March 16-30 2001 Post Archive
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Friday March 30, 2001 Hits for Tits (12:17PM EST) Jack All of these sites have gotten hits from me, and I think have been satisfied. So if you'd like to be linked, just click on this page. Your mom did it, so why don't you too. Check out Stile Project today, there's a Jason Lee Soundboard over there. Why don't I get cool shit like that made for me? Maybe it's time to crack open my Flash book and make some of that stuff on my own. But I'm too lazy for that and it's much easier to beg you people to do it for me. I love Huge Boobs, but I like small ones too. Actually I like all boobs, and thighs too! I've been going to bed later and later these last few nights. I normally put in a movie, last's night choice was Se7en. I don't know I'm telling you this, or if you care, but I just wanted to make a segue way so I could talk about sinning. That girls has tons of pics of other girls too. She even gave me a little mention on her site. What a nice girl. =) Thursday March 29, 2001 You Asked For It (8:33PM EST) Jack Does Your Girlfriend Has Cheesy Thighs? (5:44PM EST) Jack In other hot cam girl news, Laurita was nice enough to throw out a link to me. I think I've got her linked in one of the cam portals. Not sure though, if she's not she's definitely a girl I should add very very soon. Check out her movie selections, for a girl she's picked out some really good ones. And when you're mentioning cam girls, you can't fail to mention one of the hottest of the bunch. You know I'm talking about Violet and her merry bunch of friends. But the queen web mistress right now has to be my buddy Amanda. Do you like Porn Movie Reviews? Of course, who doesn't? So why don't you make your way over to this site here and check out the latest in a series of many reviews. Since I've been feeling like crap lately I thought it was time to visit the doctor and pick up some antibiotics. I only go when I really feel bad, I don't trust doctors at all. Cause some time shit like this happens to you. Luckily I ended up with Nurse Betty and she let me take some pictures for the site. - Nurse 1 - Nurse 2 - Nurse 3 - Nurse 4 - Nurse 5 - Nurse 6- - Nurse 7 - Nurse 8 - Nurse 9 - Nurse 10 - Nurse 11 - I love sexy nurses!! I think all girls over the age of 18 should invest in a nurse's uniform. And throw in a couple of catholic school girls too. I'll post some of those pictures later on. New AOL Personals (11:36AM EST) Jack I Need a Challenge - I think it would be challenge to get it up for this chick. She smokes weed which is pretty cool, but I think I'd half to puff a whole ounce before my dinky would come anywhere near this girl. One
More Try - Here's the last ditch effort of a girl who was once a
knockout, and is now resorting to AOL ads. Here's a direct quote from her ad. Hmm, looks pretty shady to me. Do you think it's one of those porn ads? Especially since her tired pic is right on the ad. What do these companies think we are? Stupid? Babe Looking For Loving - I'd do this girl a few times in a row. I even added her to my buddy list in case she comes online. Think I have a chance? Just doing this for fun - Well I hope it's just for fun, cause I really doubt you're going to find any one through this. Girls like that should just put that they want sex in their profile, and maybe they'll get some responses. Otherwise what would be the point in emailing them. The Total Package and More - I bet this girl is so high maintenance that it's not even funny. Plus since she writes in all capitals, I'm sure she's annoying as fuck. Just look at the shit that she wants from a man. Some one should just throw it in her third input and show her what a real man is like. So those are a few of my choices here in Massachusetts. Pretty slim pickings... I didn't even list all the BBWs, cause those are just to easy. For another site that likes boobies, check out Jimbo's World. Do I Make Fun of Women Too Much? (10:48AM EST) Jack Here's a little article written by Amanda from Validate This Booooobies The female breast is possibly the most alluring object in history. Man, woman, and child all have some sort of need for it. In essense, breasts make the world go 'round, and we should all bow down and praise the lord for making it so. Men: Women: Children: Boobies. Throughout all of history the breast has played one of the most important roles in everyones life, wheather you want to admit it or not, it's true. Just think of how many more wars we'd have had if there weren't girlfriends waiting at home in a teddy to convince their man there's a little something better to do than fight. I say it, and I mean it; We would all be dead without titties. Thank you for your article Amanda, it's always good having articles from the enemy. If you're a girl and you think your experiences can benefit us some how, send in an email. Do something active. At least while you guys are together, you can get in good shape. The better shape you're in, the better the sex is! Go rollerblading, or running, play some tennis, go hiking. Do something! Then later on, when you two are really sweaty, you can take a shower together. Then off to the room for some really, good lovemaking. Sounds like a good plan..... I know when I just get out of the gym I'm ready to go crazy with a chick. The shower thing is a total bonus too. Getting a girl all soaped up and ready for action. That's another thing I miss about not having a steady girlfriend. An old girlfriend of mine would always want to take a bath with me. These weren't any normal baths though, she would go all fucking out. Candles, wine, grapes, and a full body massage. I'd be soo totally relaxed after a hard days work that sometime I let a few bubbles out.. She never cared though and that's what was so great about her.... Some day I'll find another one like her I'm sure. Wednesday March 28, 2001 Do You Like Random Boobs? (5:48PM EST) Jack In honor of Psycho Ex-Girlfriend, all you ex-girlfriends should listen to No Doubt. Chicks love this band, and I do have to say that Gwen Stefani is quite the shaggable broad. I was going to post a bunch of pictures of her, but I could only find band pictures, so I wont waste your time with those. I would post tons of pictures of this girl though. The things I would love to do to her. I've been on this huge lesbian kick lately. Now, I love lesbians all the time, and mention them in every other sentence, but lately I've been thinking about them even more. Lesbians in my dreams, lesbian waitresses, and even this lesbian chick in the mall. She was hanging out in front of the Rug Munchers store. Go figure... I just saw this site and decided to throw a link out to it, I have no clue what it's about or what it's for, but the front page was kinda cool. People say I'm easily amused, and I guess it's very true. I can sit at my little desk and amuse myself quite easily. But it's extremely tough for something to hold my attention for a given amount of time... Huge Boobs usually do the trick, and even college girls in short skirts will keep me focused. From: Jennifer Ranting on Standards: I'd just like to say that if a guy with any sort of respect for himself is gonna bang anything with a hole, make sure she's at least SORTA hot. That way the rest of the women you get with will feel like they're special and not just part of the gang-that-fucked-you. I was with this guy for about three months. In that time, I had great sex, an emotional waste of a relationship, and some interesting conversations. After we went our seperate ways, I found out some names of people he had slept with. All that did for me was make me feel less significant than a number. I mean, most of these girls were complete hoebags that no one with any amount of taste and respect for themselves would have slept with. Makes me wonder if he thought that about me. Probably did. And now I'm grouped in that category of "chicks who were boned by ____". Not a happy thought. I just thought I'd vent about that because I felt very hurt that I wasn't anything to him but he meant something to me. And before someone says anything about me claiming not to be a hoebag, I'm not - I have standards. But I'll be the first to admit my past isn't clear of debris. Quite the contrary. But at least the quality of the guys I get with improve each time. I don't stick with the same plain old nasty skanks that are out there. Let me know your opinion on this; I'm open for debate and other views. Well Jenny, it sounds like you're just part of his little "Fucked Fat Chicks" list. You didn't include a picture so I'm guessing your fat, ugly, and down right disgusting. What's funny to me is that you don't care about any diseases you might have gotten from these hoe bags, so I'm guessing again that sleep with anything that can get an erection. After your done with all the redneck guys in your little backwater town I bet we'll find you modeling for this site*. So please don't contaminate the gene pool any more and please do the world a favor by getting those tubes tide up tight. At least if you catch something, we don't have to worry about you spreading to your trailer park children. This is only my opinion though.... Click Here To Post Your Own Opinion Today Is a Good Day (5:21PM EST) Jack
Well, it looks like I'll be getting naked soon. So in honor of the poll I'll be doing this. If you buy me something I'll take a picture with me only wearing the item that you bought. Sounds like a fair trade eh? So all you chicks and homos will get your money's worth. And I'll fully become a slut for goods. Thank you to the people who have thrown out a couple links to me. Urban Kitten is pretty hot, and I wish she'd take booby shots for my site too. Click on This Link and Have Some Fun I guess trailer girl didn't like the little mention I gave her site. Boo hoo honey. Wax on Wax Off (12:00AM EST) Jack Why Older Women Are Better An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older woman doesn't care what you think. An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him. An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep with you after a cup of a herbal tea. The older a woman gets, the stronger her libido gets and the older a man gets, the weaker his libido gets... which is why nature intended young guys to go out with older women and young women to go out with older men. An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the day without looking like she just had an adventure inside a jam jar. This is not true of younger women or drag queens. Older women can run faster because they're always wearing sensible shoes. An older woman is into free sex! An older woman is almost always already attached to someone, so there's no need to develop a phobia about committing to her. The last thing she needs in her life is another clingy, whiny, dependent man. Older women are more honest. An older woman will tell you that you are an asshole if you're acting like one. A young woman will say nothing, just in case it means you might break up with her. An older woman will never get pregnant and then suddenly demand that the two of you get married. In fact, if you impregnate an older woman, you will probably be the last to know... Older women have jobs with dental plans. Younger women can't help you when your teeth get knocked out playing hockey. An older woman will never accuse you of "using her." She's using you! Older women take charge of the situation. An older woman will call you up and ask you for a date. A younger woman will wait forever, by the phone, for you to call... Older women know how to cook. Young women know how to dial Pizza Hut Take out. An older woman will introduce you to all of her girlfriends. A younger woman will avoid her girlfriends when she's with you, in case you get any ideas... Older women are psychic. You never have to confess to having an affair, because somehow they always know. Older women often own an interesting collection of lingerie that they have acquired from admirers over the years. Young women often don't wear underpants at all, thus practically eliminating all possibility of a strip-tease. Older women know what Kegel exercises are. An older woman will agree to go to McDonald's with you for a meal. Younger women are too nervous to eat anything in front of somebody that they might possibly fuck later. Older women are dignified. They are beyond having a screaming match with you in the middle of the night in a public park. Older women are experienced. They understand that sometimes, after 12 beers, a boy just can't get it up. A younger woman may need some time to grasp this fact. An older woman has lots of girlfriends... and most of them will want to screw you too. An older woman will always meet the minimum height requirement to go on an amusement ride. An older woman will never accuse you of stealing the best years of her youth because chances are someone else has stolen them first. I'm going to bed. Check out Mt. Olympus and send me some email. Tuesday March 27, 2001 I Like Jessica Alba (7:02PM EST) Jack The things I would love to do to her.... So guys, have you ever pissed off a woman? Looks like that guy sure did... As of right now I'm addicted to this site. I used to think that I had it rough with some of girls I've dated before, but this guy totally wins any contest. I used to get some pretty fucked up phone calls from Devon, but nothing like this. And I never recorded it... Note to self, always record any new fucked up phone calls. I would never wish the abuse that this guy has suffered on any one. Not even all the douche bags who rip shit off my site. Psycho
Ex-Girlfriend - Blonde 1 - Blonde 2 - Blonde 3 - Blonde 4 - Blonde 5 - Hot blonde chicks are what I like! Since I have nothing interesting to post, I'd satisfy your need for updates with lots of pretty pictures. I think I'd fuck this chick if she didn't use so much orange on her webpage. Ah, I'd still fuck her, but only in the ass. Or maybe just let her use those Frosty Lips on my wood. You ever seen that movie "Clueless"? This chick right here reminds me of that dorky girl Alicia Silverstone transforms into a "after 12 beers I'd do her" chick. This one is just a little better looking though. She's got a few pics in her journal section that gave me a little rise. She's beautiful in the same way as Jaquie or Chelle, but she's good all the same. Probably not as stuck up either. Does this girl look 19 to you? When I first saw her she looked at least 30 and was victim to "BoobisSticketoutis". She's got a fascination with Auto Trader and she works at Target. No offense meant for anyone else working at Target. After spending two seconds on her main page I realized two things were probably true.
After coming to those conclusions I hit the X in the corner and proceeded to the next site. Sorry Mandi. Interviews! (3:53PM EST) Jack Validate
This! I just remembered what I wanted to post a couple of days ago!! It's about chicks faking in bed. There have been a select few woman who have been nice enough to let me sleep with them. And with all of my sexual experience I'd like to think that none of them have faked with me. I was talking with a female friend of mine, and she told me that all girls fake, and that probably all the girls I've been with had faked every single time. Now I don't believe the second comment, but I'm not to sure on the first one. I was talking with some chick on AIM and she said she faked every single time, and this is a direct quote from her. "There was this one time during sex that a guy was in me and I didn't even notice. When I asked if he needed help getting in, he said that he had been in for over 5 minutes. To cover my tracks and I started moaning and moving around so he didn't feel so bad. I didn't know he finished until he rolled over though...." Now how fucked up is that? God, I would hope that something like that has never happened to me. It probably has, but I will never know. It's not something I'm really going to go up and ask an ex. "Hey remember when we had sex a couple of years ago? Did you ever fake?" Even if she did I don't think I want to know. Now don't you ladies think you are the only ones that fake shit. I've had to fake an orgasm once, and it was totally the girls fault. It's no fun if the girl is just lying there while I'm jack hammering away. So yes ladies, we fake too. Sex (12:00PM EST) Jack From: Some One Lemme give you my take on Women. To do this I am going to have to give you some background on myself...So here goes. I'm a scumbag Irishman from South Boston, MA..I'm 24 years old. I have logged more hours in jail than I have in a classroom. Needless to say, that when I graduated High School I wasn't headed to fuckin' Harvard. Anyways, when your an Irish scumbag from South Boston who has no chance of going to college you join the Marine Corps. I'm not slammin' the Corps. Its a great place to work if your into killing people and shit like that. They have been real good to me, and I owe them my life. Plus, women love men in uniform.. I almost joined up back in the day when I was a little punk. I owed people tons of money, didn't have a good job, and was about two crimes away from an extended stay in the jail. I'll post my experience with the recruiters later on. Anywho, being in the Marines I have been all around the world. Everywhere from Southern California, to the deep South. I have also been overseas to places like Hati, Bosnia, Kosovo, Japan, and on and on and on....The list is pretty fuckin' long. Anyways, you know what I have noticed? That Women are diffrent everywhere you go. I know you probably know this, but let me elaborate and use exapmles..I'll break it down for you.. South Boston- I grew up here, and all the girls are either super sluts, or nuns. There really is no middle ground here. It sucks, because if you want a girlfriend that fucks, you hafta date a slut. If you wanna date a nice girl, you hafta date a nun...Fuck it, thats why I left in the first place. Sounds like Cape Cod to me. The American South (this includes: Texas, Louisiana, Florida, North Carolina, ect. ect.) The girls you find in these states are more my speed. Sure, you have whores and nice girls, but there is a HUGE middle ground. Very good shit. Girls in these states don't like pussies, vegitarians, faggots, guys who drink wine coolers,long hairs, or anything else you might associate with the Democratic party. This is very good for me because I eat raw meat, I play with guns, drink beer, and I have really, really, short hair...Plus all the girls down there have seen the movie "Good Will Hunting" and think that guys with Boston accents are way sexy..again, this is good for me. mabye you should go to college down South? Doesn't sound like bad idea to me... It's funny how people up here recognize my accent. I really don't notice it to much, but every now and then the accent comes back. Southern California-You never know what kind of girl your gonna get here. I'm not gonna even get into it. Japan- Japan is filled with horney asian women who love huge white dick. The Japaneese have some sort of fucked-up warrior culture, so the women here really dig Marines. Plus they love American men, but you won't be able to understand a word they fuckin' say. Like that matters anyways.. All I need to here is "Mi So Horni! Mi Love Yu Long Time!" and I'll be good to go. Also everyone knows that Asian dudes have tiny dinkies, thus making us superior. Thailand- Wanna fuck a 14 year old? Nuff said...these people are wierd, but they have the best fuckin' Pot I have ever smoked..WARNING. Thailand has one of the highest AIDS/HIV rates in the world.. I wouldn't even take my chances by double bagging it. My life and dick are two things I hold very important and I'm not going to make some dumb mistake. Australia-These girls are cool..Not to slutty, not to goody good...They also dig american men with funky accents.. Middle East- Don't even think about fucking one of there women..If you get caught, you are bound to get your fuckin' cock chopped off..Fuckin' towel heads. England- These girls dont give a shit if your American.They are really shitty in bead. They just lay there and expect you to do all the work..Its like fucking an inflatable love doll...These girls arn't full of personality either. And they all have really bad teeth. Italy- No virgins over the age of 15.. Now that is fucking funny! Germany-Slut culture..I once had a girl try and take a piss on me after I had made love to her..Gross! Fuck that shit Holland-Same as above...Good Pot Well, I think Im done. If you wanna find a good girlfriend you need look no further then Virgina..Or you could get a Russian mail order bride..thats no shit either..I just realized, I have no idea why I wrote this...oh, well Take care, Hey if you're from any one of these parts and you want to agree or disagree just send me an email. And if you're a chick from one of these parts and want to prove it correct send an email with WWW.IWANGF.COM on your tits! Hot Chicks With Pics (12:00AM EST) Jack - For Me 1 - For Me 2 - For Me 3 - For Me 4 - For Me 5 - Very nice! I love hot Asian ladies that like to show off. My goal now is for the next chick I bang to be some hot exotic babe. No more white girls for me! Well, I shouldn't say that. If it weren't for white chicks I'd still be a virgin. So I do have to give props to the ladies of my race. Although if they're are any non-white girls that want expose me to their fruits, all you need to do is tell me the time and the place. Go check out the Nakkid Nerds if you're going to look a porn, the girls might as well be smart! AMERICAN
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or Sex? Monday March 26, 2001 Some New Stuff (6:30PM EST) Jack - One Shot - Two Shots - Three Shots - Whore! - Those are some pictures from my trip to the bar this weekend. I just love Tequila! Didn't really want to nail the chick while she was on the rag though. I did hit the library today where I found some Nakkid Nerds. Damn those brainy chicks know what they're doing. All studying up on positions and shit like that. Guys if you're lucky enough to be shagging one of these chicks keep her around for the long haul.
I watched the 6th Day the other night, and for a PG-13 Ahnoold movie, it wasn't half bad. Tons better than End of Days which seems to be on every day lately. I know you've been hard up for cash, but what were you thinking when you signed up for that? Oh well, you can't blame the guy too much, his wife is getting scarier every day and he's got bills today. I'd spend all my free time working too. Why Nice Guys Finish Last So I was hanging out at I Want a New Girlfriend, mostly trying to avoid working and partly because Jack's posts often amuse me. His latest post consisted of him praising some chick and giving a list of the top 10 reasons women go for jerks instead of nice guys. I read them and thought, because of crap like this, I'm not currently in the dating pool. I dated a string of jerks and one day slapped myself in the face realizing I didn't HAVE to end up with one if I didn't want to because....*gasp*.....nice guys DO exist. While I won't pretend that it isn't a bonafide fact that most women, for a great part of their dating-stage in life, chase after jerks, I also know that in the end, the nice guys win. They aren't getting laid, perhaps, but if you're really a "nice guy", you aren't looking just for that. Just like we "good girls" aren't only in need of "some serious deep-dicking". There is a point to this rambling, let me assure you. All women are in need of some serious "deep-dicking." I think many girls' attitudes could be improved by getting a little more dick in their cootch. A popular opinion among the "nice-guy population" (henceforth noted as NGP to prevent carpal tunnel) is that women are gluttons for punishment. Well, that may or not be true. Jack's numero uno reason consisted basically of "Looking for someone you can't trust, and won't care about too much, who will abuse you mentally and financially". We don't consciously search for guys like that, I'll have you know. A lot of times, a guy who expresses real interest in a girl puts on a show for her. Sensitive, caring, victim of "so-SY-ety, bay-bee". Takes little sister to the zoo, buys laundry detergent for mom, etc. Its only after the bloom rubs off, or after he gets some, that the girl has a chance to find out he's not what he looked like on the shelf. The moronic, low-self-esteem-wielding bimbos among us stick with the Jerk because they think they can change him, that he's really not all that bad, just drawn that way. The middle-of-the-roaders, like myself, are simply blind to what's really there; we spent so much time idealizing the relationship that we forgot to thoroughly investigate our partner, and once we do investigate and learn more about ourselves as much as about the guy, we get out. It takes some of us longer. I myself was stuck for two years, the last six months of which were spent trying to figure how to bow out gracefully. Happy to say that I learned my lesson....all guys who want to date me or in whom I may be interested in must undergo one hell of a screening process....hence me being as single as they come 9 months later. The third type of woman who ends up with the Jerk cuts him loose the second she sees his true colors. This type is less likely to make the same mistake twice and tends to be heavily monogamous. My best friend is this type....she's been with her guy for going-on four years, and its pretty much a sure thing. And he's not a Jerk. With these types of women dominating our gender from about the age of 13 all the way up to at least 40, its no wonder that so many of the NGP feel like they're getting stepped on. Its no wonder that the NGP is condemned to friendships with these women, watching them run in circles while whining about how there are no nice guys left. Nice guys finish last, and this is why, at least in my opinion: Women are more scared of committment than you are. Or maybe equally as scared. Either way, women know that if we dare get too close romantically to a nice guy, we're bound to get hurt unless we're completely on equal footing. And that is rarely the case for a long time in each person's life. The Jerks are a safer bet. I'm done with the Jerk phase in my own life. I've had it with guys who treat women like objects. I've had it with men who condescend to me because they assume, since I'm a woman, my intelligence is not on an equal footing with theirs. I've also had it with guys who think that, just because I have slept with others in the past, I'll be an "easy lay". All of these things and a million more mean that, in my life, the nice guy will finish last. Whether he'll be the next one or a few down the line is another matter all together, but I know for certain that I will not be picking through the dirt for my guy. I suspect that I'm not the only girl in the world who is bound and determined to stick with the NGP from here on out. A word of wisdom for all the nice guys out there. You'll finish last, its true; but you'll also finish best. Random News Stories (2:16PM EST) Jack I had this long topic I wanted to talk about, but I totally forgot what it was going to be about. Maybe I'll lay off the booze for a little bit, might be killing to many brain cells. In honor of MallRats, Chasing Amy, and all the other great movies. Joey Lauren Adams Picture Gallery There's something about that chick that I really love. Maybe it's her hot body, lesbian tendencies, or her voice. No matter what it is, I'd shag her in a second. No one can doubt Kevin Smith's taste. I love Boobies.... You're Mother's a Tracer! (12:00AM EST) Jack From: Brooke Hamilton I don't mean to be mean Brooke, but I'm going to make an example out of you. I get at least five of these emails a day, and when I first started doing this site, I always replied yes and asked them to send anything in. After that, I would never hear from them again. So from now on, if you want to write something for this site, just email it to me. If I like it I'll post it, and if I really like it, I'll give you a link or something. So feel free to email articles on the following subjects.
If You Meet These Requirements Email Me From: Wicked I don't know, it's looks like your average cam girl ass kissing site. I only made it to the front page, but there was a bunch of cams, and it looked like some kind of voting thing. Check it out if you're into that type of thing. Check out the old news if you missed anything, and ladies, don't forget those naked pictures! Sunday March 25, 2001 Digging Through Old Emails (12:00AM EST) Jack From: Yenx This site is no way dedicated to an ex-girlfriend. This site is just my ideas poured out in HTML. Sure, an ex-girlfriend might have given me the idea, but now this site is just pure me. it's funny as crap. so anyways, i have a problem and i though maybe u can help me out. i'm desperately, madly in love w/ a guy that i met online 8 months ago. we were just friends when i met him b/c he was engaged but then she cheated on him and he's been through a couple of gfs since then. i told him back in sept. that i like him and he told me that he sees me as a friend that something can happen w/ down the road. we've been acting like friends since then and we never talked about that again. i can't stop thinking about him and it's driving me crazy. i have no idea how he feels about me but he thinks that i'm in love w/ him which is true. we just never talk about that b/c he never has time to carry on a long conversation. (he lives like 11 hours away from me) i don't really wnat to talk about it either b/c i'm scared that he doesn't feel the same way about me and that he might want to stop talking to me. i don't want to lose him b/c he means a lot to me and vice versa. so..what should i do? Do you have that desperation in your life that you have to carry on some fake relationship with a guy that lives 11 hours away? What you should do is unplug your internet connection and meet some dude that lives 11 minutes away. Forget this guy and move on. He doesn't want you as a girlfriend, and telling him that you're in love isn't going to help anything. He sees you as a friend, and maybe some one to fuck down the road, nothing else. From: Ryan Hey that's a great heartwarming story.. Too bad most of those situations don't turn out like that. I'm glad you put your balls on the line and told her how you felt, it takes some courage to do that shit. Good luck to you both, even though high school relationships don't tend to last. More shit tomorrow morning, I'm going to watch the Sixth Day. Saturday March 24, 2001 Bring on the Free Hooch! (4:10PM EST) Jack The Spud - Funny shit over there, can spend hours playing the games or just reading the personal ads. Plus there's a naked chick right on the front page. And any site that does that is alright in my book. Holy Zoo - photos, rants, and they got their own fucking CD. You can't get any cooler than that. Corpsie - I think the name might give you some kind of clue as to what's there. Nakkid Nerds - Naked + Nerds = Good Porn!
New Domain Name (2:12PM EST) Jack Women Drivers = No Survivors I went on a little road trip to Natick last night. Western MA was getting too boring for me. The drive up there convinced me that there should be some sort of law against women and driving. I'm not saying that they shouldn't drive at all, but maybe there should be certain hours in the day when they can drive. I think between the hours of 12 and 2 would be okay for them. That gives them a chance to get their laundry, shopping, and what ever else they do done for the day. After 2 in the afternoon I don't want to see another girl on the road. You ladies might think this is sexist comment, but in my 6 years of driving I've realized a few things. 1. Women can't drive and do something else at the same time. Every morning on the way to school I see a girl driving and putting her make up on the same time. I know they're just trying to make themselves look good, but can't they wake up an extra 15 minutes so they can do that shit in the privacy of their own home? 2. Women freak out more easily. How many time have you been in the car with a chick and she bugs out when there's a little bit of traffic. I've been in cars with girls that can't even make a left hand turn at an intersection. 3. Soccer Moms.... These are probably the worst type of drivers that are on the road today. They're driving these huge machines that they can barely control, and most of them are on some type of medication. Then they have 50 kids in the car distracting them from driving. All these put together does not make a good combination. I think there's a valid case for limiting the time that women belong on the roads. If you're with me, just send an email to your local congressman. Chick Stores (12:06PM EST) Jack I watched Almost Famous last night, and I thought it was pretty good. Tons of hot girls, and even Jason Lee was in it. Probably the hottest one was Kate Hudson. This is girl is grade A quality poon and that fact that some skinny ass boy is married to her makes her so much better. Of course he's a rock star and a millionaire, but it just gives me some hope for the future. Maybe a few years from now webmasters will be as sought after as rock stars. Very, very nice. I bet if I was going out with her I'd be more than almost famous, I'd be the shit. I added some new pics to the Yahoo Club. Join up for some pictures that I can't post here. Friday March 23, 2001 All Hail the King (12:00AM EST) Jack I'm fucking bored out of my gored and I don't have shit to post. Send me some email or something, I need a good laugh. Or go buy me shit. I know it's a cam girl thing, but I'd be pretty stoked if some one actually bought something for me. I'm going to bed. Laters y'all. Thursday March 22, 2001 I've Sold Out (8:25PM EST) Jack Guess Who's Tit (7:17PM EST) Jack From: Vidville I'm contacting you from Vidville, the video message board site. Have you been there yet? If you haven't, come over and try posting a video. It's fun, I swear! I also wanted to let you know that I took a iwantanewgirlfriend button and put it up in Vidville's links section. Take a look: http://www.oediv.com/perl/coollinks?cool_links.html. It would be very cool if you can give us a link back. I've attached a button if you choose to use it. I think iwantanewgirlfriend is a great site. If you have any questions, or ideas on how we can help each other's sites out, please feel free to email me. Pretty cool fucking site! They got a bunch of videos, and you can win a PlayStation 2! Check them out and send in your own vids!
Heart Breakers (6:17PM EST) Jack When a movie comes out I normally make a gallery or two of the stars and post them here. Well, since I don't post to many pictures of chicks over the age of 50, poor Sigourney Weaver will have to let out. If you want naked pictures of chicks that old, snap some of your mom when she gets out of the shower. Lord know that she's got some huge fucking boobies. Nooch! Jennifer Love Huge Tits Gallery
NEWGROUNDS Holy shit it's almost Friday again. These weeks are finally flying by... Maybe it's because girls are wearing less and showing more. Not like I'm seeing anything more. It's been so long since I've gotten a chick, I'm not going to know what to do... Any ladies that want to help me practice feel free to email me your measurements, or even a picture if you're feeling naughty. More Shit (5:00PM EST) Jack ABC's Of Ex-Boyfriends.... A is for Asshole, which is what attracted you to him in some odd, mystifying, "I know he'll change for me" kind of way. He didn't. B is for Beavis & Butthead. It's what you lost his attention to every night. That and Singled Out. He said he really liked to see people together and as happy as the two of you were. You knew it was just Jenny McCarthy's Boobies. C is for Cunt. His mother, in other words. D is for Dildo, something that always performed on command and never came before you. Besides, since you've Ditched him, you and your toys have gotten to know each other pretty well, on a first name basis, as a matter of fact. Dan the Dildo. D is also for Dick, something that you were not getting but pretty sure someone else was so you resorted to Dan. E is for Elephant. They never forget. Maybe next time you'll go out with an Elephant. F is for Faking it, which you had to do on several occasions. Remember when you were a sophomore in high school and you were dating the college guy that really knew how to make you scream? Wonder if you can track him down via the Internet? G is for Gut, which he developed after drinking so much beer. H is for Hell. Obviously it was Heaven to be with him, you wouldn't have left. Although Hell would insinuate that he could get you Hot, which he rarely attempted after three months of being together. I is for Indigo Girls. His actions caused you to resort to listening to music...a lot of music. You chose the Indigo Girls and now you are a lesbian. J is for Juicy Fruit gum, which is what your relationship was like. So wonderful in the beginning, fresh and new....he was so sweet. Then after a short while he turned into a small grey lump with absolutely no flavor. K is for Kelly. The girl that was supposed to be an Irish GUY that he was hanging out with at the bar after work. This was not the case when you found two pairs of Victoria's Secret thong - back lace panties with "Kelly's" name in one and "Shelly's" in the other. Assume they were twin brothers, right? L is for Lust. You Lust for Antonio Banderas and then go visit your buddy Dan. M stands for Murder One. You could get a double life sentence for this - he really isn't worth it. M also stands for Marriage. The Mention of Marriage may have been what made him run like hell. Men, when found in their natural habitat, are afraid of the commitment beast. N stands for Nice guys get None. Guess what? After this asshole, Nice guys get Nothing but Nookie. O is for Over it. This made you throw him out, general disgust. It could have been the belching, the laziness, or the farting noises in the armpits, but the nose-picking in bed was a little too much. P is for Pissed off. All of your girlfriends are pissed off at him, just because girls like to stick together. Q is for Quickly. Kelly and Shelly must have run quickly away when they heard your car pull up in the driveway and he mentioned that you did carry a gun. R is for Right. Women are always Right. R is also for Rules. Men break them. So should we. S is for Sex. Remember that? T is for Tongue. If he's smart, he won't try to slip anything in your mouth at this point if he intends on keeping it. U is for Underwear. Not only did he forget Kelly and Shelly's, but he would leave his skid marked ones in the bathroom all the time. V is for Venezuela. That's where you shipped Kelly in Shelly. In five neatly compacted parcels. W is for Whine. He did an awful lot of that for Sex when he came home at three in the morning reeking of alcohol and "lost" his key. (You later found it at Kelly and Shelly's house) X is for Xavier Roberts. You know, the multi-millionaire that got rich by creating Cabbage Patch dolls? Maybe you should track him down. Money makes PMS (putting up with Men's shit) a lot easier. Y is for Yak's breath, which seemed like a much better option than the stench that would come from his mouth in the morning. Z is for Zorro. What the hell? Tonto can join in on the fun if he wants. Bored (12:00 AM EST) Jack A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you. B is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!! C is for Call ya later. She won't. She never has before. D is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained? E is for Eating like a pig. Remember when you took her out and she said "I'm not hungry" so you figured you could take her to a nice place because you were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate more than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So you flip the bill and are broke for the next two weeks and she wonders why you were unable to call her that week and go see movies. F is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if you can even stand to look at her. G is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period. H is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, you figure it out. I stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors. J stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to date her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy. K stands for Kill. L is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon by both parties. L is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love. M stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for. N stands for Necropheliac. She didn't move very much, did she? O is for On top. When on top she has another O word. P is for Pill. She said she was on it. She lied. She is now suing you for a few hundred bucks a month. Q is for Quitter. She couldn't last. R is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my love but I paid for it. S stands for Stab. Stabbing would be fun. S is also for Steve. Steve was the guy that was sleeping with her. Steve is a bad person. Perhaps you should stab Steve. T is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured you with the truth. She also tortured you with lies. She even tortured you with whips and hand-cuffs. U is for Understatement. Saying you hate that fucking bitch is an understatement. V is for Voluptuous. That is the primary reason you were dating her in the first place. W stands for Wine. Wine is expensive. She loved wine. She got drunk awfully slow though. After too much wine she liked to fuck. But after too much of it she puked; that is, from the wine. Not the activity. X is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone. Y stands for You suck! Remember when she yelled that at you. . stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to you about taking what P stands for. It also means you won't get any for a week. Later on Today, the ABC's of Ex-Boyfriends. Wednesday March 21, 2001 I've Died and Gone To Heaven (7:02PM EST) Jack I figure I've got some movies I could give away, or maybe some books and shit like that. But log into the message board, and tell me what would be cool shit to give as prizes. He Who Laughs Last (6:20PM EST) Jack Here's a pretty cool site, she was nice enough to link me. She's a hot little broad, for only being 17. How come there weren't chicks like that when I went to school? We had a lot of prudes, and a lot of sluts. There were no in the middle type of girls that just looked good and like to have sex. You were stuck with the slut who had fucked half of your friends, or some girl you would wine and dine for 6 months before being to able to get your hands up her shirt. Then when you did get them into bed it was like fucking a flat board. They would just lie there and barely even move. It wasn't until I reached college that girls seemed to start enjoying sex. They'd initiate sex, make out with other chicks, and all that other cool shit. I was listening to Howard Stern this morning and he had some clip of Elizabeth Hurley. So I figured there was no better time than the present to post some pictures of this fine piece of ass. Elizabeth Hurley Photo Gallery God I love that girl.... How the fuck did some douche bag like Hugh Grant get to tag that ass? I guess our higher power really does have a sense of humor. Or maybe the dude is just hung like a horse. Either way I've come to realize that this world is just not fair. So do you people have any fetishes? I'm a real big fan of feet. Any girl that doesn't take of her feet probably doesn't take of her more important parts either. Here's a picture for you X-Entertainment fans. Thinking back about that Kenlee story made reminded me that I don't have any Catholic School Girl Stories to tell. As is stands I don't have any "as she undid her jumper" stories. Do girls even wear jumpers any more? I never though it would come to this, but I've been beaten by boobs. I've been bumped off the top five on one of my favorite sites. Well, it's time to reclaim my throne of greatness. Click below for the best site on the internet! The
Campus Rag Didn't Get the Joke (12:11PM EST) Jack - Fan Sign 1 - Fan Sign 2 - There were a couple of other signs I wanted to post, but I seemed to lost them. If you want to make a fan sign and then have it posted here, just email me. The coolest ones, or the hottest girls get front page linkage. From: Anonymous Why don't you and your girlfriends show me how badly you want me and take a couple of pictures? So good luck with your site and finding someone out there. It's not that easy. I go to Northwestern and I feel like I knew smarter, more mature, and even saner guys in highschool than college. Of course the ones I adore are my friends and I see them in asexual terms so the possibilities there are nill. So i understand how you feel in having difficulty finding someone other than just to hook up with at a frat party (or afterwards). Anyway, enough babbling. Good luck again. I enjoyed your site. sincerely, Oops! Well, I changed the names and stuff so it's pretty much anonymous. You're secret is safe with me. From: Sadco
Enterprices Please people, if you're going to email me a request for a girlfriend, at least try and make it partial english. Is it really that tough to turn on the spell checker or maybe look in a dictionary. I'd like to help you out foreign dude, but I can't understand a word you typed. From: Love Fool I think average girls are great! They're great when no hot broads are available! In all seriousness, the only way I'll go out with a girl is if I'm sexually attracted to her. If there's no spark, then I can't get into a serious relationship. I know what I find attractive, and for right now, I've haven't met any girls that fit in that category. Ps: Well at least you like chicks with small perky boobs, I was surprised to read that. Now I don't mean little pimples on a girls body.... I think more than a handful is a waste if you know what I'm talking about. There's got to be something there, but I don't so much that it's crushing my head... More shit later on today, in the mean time check out the message boards or send me an email. Tuesday March 20, 2001 Cool Shit (8:22PM EST) Jack From: Kain I find some of the sexiest girls I have seen, and when I say this, I am talking about the females I know around where I live. And even some in other states. I found that these women are attracted to some of the biggest assholes. These assholes are usually classed as pot-heads, slackers, scrubs, etc. And I don't care how ugly, stupid, goofy looking these guys are. They get the affections of some of the best looking girls. One day I was driving down the road and I saw one of these fucks at a gas station. I knew him from high school so I knew what he was like. He did tons of drugs. Got into fights all the time, and got his ass kicked a lot. Treated people like shit. Wasn't very smart. Always thought himself a bad ass. Anyway, I saw him and I saw this girl get out of his car. She looked like this girl I went to high school with that got all A's, was popular and was very nice. She never hung out with the "druggies". Or even much talked to them unless she had to. When you see a two people who are going out, you can usually tell right away they are going out. Just the way they treat each other, or look at each other. But in this case, I saw him kiss her. I turned to my friend and I had to ask. "Why do the hottest chicks go out with the biggest assholes?" He said he had no clue, but knew what I was talking about. I asked a few more of my friends over some time. And even asked a few women. None of them knew why. Well, a couple of months ago I think I figured it out. I was with a friend of mine. And for some reason (a reason that came clear to me later) girls are very attracted to him. And whenever we would go grab food or whatever, girls would flirt with him. Like this one time. We decided to pick up some Arby's. We didn't really talk to the girl in the drive through. We didn't know her. But she started flirting with him right away, and even hooked us up with some free food. (free food kicks ass) So I asked him. "What the fuck is up with you and girls flirting with you?" And after a few bullshit reasons. "I'm a pimp." etc. He told me what he really thought. Confidence. And that is how these fucking asshole shitheads get the girls. They are assholes to everyone and don't really give a fuck. They have confidence in themselves and in what they do. And girls love that shit. They eat it up. They are attracted to it like a moth to flame. Nice guys have confidence to a certain point. But it doesn't "ooze" from them. Nice guys are too concerned about people's feeling and such. They give a fuck. And that kind of confidence is what most girls like. It is the attitude you show when you present youself. Even to prove more of my point I will give you this example. I went out with this girl and after awhile we broke up. And I decided not to care one way or another by it. We soon got back together. I decided I didnt want to lose her, so I treated her as best as I could. She broke up with me. I got pissed off. Started being an asshole to her. She wanted back with me. The process repeated once more. And finally said fuck this bullshit. But the point is, when I was a nice guy and treated women good. I got shitted on. When I was an asshole to her and treated her like shit. She couldnt get enough of me. Soon after all that bullshit I just stopped giving a fuck. And I dont put myself in that kind of stupid relationship situation again. And that is how I see things. Kain www.godsins.com Good emails are cool things, and good pictures are cool things too. Those are courtesy of one Bad Ass Chick. Check out her site and say hi. And to round out the last of the cool things here are some links. Oh Damn:Slap Ass:Class or Sex:Beer Googles:American Jackass: It's My Way or the Highway (5:08PM EST) Jack Sine I was pretty young, I got sloshed quick. I was stumbling down the beach, jumping in the water, doing stupid shit. After a few hours we packed up everything and proceeded to head back into town. I'm going to skip over the whole part about me showing at my work with them fucked up off my ass. I basically made a fool out of myself in front of my boss and every one else working there at the time. We got some chicken fingers and then it was time for me to get dropped off. Even as a kid I was a little pimp, so I was hoping to get something out of the whole deal. So we're sitting in my driveway and I lean over to Kenlee and tell her I had a great night and all that other crap. Her being the shy girl says thanks and everything else. So I'm about to get out of the car when her mom chimes in and says, "Aren't you going to give her a kiss goodnight?" I'm sitting there with my jaw dropped to the floor, thinking did I hear what I think I just heard? I look over at Kenlee and she doesn't look too disgusted, so I lean over and give her quick kiss. Then the mom says, "That's not a kiss, I want to see a real one!" I'm not one to disappoint so I lean over again and start making out with the chick. Kenlee's groping me and shit, while the whole time her mom is staring at us. If you remember trying to make out with a girl as a little kid, you know it's awkward, now try doing while the girl's mom is right in the front seat. After some serious shit, I end up going inside without getting any real nookie. I was still satisfied, it's not every day you get to make out with a hot chick. I didn't go inside before making a date for the next day. We we're going to hang out at the beach and do pretty much the same thing. Her mom picked me up the next day and went back down to Nauset. It was your same run of the mill experience until we got back to her house. If I remember it correctly it was about 1:00 and my mom was going to pick me up at three. We'd been drinking the whole day again, and combined with the sun, I was hammered again. I asked if I could jump in the shower to hopefully sober myself up. The mom said it was cool and turned the water on cold full blast. After what seemed like a half hour of me leaning against the wall I heard the door open. I figured it was just some one checking up on me, so yelled out, "Be out in a minute!" I heard the door close and resumed my position against the wall. Before I knew it, the shower curtain was pulled open, and there was Kenlee. She was wearing only her birthday suit and a smile. Which brings me to experience number one on things that I'll always remember fondly. The first time I saw a chick naked. The most beautiful thing in the world is naked woman. Ladies, if you're put together perfectly, you're better than any priceless painting to me. I'm going to spare all the details about my first experience with the opposite sex, because I don't feel like being totally embarrassed. She left the shower first and walked out a few minutes later. There were no towels so I'm standing in the living room soaking wet with just my shorts. Her mom gave me an approving look and said, "Thank you for showing my daughter a good time while we were on the Cape." A few minutes later my mom showed up to pick me up. I was still wasted, but that's a whole other story in itself. I knew I wasn't going to see Kenlee again after that. Her family took off for Foxboro or where ever they were from. I never saw them the following summers either. Maybe they had found a new place to pick up busboys, or maybe she had gotten knocked up. But I'll always remember that summer and I'll never forget that shower! Finally Finishing The Story (12:00AM EST) Jack So I get to the beach and she's wearing this mint bikini. Remember we're both a couple of young kids, but this chick was money! So we take a little walk down the beach and talk and stupid kid shit. No real fooling around or anything just yet, that actually comes later... We get back a couple hours later and, get this, her mom invites me out. She tells me that her daughter is to shy to ask me, and she wants me to go out that night. Looking back at it now, I should have known what was going to happen, but I didn't know any better so I said yes. She told me that she would pick me up at 7 and I had better be ready for a night of fun. I biked my skinny ass home and prepared for what would be a night to remember. It all started off innocently enough with her mom picking me and driving us to the movies. Me and Kenlee went into the theaters, but decided nothing was really worth sitting through, although I wouldn't have minded making out and copping a feel on this chick. So we go back to the car and have her mom drive to play some mini-golf. I know it's gay, but remember I'm like 14 years old. The whole time we're playing her mom is tagging along, and giving me "golf tips." She comes up behind me and shows me how to make a straight shot and shit like that. A couple of times her hands came pretty close to my johnson. And at 14 any sort of contact with a female causes it to go out of control. So here I am trying to play golf, mack it with a girl, and cover up the chubby that her mom just gave me. My golf game was really struggling that night, probably played one of my worst games. After the extremely exciting game of mini-golf the night really began to pick up. Kenlee's mom decided that a package store run was involved. I still remember the name of the store we went in, "The Little Peach," it's a small little convenience store in Orleans. Well, it was, it's not there any more. She's in there picking out wine coolers, hard shit, and some beers, the whole time giving me this insane look. She brings everything up the counter, pays for it all, and then tries to get me to carry the stuff. The counter guy gives me this weird look, but she says to the guy, " It's alright he's my son." This may not seem funny to you, but here I am, brown hair, green eyes and freckles standing next to a couple of blonde hair blue eyed girls. It didn't really matter, cause the mom was way beyond the legal age. We drove down to Nauset Beach after the packie and proceeded to drink some beers. This ranks up as the most fun I've had with a girl and her mom... Fuck! I'm out of time for tonight, I swear I'll finish it tomorrow. Monday March 19, 2001 I Feel a Hate Crime Coming On (6:08PM EST) Jack Get Laid - Get Laid 2 - Get Laid 3 - Get Laid 4 - Get Laid 5 - Get Laid 6 No naked chicks, and the guy who is going to get laid is thrown in there too, so watch out. Speaking of that, whenever I ask people to send in fan signs, normally just chicks enter. It's an open contest folks, anything goes. That doesn't mean I want naked guy pics though. Scribble IWANG.com on your book bag and take a pic, write it on the chalkboard at school. I want public display of IWANG support. Don't go doing anything illegal, but make it interesting. Here's My Interesting IWANG Pic I noticed that I made this chick smile. If one good thing comes out of all these blogger sites, it's the huge boost in my ego. Where else but the internet can some chick in England read my ideas and shit? Now if she'll only take some pics of her boobies, then we can do a fair judgment on her. Another Chick I'd Throw It Into It's almost time to make up another personal ad. AOL isn't doing shit, and Yahoo personals pretty much blow goats. The only hot chicks I've seen in the last few days were the ones at the college. I swear it's like the forces of god are making me not get laid up here. I can only hope my luck changes once I hit the dorms. Who knows though, the ladies may look at me like I'm some old man or something. At least I can use that experience line on them. Yes, I am still going to the gym. I even hired a personal trainer to supervise me, while I'm lifting. Here's a picture of her. Wicked hot! She makes up for her fitness skills with the whole motivation factor. Speaking of motivation, nothing gets me ready for a day at the mall like a girl flashing me. - Flashing - Flashing - Flashing - Flashing - - Flashing - Flashing - Flashing - Hot chicks in public places! Shit never happens at my dirt mall though. Hot chicks in Wet T-shirts! Big tittied mermaids and shit! Ok, I'm out for now, tonight...... Hot Blonde Chick Story Part Deux.
Monday March 19, 2001 Living a Lie (12:00AM EST) Jack Good stuff! Check out her site, she even put my ugly mug on her cam portal page! 10 REASONS WOMEN DATE JERKS INSTEAD OF NICE GUYS 10) More fun to complain about them to your friends. 9) Guys who actually like you just aren't challenging or exciting. 8) When you do date nice guys, they turn into jerks anyway, so why not save time and go for the jerk in the first place? 7) You won't get as emotionally attached to a jerk, so you'll be more in control. 6) All the other women want them, so they must be worth having. 5) Affection means more when it comes from a guy who doesn't normally give it. 4) Guaranteed to cheat on you so someone else can endure his lack of lovemaking skills most of the time. 3) No need to feel guilty for abusing or deceiving them. 2) Jerks will actually tell you when they don't like what you're doing instead of getting mad about it six months later. 1) Looking for someone you can't trust, and won't care about too much, who will abuse you mentally and financially, but you don't know any lawyers. 10 REASONS MEN DATE BIMBOS INSTEAD OF NICE GIRLS 10) Much easier to prove that you're superior. 9) Less likely to interrupt you with thoughts or opinions of their own. 8) Won't want you to cancel your plans to watch nude Jell-O wrestling to go see "Phantom of the Opera". 7) More impressed by the thickness of your wallet--even though it's stuffed with condoms instead of money. 6) Will let you send intimate pictures of them to Beaver Hunt. 5) They won't object to demeaning comments you make about them in front of 'the guys'. 4) They actually believe you when you say, "I love you for your mind and personality -- now shut up and finish putting on that French maid outfit. 3) Don't understand computers well enough to access your files and read what you've been saying about them. 2) Their ability to comprehend spatial relationships is so poor that they really do believe that it's eight inches. 1) They will put up with you. Yes, it is a cheesy post, but it's midnight and time for me to throw in a movie. To all the people that emailed me over the last couple of days, I will be posting Part 2 of my story later. If you have no clue what I'm talking about then check the archives. See you tomorrow, well, later on today. Sunday March 18, 2001 Viewer Mail Time (12:53PM EST) Jack From: Beltane Do you want a fucking cookie for being a douche bag? What's the point of listing a ton of random sites and then bashing them. And how the fuck am I the enemy? I've never even heard of you before your PMS post. I've read your site, Jack. I think that you must admit that your content is directed towards bringing people to your site and not necessarily there for the content itself. The copious amounts of porn and your adulation (and slight emulation) of Stile are not counterbalanced by the occasional well-written article. Since you pander rather than proselytize, you are further degrading the intellectual structure of the internet. So let's see here..... My content is written just so people will come to my site? Isn't that the whole fucking point? To get my views, ideas, and opinions to other people? As for your comment about my design, your kid sister may actualy do a better job. But the point of blackrage is the content and the message, not being pretty. Beltane So what's your message Beltane? That you can list some sites and then make fun of them. At least they're not out there begging their readers for money... If you feel like bugging the Black Rage dude, you can IM him with BlackRageOrg have fun and don't be too mean to him. From: Jay There ya go. From: Big Daddy She is a major hottie and her site is pretty kewl,,As for you ,your site is there for us who need it. It really gets old how people e-mail you just to tell you that you sux and your a hopeless depressed dweeb! It once again comes down to the saying that someone important said "" If you dont like what your Fucking seeing, Change the God Damn Channel!!!!""" this is america or the web,,,noone chooses for you where or what you look at,,it is a personel choice. Some people seem to have forgoten this and just seem to want to start shit!! I used to have a web page up for general principles but had to take it down because I was bad.<wont go into specifics> Any way you are doing a good job and i think you have a good website that has turned me on to some kick sites!! So you keep up the good work and one day you will be rewarded for your valient efforts to entertain the people. Avid Reader Carlos See, now this is a good email. I like getting these types in my Inbox. He's not asking for a link exchange, and he's not really asking for advice. He just wants to to say some good words. Saturday March 17, 2001 Interesting Points (4:10PM EST) Jack From: Jay Stanley I guess pop-ups are a really big thing to people. But it's not about the money with me either. I haven't even come close to making any money of this site. It's still about the readers, and it always will be. I'm psyched that people actually visit this site on a daily basis. I never said I was any type of designer. I made a page, and people kept visiting. As far as content, IWANGF, just centers around those heart-broken depressed fucks that need to go a website to get information on how to break-up with their partner or learn how to lick a girl's pussy. I'm sorry, but that is not shit I need to go online to figure out. Of course, I will give IWANGF this. You do have some funny posts at times. But the rest of the time I actually get bored reading what you have to say. I wish I could entertain all the people all the fucking time. Of course that would only exist in Fantasy Land. There's always going to be people that don't like something, or have a complaint about it. I've got no problem with some criticism, it is the only way to make improvements. Jack from IWANGF. You also post links and make fun of them. And in your opinion they are a pathetic website. Infact, almost any website you look at will have atleast one post making fun of a website. Just because they posted your site you get all pissed. Boo-fucking-Hoo! Go with what they started and post your own review. Which I guess you did... in a half-ass manner. But I don't post 10 different links from major sites trying to get a reaction. Sure every once in awhile it's fun to diss a site, but I rarely do a mass posting about it. Infact, I look at the god damn post on Black Rage and I dont even really see it that insulting! You should be fucking happy you get pictures of girls tits with your name on them to wack off to! The only thing better then that is the bitch wanting to tape you guys having sex! Good point, I never really though of it that way. I have also viewed Black Rage. And I admit, their content is the shit I love reading and the shit I write about. I enjoyed their site. Some of the content wasnt very amusing. But then again. Not every website has 100% entertaining content. The point of this email? Who the fuck cares. Kain Godsins ps. Stop the Morons aka Stile Awesome fucking email! I wish I got more like this. Instead most of the time it's this shit. I came about your site while looking to see what the hell I was spending my money for. What did I need a computer for? What the fuck, no one gives a shit about a 55 year old fart with MS. But I tell you what. I Like your style. Especially some of that young stuff you got there. I'm just a dirty old man that needs a bath. You got a nice young thing out there that can help me in and out of the tub? She could even join me, after all I went to kindergarten, I know how to share. Keep up the good work & keep the girls cumin (sorry-coming). Richard from ME. What is the deal with this? Even if it's some douche bag writing a retarded email it's still pretty fucked up. Archie is NOT fucking Mr. Weatherbee! (12:23PM EST) Jack Going to back to a real school reminded me how fucking awesome college is. There were girls every where!! Wasted girls too!! I cant wait for next year when I'll be back on campus. For the meantime I'll just have to hook up with the farmers' daughters around here. As stolen from Black Rage. Maybe I have to have tits to get this. I don't know. It seems like the entire premise of this site is that the guy wanted a new girlfriend or something, so now camsluts send him pictures of their bits and he whacks off to it. I don't get it. Is this the cool new thing to do? Post a bunch of links and then bash the shit out of the sites? IMHO I think it's pretty fucking retarded. At least read the fucking site before you go make judgments on it. And it isn't like his site is some fucking award winner. Looks like something my fucking kid sister could come up with in an hour. So tell douche bag you think about his fucking piece of shit website. I'm tired as fuck right about now, I and can't wait to pop in a couple DVDs and just chill out. I must be getting old when I can't party two days in a row. I found this little site today, Art Askew, where they post art from various people and stuff. I always wished I could draw, to bad I have no artistic ability at all. I like this site a lot too. Good articles, pictures, and tons of other cool stuff. Check them out and tell them Jack sent you. Friday March 16, 2001 What Movie Should I Watch? (12:00AM EST) Jack I normally don't get all riled up for cam girls, but this one is pretty damn hot. I bet she's a wild tiger in the sack too! Speaking of cam girls I found a site with a listing of like all the decent girls out there. Luckily for you, I've got through the selections and posted the ones that I think are the best.... Preach World - I don't understand a word on this website, but I think the chick is pretty hot. She's from some where not in the US.... ShanCam - This high class cam chick has a members and guest links. I don't really like chicks that charge to let people watch them, especially when she's not that hot. She's got a nice intro pic, but after that it really goes downhill..... Frosty Lips - I'd throw it in this girl more than once per night I'm sure. Her page took a fucking long ass time to load, but her pics are pretty damn good. Plus she does have some good looking blow job lips. Charisma - I guess she's some famous web cam chick. I don't see the attraction personally..... Jezzy Cam - Nerd Alert!! But, I'm a nerd too, so I guess it's alright. A Cam Girl - There was a picture of her TV when I visited. YAWN!! If I missed a good site, let me know, for real Cam Girl Reviews, visit Daign. |
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