club. I gotta fall asleep early tonight, tomorrow is tree chopping day..... You don't want to know, trust me......... Saturday April 7, 2001 Never Drinking Again (12:00PM EST) Jack - Smoking - Smoking - Smoking - Smoking - Smoking - Smoking - Girls with stogies, a combination of the finer things in life. Next time some one says you shouldn't smoke, point them towards this page, and show them just how damn good it looks! You all must click on this link here. Don't argue, just click.
- Pixie - I got my presents in the mail the other day, Leisure Suit Larry and Fight Club. LSL is a fucking classic. Brings back the old school memories of DOS and VGA graphics. Does any body remember the old Police Quest games? As a little kid I'd spend hours playing those games. They ruined the series by making those SWAT spin-offs though. They should just go back the original point, click, and shoot. Nobody wants to listen to my ideas though. I invented chocolate whip cream, but no one listened to my idea... but that's a whole other story for another day. From: Jackie The reason I haven't updated the cam was because I was in a serious accident. A car plowed into me while I was at a stop light (woman driver of course.) Well, needless to say my head the windshield and really fucked my shit up. If I were to show my face, people would run away from this site in droves. I'm like the elephant man now. The doctors say that in a few months the scarring will go down and with some plastic surgery I may look close to old self. I hope you all pray for me. Thursday April 5, 2001 The Hottest Site / Cam Portal (6:55PM EST) Jack Pixie - nice little Asian girl. Layout isn't too confusing, and not too many extra frames pop up. I wonder if she'd write iwangf.com somewhere. Kaffene - there's only like one picture of her, but shit, you have to link a girl with purple hair! Lindsay - text was way to small.... Shorty - I think that's this girl's name. Whatever it is, she's like pure perfection. For a fucking 16 year old!! Jesus Christ!! All four of you ladies have an open invite to join my cam portals. I'm polite enough to ask first, but to lazy to actually email them. I've still got a few more spots to fill so if you want to be on it, email me. Fuck Dis (5:21PM EST) Jack - Nisey - Nisey - Nisey - Nisey - Nisey - Nisey - Nisey - Nisey - If I'm not mistaken, that's my first interracial fan sign. It's courtesy of Nisey and I kind of blackmailed her into taking pictures, cause I had booted her off the portals. But she's back now, and holds a special place in my heart. I asked her to show nips, but I guess she was a little too shy for that. No biggie though, at least she took some pictures which means a lot to me. So take a visit over to her and say hi. Ancient porn is cool... It's pretty funny see what our parents were checking out back in the day. Of course it's really bad when it's people your parents age are making the porn! - Old Porn - Old Porn - Old Porn - Old Porn - Now that my friends, is some sick shit. Reminds me of the time I was living with my mom on Cape Cod. It was about 10:30 at night and I had just come home from work. I was just making a pit stop to shower and get ready to go out for the night. So I rip into my driveway and as I'm getting out of my car I see the neighbor like waving at me. I walk over to her house and see what's up. If you've ever visited Fugly you can imagine what my neighbor looked like. She was the type of lady who wore tank tops, but her flabby tits were all hanging out of the shirt. It's what I would call an attractive look. So she's making small talk with her for a minute or two and then asks me the ultimate question... "Hey, do you party?" I didn't want to sound like a douche bag so I'm like sure, I like to party. She says she needs me to roll up a couple of joints, and weigh out some grass. I'm always a fan showing off my handiwork so I obliged and went inside. Back in the day I wasn't huge into pot, but I knew what I was doing. My one year at college gave me a PHD in Pot Management. She walks into her kitchen and whips out a small baggie, probably not even an eighth. She tells me I can roll three joints with what's in the bag.... I give her this look like she's crazy and tell her that they'll be pinners. She said she didn't care and just wanted three joints. Two to give to her "boyfriend" and one for us to smoke together.... That's where the whole "I have to get the fuck out of here thought went through my head." Here I am sitting across from what could have been a beached whale and now it wants to smoke with me? Oy Mother Fucking Vey! Now I can handle my shit, but I didn't know if I could fend off the attacks from Shamu. I finished making three pinner joints and bailed out of there as quick as I could. She kept trying to get me to stay and smoke, even offered me a Zima! I politely refused and told her I had a party to goto. I bailed out and took off from my house as fast as I could. Every day after that she kept giving me these weirdo looks. Which leads me to the moral of this story... If some trailer trash lady asks you to roll her joints... My Talents Are Going To Waste (12:20PM EST) Jack More productive? What do you want me to do? Fucking cure AIDS, Cancer? Jesus Christ it's just a web page. And who the fuck am I hurting exactly? Is your mom one of the ugly chicks that I post once in awhile? Or maybe she's the chick with the dick? From: LuvUQTee Why yes, I am Jason Lee. In between making awesome movies such as Mallrats and Chasing Amy, I take time out to post on this website. You can send all your naked pictures to me and I'll decided if I want you to be the mother of my genius children. From: Cody No thanks on the nut pictures, but here's your link. A couple of British fags sent me a picture of their dinkies and they got nothing. I only wants tits and girl's asses. Thank you. Wow, three emails and it's already a full post. I could just quit here, but I've got so much more to post. Two editions to the cam portals, check this out for all the image galleries, and here's another Hits for Tits girl. - Frosty - Frosty - Frosty - Frosty - Frosty - Frosty -
Yesterday I posted some of the average conversations I have on AIM. Last night I had a ton of people IM me and I'm totally cool with that. I think I only blocked one girl. Don't be afraid to IM me if I'm online. I like talking with people who like the site, and I'm not a total asshole all the time. But I did forget to post two more of the convos that I normally get. Conversation Number 4 Him: hey man i love the pictures on your site! That's another blocking moment. The last time I ever traded porn, I think I was on the middle school bus. If you can't find your own porn on the internet, you really need to just unplug the modem and cancel your dial up service. I find porn even when I'm not looking for it. I guess I can understand if mommy and daddy blocked certain sites cause they don't want your impressionable little mind being warped by some sick shit. But don't coming running to me to be your porn dealer. Conversation Number 5 Him: hey, you got a minute? Can you guess what happens next? Yeah, I thought you could. I never said I was some kind of Doctor Ruth, just a guy with some knowledge on sex and relationships. If you feel the need to ask me any personal questions like that, save it for the message boards. There's plenty of great people who like to help out. Well that's it for right now. Check back later on for more insight to my personal life. I've got to lie down for a little bit, my throat is fucking killing me. Probably all the crack I smoked last night. I'm Feeling Nice (12:01AM EST) Jack
Click on those and make me happy. See I'm a giving person. All those sites are good, and Kinduism gets a second link cause she bought me the Fight Club DVD. She's nice, visit her site. Oh shit, I almost forgot! I wanted to link these guys here. They've got a cool Kevin Smith online quiz. I'm out of here for now, catch ya later with more porn and interesting shit. Don't forget to send in your Tits For Hits pics! Viewer Mail (12:00AM EST) Jack From: Brooke KISSING. Kissing is a good thing...and especially when there's some definite tongue involved. Kissing just doesn't have to be on the mouth, it can be anywhere. The neck, breast, stomache, cheek...etc. Now, to do this step of the foreplay process, you MUST be a good kisser. None of that sloppy dog licking the face type stuff, dear GOD please none of that. It's a big turn off to girls. If you kiss like that, you get no further. Same goes for girls, if you're a bad kisser to the boys, you probably won't get anywhere. Now, I am not really sure if I'm a great kisser or anything, but I haven't had any complaints. My friend Steven says I'm a "dainty" and "soft" kisser. Good or bad? I don't know. I like to think it's a good thing. ANYWAY...you have to kiss in all the right sensual places. Ask your partner WHERE they like to be kissed. Or, when you are kissing them, ask them if it feels good (if you're kissing them on a body part). Usually you won't really have to ask, you'll most likely be able to tell by body movement, heavy breathing...whatever the case may be...you'll know. Start out kissing the lips, suck their tongue (but not too hard), and line their lips with the tip of your tongue. DEFINITELY sensual. Then proceed to softly kiss their neck (by the ear), and wherever you feel else is necessary. SUCKING. No, I'm not talking about jumping on the guy/girl and sucking them off. Sensual sucking. Girls: guys like their fingers sucked, well that is...depending on the guy. Slightly nibble on the tip of their finger (and make sure that your hands are clean, guys!) and then lick it witht the tip of your tongue. Then proceed to slide the finger into your mouth (soft and sexy, remember!) and slide it back out and then nibble the tip yet again. They'll probably be BEGGING for something by now. Guys, you can do the same to your girls. I know i like it, it gives you chills down your back. There's other places on the body you can slowly suck on too, besides the fingers. If your girl has her top of, play with her nipples a little bit. Spend some time there, cuz we like it. It gives us this little tickling sensation, so don't be surprised if we giggle just a little. But believe me...it's a good feeling. If your girl has her nipple (or nipples) pierced...flick the ring back and forth SOFTLY with your tongue. I have my nipple pierced, and it gives the same sensation just like it would a non pierced nipple. Coming from experience, since I only have one nipple done, my pierced side feels better when played with than my other. But remember, guys, do this softly. It takes a while for the ring to heal, and sometimes if played with too hard can hurt. And girls...pay attention to your guys nipples too. It gives them the same sensation just as it does girls. Spend time on the breast/chest area. Circle the areola slowly with the tip of your tongue, kneed the nipple SOFTLY with your tongue, AND BLOW COLD AIR. This will definitely make your guy/girl arch their back in pleasure. FLICKING. Now, this is for the guys. On eating a girl out. Now, I've NEVER had it done for me (nor do I really want to have it done unless I'm comfortable witht the guy), so I really won't have a lot to say about it. Coming from my girls who HAVE had it done before, they say that you MUST find the clitoris. YOu know, that little thing that's right under the hood of the pussy. (yes boys, I said pussy! Ain't it a funny word?) They tell me that the guy MUST spend some quality time there, ALTHOUGH they must spend time on the other parts of the pussy for the girl to reach the BIG "O." Tongue fuck her by stiffening up your tongue and move it in and out of the vaginal hole. That way it simulates a penis (but at the same time...not really). This will get her going. If you're doing a good job, she's going to push her hips towards you, otherwise asking for more (or faster). Remember to ask your girl if it feels good. Communicate to find out what feels good to her and what doesn't. She'll tell you where to go. LICKING. Now it's time to light your guys fire. It's not like you hop right on it and bob your head up and down. Take things slow. TEASE HIM UNTIL HE CRIES. Some guys actually like this. When you're teasing, don't be a bitch about it. Flick the tip of his dick with the tip of your tongue, stop, jerk him off a little...etc. It's pretty much a combo of jerking him off and sucking him off. Now, I'd totally rather SUCK him off than JERK him off. I won't deny it, I love giving head. Just to know that your guy is feeling good, back and relaxed, and hearing him moan is WONDERFUL. You definitely know you're doing a good job. Now, the trick that I do is this little thing I learned called "the helicopter." It's where you take your tongue and swirl it (or try to) all the way from the top of the dick to the base (all the while girls, don't be afraid to GENTLY play with their balls). Swirl your tongue up and down a couple of times, and then flick the head of the dick a couple times with the tip of your tongue. When I first did this to a guy, I swear I have NEVER heard a guy moan so loud before. When you get more skilled at giving head, you can do the jerk off and suck off move at the same time. This move I'm still trying to get right. It's hard to think about breathing, sucking and jerking all at the same time. No, I'm not a ditz. But, it is harder than it looks. When he is about to come, this is where you decide "Do I swallow, spit, or let him cum somewhere else on my body?" Personally, I want the guy to cum on my tits. It's some erotic thing that I like, and sometimes guys like it when you let them do that. FISHING FOR ORGASMS. Guys, if your girl doesn't want you to go "down south," there's always the alternative...FINGERING. This is my FAVORITE thing ever. But, be careful with this. Make sure you have short fingernails. Our inside walls are sensitive, and do NOT like to be scratched. (How would you like it if we scraped our teeth on your dicks? That's what I thought!) So make sure to clip them (and regularly in any case!) Now, lay your girl on her back and kiss her and all that fun stuff. When you feel the moment is right (when she's really into your kissing her and is giving you signals, like pushing your hand downwards or whatever) go in for the kill. I'm not talking about ripping the pants off. Do it sensually. Sensuality is a good thing, and it's sexy, which will make foreplay sexier and sex even sexier than that. Then, circle her clit with your pointer finger slowly. When you go to go deep, try and fit two fingers MAX, first. If she's tight, this may hurt her a little (like it does with me because I haven't been popped yet even though I have had sex a couple times. I am the master of foreplay. lol.) If it hurts her too much, take it down to one. But two should be plenty. This will losen her up just a little in case penetration DOES happen. When you're fingering her, circle her clit with your thumb. This creates TWO ultra good sensations. I like this little move that guys do. It makes me arch my back most definitely. Also, keep kissing her. On her mouth, her breasts, her stomache...wherever is neccessary. you want many sensations going on. It will keep her mind focused on the orgasm. Where you go from here, I'll let you figure it out along the way. But there's some foreplay tips for you. And even though I have not experienced sex a whole bunch, trust me, I know my shit with fooling around. If you want, e-mail me at rockstarr83@hotmail.com! And remember guys.... FIND THE CLITORIS. :) Wednesday April 4, 2001 Changes (8:02PM EST) Jack
So that's not to tough, is it? So if you'd like to be on my portals page, send an email with your name and URL, I'll take care of the rest. - Beth - Beth - Beth - Beth - Beth - Beth - I like Beth a lot. What I don't like are dumb AOL people. I'm not saying that all AOL are dumb, but about 50% of the people who IM me are not up to full speed. Here's a couple of samples of what I go through on a daily basis. Conversation Number 1 Him: Hey That's wear I hit the block button. If you ask me what the point of my site is, I block you. Flat out, and you're never going to be unblocked again. There is no fucking point to this site. It's just shit I write about every day. There's no big master plan, and I don't use it to pick up chicks. If some girl wants to fuck me because of the site, I wont turn it down though. Conversation Number 2 Him: Hey That's when I hit the block button. I give small sites a chance, because I used to be a tiny site begging for links. I know what it's like and it blows. But if you come to me asking for a link, I think it's only fair that you have my site linked first. I'm not coming to you begging for your traffic. So don't come to me.... Conversation Number 3 Her: hey sexy baby.... Of course that shit never happens, but that's the only reason I still leave my screename up here. I know some where here in WMASS there is a blonde big tittied lesbian just waiting for me. So until that day comes, you'll still see this screename here. Fuck I have to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back. Lesbians (2:03PM EST) Jack Check out this site here. She said some nice things about me so she gets a link. There's a plethora of good stuff on that shit and it's a great time killer. Also another great site that I've been meaning to talk about is Jimbo's World. There's tons of interesting shit over there, movies, pictures, pretty much any thing you need. I highly suggest you make a trip over. I wish I could say that interesting things have been happening to me lately, but it's been pretty dull. I haven't hooked up with any chicks, but I haven't really been trying either. Besides the occasional night when I drink to much, I have realized that my life is pretty boring. Sometimes I wish I could get a girlfriend as it would give me so much more to write about. I have countless stories about past experiences, but it's a lot easier to remember them when I have something current to base it on. The one thing about having a girlfriend is that I'll have to tell her about this site. I don't walk around my school with an IWANGF T-Shirt and I don't publicly say that I run this site. But I want the next girl I date to have a little say to what goes up here. I think it would be a valuable thing to have some female advice, and even have some criticism up here. How funny would it be to see my girlfriend written posts about me when we get in a fight. But she could also delete this whole page if you she wanted to. Hmm, maybe I'll have to rethink the whole thing. But it's not like I'm going to have one anytime soon. It's been months since there's been any kind of prospect, and I don't really see anything coming in the near future. Who knows, these things have a way of happening when you least expect it. More Hot Girls (12:00AM EST) Jack - To Me - To Me - To Me - To Me - To Me - To Me - Even though she misspelled the domain she still gets a link. So check out her site and give her some hits for taking time out to make nice pictures. Here's a cool site that showed up in my logs. Here's a prime example on how to linked on my site. Plug me first, and don't beg for a link exchange. Plus the shit on there is fucking funny. Here's how not to get linked. Hey Jack I made this button for you and I want you to use it. But if you don't link me two seconds after you upload it, I'm going to put some fucked up graphic on my site and link it to you. Cause I want to show my 100 visitors a day how much of an asshole you are. Of course I don't care about the other 600 or so hits you've given me in the last two weeks. I'm going to whine and complain till you link my site for the hundredth time. I'm going to try and suck my own cock now, so I've got to keep this email short. Bye Bye Jacko. That is basically what Fuckware.com is saying. So, since people are ungrateful for my generosity, they will get nothing in the future. I was prepared to link his site again... but now there is no link. He's the type that would suck some one off for a link. In honor of Amanda, I wont unleash my plan until she's done with Frosty FX. But trust me Fuckhead, you'll get a kick out of it. If you want the inside scoop, sign up for the mailing list down at the bottom and I'll let you in on what's going to happen. Tuesday April 3, 2001 No Witty Slogan Here (6:16PM EST) Jack - Bar 1 - Bar 2 - Bar 3 - Bar 4 - Now that looks like my kind of place. The only thing that could make that bar better was if they served up some nice Korean food. Nothing hits the spot better than some good old Chinese food. - Tasty 1 - Tasty 2 - Tasty 3 - Tasty 4 - Tasty 5 - Tasty 6 - Beth is a hottie. Check her out here, here, and finally here. One day when I'm rich and famous I'll have chicks that look like that begging to grease my poll. Of course when I get super famous I'm going to use all my charm (money) to get some exotic chick. I want a Latino girl to call me her daddy! I'm done for right now. Check these fine sites! The Campus Rag - Jen might show off her boobies, and she called me a god! Amazon Bitch - With a name like that, how can you go wrong. Nakkid Nerds - Remember that chick in your Physics class that got the A+? Well, guess what, she got hot and is now getting naked too! Huge Boobs - Another one where I think the title says it all. Fly Fat-Ass Fly! (2:09PM EST) Jack I finished up Nurse Betty last night. It was alright, nothing special, but a good way to kill a couple of hours. Chris Rock is one mother fucker, and I can't wait to see him in and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Speaking of that movie it comes out August 10th and I'll be first in line. From: Page of Misc Anyway, my grandparents left to go out of town and I thought to myself "Now would be a prime time to get laid." So I call up my old lady and she comes over pretty much knowing what's about to go down. So we get it on and I last maybe a minute. It was a piss poor effort on my part. Afterwards we cuddle and do all that good shit that you do after the first time you "make love" because it wasn't necessarily a fuck. Shit I don't think I'd call it making love either. Of course we're all a little quick on the first time. Any one that says other wise is a bald face liar. We get to talking about fantasies and mine was to do it in the water and what better time then now to fuck in a bath tub? I eventually convince her that we need to have sex in the bath tub to enhance our sexual relationship. I run the bath water and even put bubbles in it, jump in and soak for a little bit. She gets nekkid and sits out beside the tub. I'm getting pissed off now because she hasn't gotten in with me yet so I just tell her to forget it (I'm pretty impatient). So I soak for a little while longer and get up. My grandparents have a chandelier over their tub (for what reason God only knows), me being kind've a tall guy and my grandparents being short the combination of me standing in about 6 inches of water and an electrical outlet over my head wasn't good. So I step to the side a little bit after grabbing a towel and BAM! I hit the chandelier. Not only did I bang my damn head on the chandelier but I was getting the shit shocked out of me for what felt like almost 20+ seconds. I finally slip and bust my head on the side of the tub and blank out. The next thing I remember is waking up in a bath tub full of bloody water and my girlfriend (who's Mexican) screaming obscenities in Spanish. So I get up, dazed and confused, and decide I needed to go get some clothes on. I'm naked and bleeding all over my grandparents white carpet while walking through the house when all of a sudden I see my friend at the entry way. Apparently she had called a friend while I was knocked out. Needless to say I was pretty embarrassed. He rushed me to the hospital and I got like 13 stitches in the head from that fall. The moral of this story is... be careful when carrying out your fantasies. I've had a couple of good water experiences. A couple times in the regular bathtub, many times in the shower, and even some in the Jacuzzi. Pools are great to, but watch out for the slip and fall every where else. Girls With Glasses II (12:00AM EST) Jack
I'd be a slut to that girl! She wont show me her boobs or sell her Playstation to me. I love it when girls play hard to get! Speaking of hard to get here's an interesting conversation with another webmaster...... getnewgirlfriend : i don't get it? So basically Falkware got a little bitter that I didn't automatically link his little site after I uploaded his graphic. If you've ever been there you'll see that I've linked him many other times, ergo, making myself his top referrer. So now he's gay bashing me. So click on his name and tell him it's not nice to make fun of homos. Is This the Face of a Gay Man?
Jesus Christ, it's only Tuesday and I've already gotten in my first fight. I knew that this was going to be an exciting week..... Monday April 2, 2001 Hot Girls With Glasses (5:00PM EST) Jack School Girl - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - Very nice! There's nothing like a little office porn to get the weekend started on the right foot. The only thing better than a school girl stripping down is a hot College Co-Ed. Fuck STCC I'm going to FSU. Also I'm never getting married. I'll just be banging hot broads for the rest of my sexual life. I'm also going to play in the jungle gym for as long as I'm able. Remember those days of making out behind the Elementary School gym? Those were the good old days. Didn't have to worry about jobs, money, food, or even getting your daily crack fix. It's funny how this whole adult thing creeps up on you. One day you're mowing lawns, and throwing newspapers, the next you've got a couple of kids and your wife is cheating on you with the mailman. I guess it could be worse though, you're wife could have been born a guy and is now slowly draining your back account. Actually I think it would be bad enough if your wife had been a guy before, the bank account shit would just add insult to injury. Tennessee Cheerleader - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - How many people still smoke? I know it fucking sucks, every morning I wake up thinking that last night will be the last time that I smoked, but the first cigarette is too good to pass up. I'm tired, there will be more pics later tonight. Today is a Good Day (12:00AM EST) Jack I watched Red Planet last night. It actually wasn't to bad, but it was pretty predictable. The only reason I made it through the whole thing was that chick from the Matrix was in it. I thought she looked alright in the Matrix, but in this movie she was totally turning me on. I don't know if it was because I could see her boobies through her shirt, or because she did a couple nudie scenes. You don't see any tits, but it's not too shabby. I'll put up a picture gallery of her pretty soon. I'm not really sure what to think about this site here. It's kind of a cool idea, but it seems like the girls that are up there now are pretty fake. They all have some little story, and then the pictures are like altered. Shit, if you really want to get back at your girlfriend, post naked pics on the net! Don't do any of this photoshop stuff where you cover her face and crap. Check it out though, it's good for a little chuckle on a boring day. I got a new button over there on the left hand side courtesy of Frosty Lips. So all you people that love my site now have four choices to show your support. If you want to make me something I'd love to see it. I'm going to learn flash in next few days so look for some soundboards and shit. Speaking of cool flash shit, here's a Clerks soundboard created by Unrealistic Expectations. Very classy shit! And now I leave you with something that'll get you and your girlfriend in the mood. From: Brooke The last time I was fooling around (and JUST fooling around) with a guy, I found that when I pleased him first, I totally turned me on beyond anything. I found I love giving head more than I did the first time around, and to see him totally spaz out from excitement was made me feel like I was going to come just from hearing him. Now it's not like I don't like being pleased, because believe me...I do. But I just get this huge adrenaline rush from getting the guy off first. I like to be told what to do. Not like in the whole S&M stuff. Just like, when he wants it...he gets it sort of way. Don't think I go out there and give head or sex to every guy I see, because I don't. It'd only be someone I liked very much or was dating. Sure you have that fantasy of having pure ecstasy with a dark and handsome stranger, all chicks do at some point in their lives. But my fantasies are those of how guys think. Minus the lesbian activity. I want to have that kind of sex where it's hot and totally crazy. Like that hardcore fucking. Not making love...PURE FUCKING. That's the best way I can put it. That type of sex where all you do is want to rub, suck, lick, flick and fuck for hours on end. For some reason, a lot of people tell me that kind of fantasy is that of a guy. A second fantasy of mine is where I tie my guys arms on the bedpost and just make him scream. Not only by just jerking/sucking him off. There's more to it. It goes along with that whole sucking, licking and rubbing thing. Something totally sensual to act out. A third fantasy of mine is a little more down and tame. A girlish type fantasy. Just that soft stuff. Not fun to describe, so I won't bother with the lameness of it. Personally, I would LOVE to act out these fantasies. Let inhibitions run totally out of control. But the problem is, I'm shy when it comes to meeting guys. Hard to somewhat believe after reading the above. Anyway, that was my little schpiel. You can post it if you wish. I know you like pictures of tits...but I don't have a cam yet. I'm investing in one sooner or later. Holy fucking Finger Cuffs! Now that is the perfect woman. Got that link from a Pile of Crap. I love it when people say nice words about me and my site. It really makes me feel good.... This my friends, is perhaps one of the funniest damn sites I've checked out in a while. You have to check this one out, this one is priceless so I really can't put a worth on it. hehe. Seriously though, check it out. Man you can't put a price on that kind of goodness. Tits For Hits Girls So Far: Even though the contest name is tits for hits, you can write it anywhere on your body to get credit. So just write iwangf.com anywhere on your hot bod and I'll send hits your way. And to the two faggots who sent a picture of their dinkies, you get nothing..... Sunday April 1, 2001 I Like Big Butts (10:45AM EST) Jack Big thanks goes out to Steak and Cheese he said some good words and threw a link out to this small site. There's so many sites that have helped me out including, Fugly, School of Ass, Stile Project, Huge Boobs, plus so many others. Thanks again, it is much appreciated.One last boob picture for the day. This one is courtesy of Violent Kisses, something that sounds pretty kinky. She was supposed to take a few more pictures for me, maybe even showing some no clothes boobage. As soon as I get them I'll post them for all you people. I'm Tired (10:39AM EST) Jack Girls That I Wish Would Send Me Their Tits:
Now remember, tits are preferred, but it can be any where. You can be clothed, fully nude, or even dressed up in your favorite bondage outfit. So keep those pics coming, and I'll keep sending the hits. That's the Biggest Load of Crap (3:10PM EST) Jack I wonder if Camilla would take some pics. She just changed around the layout of her site and it looks wicked good. Stop over and say hi. From there I surfed over to this site. That girls looks exactly like some one I used to go out with. I had to do a double take just to make sure. Check out her site, and check out all the webcam girls over at Cam Record. From: Lisa I've tried the Jedi mind trick many times, but I usually just get the shit slapped out of me. I remember one time I was going out with the girl for a like a week or two and then we broke up. We were still good friends so one night we're all hanging out over her house, drinking and shit like that. Now she had a friend down from New York and me and her got to talking and all that other good stuff. The night was winding down so me and her took a little drive and ended up fooling around a little bit. When we got back to the house the girl I had been dating runs up to me and gives me the slap heard around the world... We ended up making up and stuff, but it was a pretty funny story to tell people. It was the only time I got really slapped, so for being around for 22 years, I think I'm doing alright. She doesn't have a site or anything to pimp out, just wanted to show some love for my site. Thanks again and keep the pictures coming. Our First Donation (12:51PM EST) Jack Holy shit did I get fucked up last night and I'm paying for it today. It's day like this when I think I should just slow down on the whole drinking thing... But by the time 8:00 rolls around I'll be ready to go again. Back in my younger days I didn't even need a break. I'd be drinking till 5 in the morning, go to work for 10 and start drinking again at 12. The fact that I need a break is probably the only sign that I'm getting old. I don't really see myself as 22, I'm more around the age of 18. Does that mean I can still shag 18 year olds? I guess we'll see next year when I'm back in the dorms. I'll be just turning 23 and hopefully hooking up with the freshman girls. They'll probably see me as some old dude and get totally turned off. Luckily I've got one of those baby faces. I found this site in my referral logs. Extremely nice looking site..... Here's the little comment they made about me and the site. He's a confused, young man -- but a confused, young man whose site features helpful relationship advice. Confused? What do they think I'm confused about? At least they say I give out helpful relationship advice. It's better than this link. I don't get you can associate this site with the fucking Russian dude who took some pictures. Plus last time I checked I was American. Maybe I could get some foreign pussy if I was Russian though. We Have a Winner! (12:28PM EST) Jack From: Douche Bag First off idiot you made a couple of key mistakes... Besides the fact that you can tell it's obviously photoshopped, the fucking idiot wrote the WRONG DOMAIN!!! It's not IWANG.COM it's IWANGF.COM! My mom always told me if you can't do something right, don't do it all all. So if you're going to try and submit pics like that, don't waste your time and mine. The second mistake he made was being on AOL. I know millions and millions of people use AOL and it's a great service. But if you're going to email me pictures, make sure you fucking attach the thing. I hate getting emails where it just says [Unable to Display Image] It's just a small request, but I think it's a valid one. |
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