April 16-30 2001 Post Archive
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Posted By: IWANG Jack | Posted: 4/16/2001 |
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Monday April 30, 2001 Too Fucking Early (8:00AM EST)
Jack Some kid sent me in pictures of his exgirlfriend along with a long story about how she cheated on him and all this other crap. Since it was really boring and all in capital letters I'll just post the pictures. That's all you want to see anyway. Pretty ugly chick, big tits but that's about it. Depending on my mood I think smaller tits on a chick are so much better. I'd rather have a couple of perky tits in face then some saggy old flappy ones. That's just me though. Speaking of small, every one is always asking me to strip for the camera. See I'm not sure why ladies would actually like to see my little sausage. But since I was getting head last night from one of my Asian sluts, I decided to snap a picture. Here it is in all it's glory. You all better watch out, I can do some serious damage with that! Got Milk ? / ? / ? / ? / ? / ? / ? / ? / My birthday is only four short months away...... You can buy me shit off my wish list in appreciation. In the meantime if you're a chick with a camera, send me your naked pictures. You'll win a guestspot on the main page and the adoration of thousands. Well, maybe just me. Either way it's a win win situation. I'm off the join the real world and contribute in the only way I know how..... Fuck Women (1:36AM EST) Jack People have said I've been slacking on this site, well that's all about to change. It's time to go back to the old Jack and have many updates a day. I don't think I'm taking full advantage of this cable modem. So in honor of fast downloads and shit, here's some pretty pictures. - Indian - Indian - Indian - Indian - Indian - Indian - Indian - Indian - - Indian - Indian - Indian - Indian - Indian - Indian - Indian - - Indian - Indian - Indian - Indian - Indian - Indian - Indian - Jesus Christ that's a pain in the ass to type out. Hope all you mother fuckers appreciate it. Here I am on my ghetto little Front Page 98 editor trying to make you people happy. I know what will work! Cheerleader pictures! Seeing as how the weather is so nice out now, there's two things on my mind. Girls in Bikinis, and playing a few holes of golf. It's been awhile since I've hit the course. I've promised myself that I would get out there many more times this summer. We'll see what happens though. I try and do so much shit and never get anything accomplished. Maybe I can find a girlfriend now though. You would figure a white, 20 something college student, with a good job and a decent could find some one right? Well guess again in my case. I'm destined to be alone forever...... In other random shit, I decided I don't think I'm going to be able to get married. I've got a female housemate and it's really opened my eyes to many new things. The fact that just rinsing something off does not make it clean... and that seperating colors from whites is key to doing laundry. Very useful information to some one in my position. I think I'm still going to need a maid though.... As you can see I redid some of the links on the left hand side. It wasn't for all of them, and I still need to do some touching up.... But for now it's going to be a lot easier for me to update them. Thank god for SSI it totally saved my ass. If anything looks fucked up or missing, let me know. I'll be changing the top links over the left according to the stats I have for last week. And I'm sorry Amanda, but there is going to be a new link of the week. I've been slacking on that in the past... I figure I'll give it out to some littler sites, some one who has linked me without begging for a return link. That's it for tonight, I'm gonna smoke a butt, take a shit and go to bed. Have a good night and there's going to be a ton of viewer mail tomorrow. Friday April 27, 2001 Voicemails (1:36AM EST) Jack That was pretty nice of them. I was especially surprised that Violet sent one in. In other random news, I was cruising the net for porn when I came across a picture gallery with just cum shots. After I checked it out, I realized that stuff like that does nothing for me. Pictures of chicks with white goo is all funny and shit, but do people really get off on that type of stuff? I'd rather look at two chicks making out more than any facial shit. But I guess that's just me. From: Sweetluvinx@aol.com Well I guess I can do the best I can. Ok, here goes...I'm in love with a married man. I'm in my mid 20's and I just got out of a bad relationship about 8 months ago. I wasn't looking to meet anyone but in February I met this guy. This amazing, wonderful, sweet guy. He told me right off the bat that he was married (about 2 years now). He is the same age as me and I asked him why he got married so young. Well, he's one of these guys who got some girl knocked-up and married her because he thought it was the 'honorable' thing to do. No offense, but if a guy marries a chick cause he knocked her up, it's not the honorable thing, it's the retarded thing to do. Even though he probably fucked up the life of the himself, the girl, and the kid, there's no reason to make it even worse. Marriage is not for people in their 20's, and especially just cause there's a kid involved. Normally, I won't go near guys like this...but when I met him I swear it was love at first site. We totally hit it off. We both have agreed that we feel like we are meant to be together. I know he's not just fuckin with me, either. He makes time to see me once, sometimes twice a week. And I know it's not just for the sex because does a lot of endearing things (like kiss my hand, stroke my hair when we're watchin t.v...rub my back...send me cute emails...little things like that) Wow, the guy sounds like a regular charmer. It's too bad that HE IS STILL MARRIED. Of course he's going to do that shit for you. I bet even though he says it's not for sex, he still gets it each time he sees you. I know if all I had to do to get sex was write a couple of emails I'd be all over that situation. I have never felt like this about anyone. At the same time...am I an idiot? What are the odds of this guy leaving his wife for me? Slim and fucking none. Besides the occasional sweet talk (i.e. "I wish we could be together, I love being with you...) I have not approached him in conversation about leaving his wife to be with me. I did however in a drunken stupor one nite ask him how long he thought he'd be married for...he said "I don't know." So, it's been a few months that we've been seeing each and it's still going strong. I don't want to pressure him yet...I've tried to initiate conversation about where he sees us going with this 'relationship' but he doesn't seem to want to address it yet. So I figured I'd play it cool for a while and just have fun and get to know him. But eventually I think I deserve to know if he's gonna leave her. So what do you think Jack...is this just a textbook scenario of a vulnerable girl falling for a charming guy? I'm kidding myself, right? I would love your opinion on this...I have no where else to turn =( In my honest opinion, this guy is playting you like a guitar. If you were just having fun it wouldn't be a big deal, but it sounds like you're really falling for this guy. I offer you a challenge. Deny the kid sex until he tells his wife about what has been going on. I can guarantee that he wont be writing you any more sweet emails and taking time out of his day. Right now he has exactly what he wants. No pressure sex from you, and his relationship with his wife. Trust me, unless you do something to change the situation, he wont leave his wife, and you'll be stuck wasting your time with some fool....... Thursday April 26, 2001 Hate Being Sick (9:00PM EST)
Jack Now this, my friends, is one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile. Check out his site for more cool flash shit and tons of porn star pictures. This guys fan signs blow mine out of the water. I love flash shit and I've got a huge book just waiting for me to open. Remember those old choose your own adventure books? Well I was surfing around and came across this link. It's pretty dumb, but it's also a little funny. And since this is my site, and I liked it, I post a link to it. If you don't like it, make your own website. Sandy the USC Cheerleader - 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11 She looks alright, but she gets bonus points for the cheerleader outfit. So, it's lame joke time. This guy enters a bar and orders two shots of
vodka...
That's all I'll need, my little girl trying to get pregnant when she's like 15. Shit I've already got one kid at 22, and it's a lot more than I bargained for. I can't imagine if I was seven years younger. Oh well, I guess that's a sign of me getting old and shit. Man, and I used to think I was cool. Now it's time to link sites I've never linked before. - Baby Smasher - Hot Chick - Some Guy - Up In This Bitch - Zgeek - - Cali 310 - Chib Inc - Angel Cam - Wednesday April 25, 2001 Another Day (9:00PM EST) Jack People always ask me "What's a good gift to give my girlfriend?" I've always thought that some syringes in the ass will compliment any type of flowers that you've already gotten. I know that was a gay segue for those pictures, but I had to come up with something. It's tough finding unique ways of linking pictures, so this one is just some chick getting banged... Click on it if you want. I think she'd be pretty hot if she had her arms and legs. Oh well, I guess beggars can't be choosers. Hot Blonde Catholic School Girl - 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11/12 She's not to bad, huh? I think this girl is a lot hotter though. Seeing as how today is Hump Day I'm hoping to have a little sex soon. Preferably with some one who is of normal size. If any girls are interested, apply here. Serious inquiries only! Why is everyone inside looking at my site? You should all be outside at the park! You never know what you're going to see. It sucks up here in Springfield that only really big park is Forest Park. There's a couple of nice hiking trails where I live, but the odds of me finding some chick up there are pretty much slim and none. I'd be better off looking for girls at the zoo. - Zoo - Zoo - Zoo - Zoo - Zoo - Zoo - Zoo - Zoo - Zoo - That's enough for me for right now. Remember, send me email, IM ME, Tit's for Hits is still going on, and there might be something special planned for this weekend. Tuesday April 24, 2001 More Useless Shit (9:00PM EST) Jack - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Think people would come in by the busloads? I think I could do alright with those ladies dancing around on table and shit. If not I could always pack up my shit and head west. I heard those farmer's daughters are wicked hot. Maybe I pick up a couple and have then dyke out for me and stuff. I love lesbians! And I love just hanging around the house! It's been wicked nice lately, and I'm just waiting for the pool to open up. I'll be hanging out there all summer long. Wow, those pictures were kinda bad.... Here's some good ones to feast your eyes upon. - Bath - Bath - Bath - Bath - Bath - Bath - Bath - Bath - Now that is much better. How much would you pay to be that towel? Cool People - Jackasses United - Class or Sex - Pile of Crap - Frosty Lips - - Validate This - Chimptopia - Dogmatic Law - Cloud 10 - Bathtub Girl - I think that's enough good stuff for you. Maybe you'll see me online later tonight. I've got to reinstall the software for the camera, so I get that done I'll be live later on. I know that just makes the ladies all wet.... Let the Fun Begin (5:18PM EST) Jack Here's your mystery question for the week. Who the fuck is Mr. Orsm. This guy sends me a ton of hits each day, but I never see him linked on any other sites on the net. Check him out though, there's tons of videos, porn, priceless pics, and more porn! For reals though, he's got a great site, and he's helped me out big time. So check him out and you wont be disapointed. So, every other email I got these last few days was about the online personal date. People asking if I got laid, met a psycho, or just had a normal date. Since I'm not the type to kiss and tell, well, I'll wait a few months before I give all the details.... But for right now I'll give you a step by step way on how to have a good date. 7:00 - Picked up the girl at her house. Now this is clutch, show the girl you can support yourself by showing up in a semi-decent car. Even if your car is a shit box, have the decency to clean the fucking thing up. Pick up your week old McDonalds wrappers, cigarette packs, and whatever else is on the floor. And here's a couple more free tips, be on fucking time, and open her door. Ten bucks says she wont know it's coming, and will be pleasantly surprised that you're not a total moron. Of course if you get one of those girls that hates that type of thing, don't even bother bringing her out. She'll probably not shave her armpits, legs, and the mustache she's hiding with makeup. 7:30 - Take her to semi-nice place to eat. Now I don't mean some place where the dinners cost more than the fucking shirt that you're wearing, but I don't mean the OCB either. And if you're going to do one thing right this whole night..... get her to drink some booze! Order a couple of long island iced teas and let the fun begin! By the end of the appetizers you should already be having this girl eating out of the palm of your hand. Now I can't say that I'm that good, but I did get her to order the Large Draft.... And when the bill comes, don't be a total jerkoff and start checking out who ordered what and how much it came too. Take out your credit card and fucking pay it. You should leave a good tip too. I worked in a Italian restaurant for 8 long ass years and we work fucking hard, so tip generously... Otherwise the next time you'll find a big wad of something in your alfredo. 9:00 - Hopefully by this time you'll know whether it's a good date, or a bad date. If it's a bad date, you might as well just drop her off after dinner. No need to spend any more time and money if it's not going to work out. Drop her off, tell her you had a nice night and throw her number out. If like in my case, you're having a good time, you have to find something fun to do. Now if you're from Western MA like me, you know that it blows serious donkey nuts. We ended up driving by Kahunaville, seeing that it was closed, and then to the Hu Ke Lau. 10:30 - I like the chinese bars for some reason. The bartender is always pretty cool, and if you get hungry, you know that chicken fingers are only a plate away. So we ended up having a few more beers at the bar. Played some Strip Poker, and smoked some butts. 12:00 - This is where it comes down to crunch time. Do you ask the girl to come back and see the place, or do you play it like a wuss and drop her off at home. Luckily since I just moved into my new place, I was all like "Hey you wanna see my new room?" Yes, it was a pretty gay line, but she did end up coming over and checking it out. 12:30 - Watched Chasing Amy and went to bed. Yep, that's right, no more details for you. All in all I had a great time, and I think she did too. Who knows, maybe you'll be hearing more about her on the site, but I guess it's totally up to her. She knows about the site and thinks it's pretty funny. Which I think is totally a good thing, so maybe more from her in the future. And just think, if she didn't have a good time, she can start her own Anti-Jack website. I think we need more of those in the world. Monday April 23, 2001 Jack is Back (9:00PM EST) Jack So let's start with some of the better ones I've gotten lately. From: mar jay Ummm.....yeah. From: Vilette Anyway, here's the deal kids. If ya wanna continute linking me, my new URL is: http://www.sinnocence.com/doglaw. If you're getting this email, I already have you as a constant link on my list. Thank ya all for your support and gimme an email back if you need anything or gots any questions. Here's lookin at ya's. -Vilette -Dogmatic Law: sinnocence.com/doglaw I like her. She did a tits for hits, so she's all good in my book. I like all the girls who take pictures though. Speaking of good girls, you probably want to know about the girl I met from the AOL Personals. So I'm kinda torn as to whether I should post what happened. As far as dates go, it's one of the best I've had in awhile, so I can't knock that at all. Ahh we'll see. Maybe I'll post tonight on my new cable modem. So I'm pretty much moved in now. I've got a mattress on the floor, TV on my trunk, and hooked up the VCR last night. All in all, I'm not doing too bad. The room is looking less and less ghetto, and once I get my digital camera, I'll take some pics with it. You'll get an inside look at what goes on my room after the lights go down. From: Patrick Damn! I wish I could hit that place up for a couple of days. Imagine seeing my ulgy mug in the same movie as Ben Affleck. Shit, it would probably be my big movie break. After my stadium scene I'd have all the leading ladies begging to work with me. Sandra Bullock would be spending "quality" time with me, and Carmen Electra wouldn't be able to keep her hands off me. I'm tired and done for right now. I'll post more shit later on. Saturday April 21, 2001 Snatch's First Post (1:50PM EST) Snatch I
thought with the readers on Jack's site, I would have gotten some more
interesting/intelligent emails, but this is all I've received: From:
Adam Davis
From:
Jason Tibbetts I
bet you either have a small penis, or you're a minute man. You suck. So,
I was encouraged to do something I didn't want to do today. Someone told me to
read Playtimestuff. Just being asked that was painful enough, then came the
act of actually trolling over there to read nonsense. He begins his post with
some asskissing, or knob polishing, as AmericanJackass
put it in a poll, to some big and small name sites. We've all seen it before.
Most of us have even done it. Except we never obviously had our tongues up
these other sites' assholes. We kept it subtle. I got bored, so I started to
scroll down. I noticed Jack was linked. Who could possibly have something bad
to say about Jack? He asks some questions at the end of his post which are
obviously meant to bash Jack, but come across as semi-intelligent questions
from a nerd in a suit. I
would like to answer your questions from a different point of view and what
I've seen of Jack because I know Jack doesn't talk back until pushed to the
end. Good man, he is. First
of all, virgin boy, is Jack a positive role model? I'd like to think that he
is just by being on here and doing something else with his time in addition to
school and maybe work. At least he's not sitting on his couch all day or
sleeping all day. Is Jack a genius because he gets people to read his site?
Are you stupid? Have you not read the million times Jack says he doesn't know
why people come back to read what he has to say? Obviously the readers enjoy
the site. If they didn't, he wouldn't be kicking your lame ass in traffic. At
least people don't have to tell me to go read Jack's site. Jack’s content
attracts readers looking for that type of content. Is Jack a shrewd
businessman b/c he collects a fat check? Jack's not Jewish. Quit implying that
he's trying to scheme the Net with nekkid
chics and porn talk. Jack's no businessman. Jack's Jack. Earning money
has nothing to do with anything. Any Webmaster with any sense would earn
money. Which
brings me to say a big: FUCK YOU! You
should ask yourself the same questions before pointing fingers. What makes you
so hot? The fact that you can smooth talk people. I have joy in knowing that
they all think you're full of shit anyway and are just getting free traffic
out of it. Are you a shrewd businessman? From what I hear, all you talk about
is money this and advertising that. Sounds to me like the pot calling the
kettle ... Let's
not even talk about morals and ethics. The minute you implement daily posts,
you are a sellout. Just ... like ... the rest of us. In your scheme for Net
domination and profit ... you will fail. Not because people hate you. Not
because your site sucks. But because you treat people like Jack like shit.
People that can do things for you. Not good to ruin a good thing before you
get to know it. I suggest you pull down Jack's pants and start sucking his
dick for being such an asshole. Stop
being so sensitive about being asked if you fucked a girl. Guys that get that
defensive are either gay or ... gay. So what if he asked that? Lighten up.
Nobody disrespected her. See? People respect me, and my name is *snatch! Keep
acting gay, and this is one snatch
you won't get. I'm Back (12:00PM EST) Jack So what else is new in the life of Jack. People are still talking shit. I guess I pissed off some other webmaster by asking him if wanted to bang some broad. I didn't know people got so upset by that type of stuff. He wrote some big long article on how I sit back and collect checks, and other shit that just doesn't make sense to me. First off the guy kisses my ass like it's going out of style. The he proceeds to call me some sexist pig. But the thing that cracked me up the most was this last comment. So I pose the following question - is Jack a positive role model? Is he a genius because he gets people to his site? Is he a shrewd businessman because he collects a fat check at the end of the month? What is someone like me to do when faced with the harsh reality that if I do certain things and compromise my ethics and morality on the site - I will increase traffic and profit but ruin any dignity I have? Holy fucking finger cuffs! When I did I ever say I was any type of role-model. I hope people don't look up to and try to be like me. And I've never collected a fat paycheck from doing this small site. I do this totally for fun, and any profits go directly back into the site. And in conclusion, if you think this site is morally wrong, do not beg me for a link, or send me your gay ass interviews anymore. The whole reason I never sent it back was because they were the most generic questions I've ever heard. You could learn more about me by just going to the about me page on my site. Here's an email that Amanda sent to that guy. I like her. I don't know how well you know the guy. I know him, and he's not a "jerk." What I meant in calling your post ignorant was that you opened your mouth a little too quickly. When he gets to talking about sex he's just trying to make you laugh, you're not meant to take it seriously. Maybe you were being a little uptight. All I see in reading it is you're upset you didn't get another plug from him. "Is he a genius because he gets people to his site by providing porn and sex stories?" No, that would not make someone a genius. But also, it's not what Jack does. Jack's site is about what Jack likes. There's more to IWANGF than just adult content, the point of an e/n site is the readers develope a realationship with the webmaster. He's very personal on the site, and that's what gets people coming back. "Is he a shrewd businessman because he collects a fat check at the end of the month for feeding the need of males?" Ignorance again, you should do some research. Jack gets jack from bla-bla, as does every other site on the bla-bla network. they're a VERY low-paying network, and Jack went to them for hosting so he could keep his site up. All he gets for running their banners is free hosting. You'll find that is the case with 100% of sites on the network. "If I put naked women on the site I will increase traffic and profit but ruin any dignity I have?" More than anything, the way you get traffic is by making friends in the genre your site is a part of. Making a porn site doesn't give you traffic. My only suggestion to you would be if you want hits, try not to piss off the webmasters. There was no need for you to write an anti-jack post other than your frusteration with his not linking you, which is childish. Had you took another route and been able to talk to someone in the genre as a person and not a domain name, I'm sure you'd find alot more visitors coming your way. The funny thing about this guy is that he posted a bunch of fan signs from girls too. I think he also requested some nude ones. Sounds pretty hypocritical for some one who is so morally right. I'm not angry with you in any way, I just think your comments were uncalled for, and blocking me on AIM for having an opinion when you asked for it was *slightly* agrivating. Nonetheless, you put work in to your site and to me that is what makes it worth linking to. Don't look into things so much, take everything at face value and learn to laugh. Well that's enough on that subject. Time to move onto bigger and better things. I waste too much time writing about shit than doesn't concern me. So back to posting porn and other morally wrong shit. - Robin - Robin - Robin - Robin - Robin - Robin - Robin - Now that's much better. And this right here is even better than that.
Please write me back Jack. I want you and I want to do anything for you. Please write me back...... Now that's the shit I like to get. So here's some interesting news for all the ladies who read the site. I know there's a few that do, because you sent me some hot voicemails. So here's a little contest for ya. WIN THE SHIRT OFF MY BACK !!!!! Ok Girls I'm going to be on the Internet station WOMR (Eric William's Radio Experience), Wednesday morning sometime between 7:00AM and 9:00AM EDT. Listen here- http://www.womr.org/listen.html E-mail the itle of the garageDog song I request and literally WIN THE SHIRT OFF MY BACK !!!!! and a garageDog CD. So listen to the "Eric Williams Radio Experience" Wednesday Morning 4-25-2001 7:00AM-9:00AM EDT http://www.womr.org/listen.html Hell,I might even throw in my Boxers too !! I guess guys can enter the contest too, but it would be a little weird if you really wanted my shirt. Well I'll post more later. Thursday April 19, 2001 Good Mood / Bad Mood (6:00PM EST) Jack Good news is that I'm going to be moving into a new place. With my new place comes new stories, adventures, and all the other stuff you love about this site. I'm going to have to find a maid who cooks and cleans though...... Anyone want to volunteer for the job? The pay's not great, and the hours suck, but you will get to spend a lot of time with me. I think that being with me is worth more than than any dollar amount. And if you're any good, I'll let you blow me. Better be good, and you better swallow. Maybe one maid isn't enough to take care of me though. You'd figure with two of them, they would be able to get the work done in half the time. I guess I was named Dork of the Day at some website. I'd link it if it was actually funny and worth your time, but it's not, so I wont bother. Since I have nothing really interesting to post, I'll blatantly link Bad Ass Chick. - Voice Mail - Voice Mail - I should hopefully be getting my shit from Amazon in the next couple of days. So that'll be kind of cool. I bought a couple of Dreamcast games to pass the time, I forget which ones though. Since AOL hasn't updated their personal section, I've resorted to checking out Excite's. Not as good, but better than nothing. Sweet Redhead - Pretty hot looking broad, and she's got her legs in the right position. She doesn't seem too into herself and is just looking for a Romeo.... only lives an hour away too. Be my Baby tonight - I'd be this chick's baby any night of the week. After checking out these last two personals, I might have to sign up for an Excite account. Sexy fun.... - I'd probably do all four of those girls depending on the amount of alcohol in my system. You ever seen that movie 20 Dates? I caught it on HBO one night, and it's not half bad. From the title you can assume correctly that the guy goes on 20 dates looking for love in all the wrong places. Maybe I should try something like that. If there are any girls in the Western MA area and want to go out on a date with Jack, send an email in. This can be your 15 minutes of fame, or shame, depending on how you look at it. For the lucky ladies who do venture out with me, this is what you'll get.
Not to bad of a deal. What's the worst that can happen? So think about it then send me an email. For people who don't know how to use their email program, here's my mailing address. Jack Sullivan Ladies, you can send anything you want, guys, send stuff, just make sure it's not illegal. I guess that's it for tonight. Since my computer is probably going to be out of commission, check out the FORUMS, and these other fine sites. - The Campus Rag - Validate This - Wallflower - Fine Beauties - - Jack Ass United - Check out Die Pig tonight at 7 PST 10EST. There's going to be a cam girl chat, so now's your chance to get them all naked. Check it out and visit the ladies. Wednesday April 18, 2001 Son of A.... (6:18PM EST) Jack - Tan - Tan - Tan - Tan - Tan - Tan - Tan - Tan - Tan - Tan - Of course I wont be able to get any tan pussy unless I start working out again. It's been like over a month since I've set foot in the door. I think my beer gut has doubled in that time. The one great thing about the gym was the stair climbers. I'd get on one in the back row and just have a prime ass view. I remember one time there was these two girls like all over each other and shit. Damn they were spotting each other, and doing stretches together. And these broads were fucking hot! Almost as hot as these two right here. I've been showing a lot more love to the lesbians lately. Maybe it's because a few towns next to mine is a big lesbian community. Now I used to live near Provincetown, so I'm used to the whole gay thing. But it's totally different up here. In P-Town you'll see a bunch of dudes who looked like rejects from the Village People, while up here tons of hot chicks just dyke out in the streets. I wouldn't be surprised if there was some huge orgy soon! Images To Fuck With Your Eyes Yeah it's a slow news day, that's why there's so many pictures. You into cool flash shit? Then check this thing out...... I don't know, stupid shit like this entertains me. It's from this guy's site, where there is a ton of other stuff. Charisma should up in refferers today, too bad it was just one of those ghost links. Maybe if I'm cool enough she would actually put one up for me. I'd fuck the shit out of that girl, and she only lives in the next state over.... Another girl I'd do is Eren. I meant to link her a few posts ago, but I totally forgot. Well, here you go! Would you give this girl a push? I love schoolgirls just as much as lesbians! Think I could get into these Asian Panties? I guess I have nothing else to write about, so I'll call it a day. Here's some homework for you. Call my voicemail, and send me email. Tuesday April 17, 2001 Breakfast, Shmreakfast (5:20PM EST) Jack Hard At Play - 1
- 2 - I like that broad a lot. There's just something about her. Maybe I'll pick able to pick up some chick like that at bar. Been kind of neglecting that whole scene lately. It'll be to good to go out and maybe pick up some random chick. I'll go back to her place, do my business, and bail the fuck out before she wakes up in the morning. Now she sounds fucking hot.... Too bad the second one sounds fucked up. I really wouldn't mind fucking her on the floor and every other place that she listed. How come no girls like that live in Western MA? Maybe I should just move to California now and stop wasting my time. Unless there's a girl who wants to prove me wrong? So is anyone hungry? Probably not after that picture...... If that doesn't turn you on, I think these bar pictures will. I snapped these at the local crack whore convention. From: carol Yeah it happens to my site too. Sometimes I check the referrers and Stile, Cloud 10, and Something Awful show up. Every time I check their sites, no link for me. It's like a ghost referrer or something like that. Some one went straight from my site to yours, thus placing me in your logs. So, in short, (and a moderate lack of wit being that I just woke up awhile ago) I just wanted to complain to you regarding above paragraph, and tell you that I dig your site. Thanks, want to take naked pictures for my site now? -carol So Carol gets a link, she's lucky. I'm done for now.... Send me email. Monday April 16, 2001 Another Monday (9:00PM EST) Jack It's about a good half hour from my house to hers' but I was down for the drive. When I finally get to her road I start slowing down so I can check out the numbers on the house. I start getting close to where her house should be, and guess fucking what... HER ROAD IS CLOSED OFF!!! What fucking luck I have. So I spend the next 30 minutes trying to get to other side, hoping I can maybe cut across somewhere. Well, I didn't have any luck, and missed out on a cool day I'm sure. Who knows, maybe I'll even get her to write some articles. In the meantime, I've got a new updater. Her name's snatch at she loves sex and other cool stuff. Send her topics to write about, and I guess you can send naked pictures to her too. I think I'm all set with the begging for naked pictures posts for awhile. If you still want to send them in, you know the address. I love getting emails, especially ones like this. From: Jill I don't know why you don't have a new girlfriend, or several. You're looking very. . . fuckable! Besides your looks, you have a lot of desireable qualities: you're intelligent, funny, and brutally honest. That is what I would look for in a guy if I were available. Those traits are what I have found to be the best in the long run for a relationship. No bullshitting, no pretending to be someone you're not, what you see is what you get, etc. Even though I am a girl (23), I love your site! I have to admit that I do enjoy all of the pictures you've posted, and I look at every single one. No, I'm not a lesbian (or at least I don't think I am), but my first sexual experience was with a girl. And I'm interested in having a threesome with a guy and a girl eventually. I've already had one with two guys, but they never touched each other, which probably would have creeped me out. Why? I don't know... most people feel that seeing two girls fucking around is way more acceptable than seeing two guys fucking around. Don't you agree? Anyway, yeah, I've always been very open-minded about sex, and lately I'm not gettin' any at home because my boyfriend is away doing training for 6 weeks, and I would never do something so horrible as cheat on him, so I come to your page and look around. I hav to tell you, Jack, all of those idiots that come to your site and bash it have no idea about the real world and the people that are in it. So many jerks say "you're wrong for doing this" yet I bet they spend 3 or 4 hours looking at all the pictures you've posted before they e-mail you. Pretensious hypocrites!! Anyway, keep up the good work, and post more pictures of yourself; you know that many girls come to your site and are dying to see more of Jack. A LOT more. heh heh. You will end up with the greatest girlfriend soon enough, and don't worry, you are NOT too picky; you are just a self-respecting guy with good standards. I don't the ladies are aching for me to post my pictures. I think the hits would start to decrease pretty quickly if I posted me in my boxers instead of lesbians making out all the time. Here's another good one. From: Courtney There's this one girl on your "girlfriend" page, she has got to be one of the fugliest things I've seen on the net... and she has like 3-4 webcam pics up there. The rest of your girls, I dig them. I peeked at all of "Tracee" in her cute little Calvin Klein T and jeans. That has got to be one of the hottest tummies I've ever seen. Unfortunately she doesn't tan topless so her titties are pastier than a Canadian's ass. Anyways, saw in an old entry that you enjoyed hearing from girls who dig your site, and I do, so I dropped a few lines. If you ever use ICQ my number is 3138521. I think I've got MSN messenger too, but I think all you use is AIM, no? Yep, I've got my ICQ number over there on the left hand side. Half the time I forget to even open that program, but I am on it a lot. If you ever see me one, feel free to say hi. Just don't expect me to be full of wisdom and witty remarks. Most of the time I'm trying to get some girl naked, or making updates on this site. This girl found me. She doesn't want to be my girlfriend, so I guess I can't like her too much though. Is this a good Clit for Hits picture? Looks like gravity took it's toll on those lips. Wanna see my other picture from the Cape? I took a small trip on the fishing boat Success. And just because everyone else does it. Fucked Up Pictures: Some pretty fucked up people in this world if you ask me. I can't believe people actually get off on that shit. I got something really fucked up in my email today along with those, but I don't think I'm going to post it. It's supposed to be a picture of some dude having sex with a dead girl. I don't know, seems a little too extreme for my site. Here's some pictures I know you'll enjoy. Back to My Roots (12:00AM EST) Jack Have you ever gone out with some one and felt totally comfortable? Or gone out with some one and just knew that everything was right? This girl was perfect for me. I never had to worry about trusting her or any of the other gay baggage that comes along with relationships. We could have fun doing the dumbest things, and not to brag or anything, we had the best fucking sex! Even the little shit that she did for me was awesome. One time I was sick as a dog, couldn't smoke, and felt like I was dying. We were supposed to go out for dinner and have a nice night out. Of course I could barely get out of bed... So instead of just bailing and going out with her friends, this girl goes to Papa Gino's and brings to my house a pizza, breadsticks, and a liter of coke. The whole time I'm sleeping in my bed she sets up a table with candles and gets everything ready. I wake up and there's my girl just gazing at me..... I guess it's always the good things you remember after it's over. We had our share of fights, but it was probably my best relationship. In reality I know we would never get back together or anything, it's been about a year since we talked. And it's probably better that way. She's moved on with her life, and I have with mine, but I just hope she looks back on the time that we spent together as fondly as I do. She was something special to me... Blatant self promotion I know, but its my site and I'll post pictures of me at the beach if I want to. Allison sent this pic a little while ago and I never posted it. Here it is for your viewing pleasure. I also got a picture from the girl who runs Urban Kitten. This girl can totally be my new girlfriend... Check out her site and also take a visit to Anchorless.com, she's over on the cam portals some where and she's fucking super hot! Also I fucked up her link, so I owe her a few hits. I guess that's it for now..... Oh wait! One more voicemail for you people. It's my third orgasm!! That's it for tonight, I'm going to bed. |
much.your
doing wonderful work,keep it up,no pun intended.as i have been reading over
your site,i have noticed you dont talk much about the relationships your
exgirlfriends and yourself have had with her parents. maybe you have and i am
not paying attention.i am not a parent,its just that the women i am seeing
now,her mother is totally nuts.she does not like me at all,and i dont
understand that,i am a great guy,but i guess in guys minds we all think we are
great.i laugh at her jokes,i chew with my mouth closed but she still does not
see the charm thats me.i have done everything right,but i am still the
asshole,how does that work?this bothers me becouse i can win parents over
fairly easy.it seems like she is trying to turn the whole family against me,by
slandering me and making me out to be an ass,of which i am not.to misjudge
someone for no reason is a pretty lame ass thing to do in my book.what do you
do when the mother is a control freak?i think this should just make me go full
steam ahead and do what i want to do and not let it sway me in any way,but the
conflict of her not liking me will always be there.does that be yourself
crap,they always tell really work?i dont know you tell me.if you have any
thoughts on this matter i would like to hear them.maybe its just me and i am a
ass,but i doubt it.maybe your loyal followers have had to deal with this type
of thing,or even you have had to deal with it,if you dont scrap this email i
would like to know what you and your followers think.thanks for your time and
your web site.your doing great work.
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Jack how are you on this lovely Saturday morning? I just woke up and checked
your site today and noticed that you were looking for a maid. Well as you can
see from my picture that I'm very good in the kitchen. I also only like to
wear men's shirts when I first wake up. Do you think I'd look good in your
shirt? Or just wearing nothing at all? I really really want to be your maid,
and I'll do anything for you....
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