December 16-31 2000 Archive
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Saturday December 30, 2000 Things You Can Do To Your Girlfriend (4:22PM EST) Jack Cleveland Steamer: While getting head from your girlfriend, take a nice hot shit on her chest. Golden Shower: Any form of taking a leak on your woman. Yep, some people actually like that shit. Pearl Necklace - Cumming all over your girl's neck or cleavage area. Gives the look of some nice pearls. Coyote - After going to some chick's home from the bar you wake up in the morning realizing that she is hideous. You have to make your escape, but you realize your arm is wrapped around her. Instead of waking her, you knaw off your own arm and get the hell out! Get Back At Your Girlfriend (3:33PM EST) Jack - Michelle 1 - Michelle 2 - Michelle 3 - Michelle 4 - So let's see, what's going on? Well, it's snowing like a bastard right now, and I'm stuck inside my house. I've got plenty of DVDs and plenty of Guiness so I think I'm all set. Maybe I'll write some movie reviews later tonight or something. I am so fricking tired right now that's not even funny. I'm a goddamn freak for not sleeping last night and stuff. I think my body might traumatized. On the other hand I kind of trip when I don't get enough sleep, so I guess that's cool. Did any body get the new Evil Dead game for the Dreamcast? If so email me and let me know if it's any good. I went down to my local neighborhood Best Buy and the mother fuckers were all out. They tons of copies of the Play Station version, but no Dreamcast or PC. Fucking conspiricy I tell you. Friday December 29, 2000 Gay Ass Tv Shows (1:50PM EST) Jack The edge of the seat case I saw today was about some guy who spent all his free time on the computer. His wife was all bitter and shit that he didn't spend any time with her. Now that may be a valid argument, but let's listen to this guy's schedule. 12pm - 5pm : Taking college classes full time. Graduating in less than two weeks. I was cracking up the whole time during this show. Not only was the wife some fatty who totally needed to hit the treadmill, she was butt ugly too. Shit, if my wife looked like that, I'd be playing games all night too. This poor guy sends almost every waking minute either working or studying and she thinks she has any real right to complain! Well, I think the judge voted in favor of the guy, and told the wife to be nicer to him or something. Thank god for Moral Court..... In the second case that they featured, some guy was pissed off at his "girlfriend." Well, it wasn't really his girlfriend, just some girl that hung around him all the time. In the year that they've know each other, he's bought her 4 dresses, taken her out to eat three times a week, and even paid for her to go on vacation by herself!! Now what has the guy gotten out of the deal?? One kiss from her when she was wasted... Sounds even to me..... Now I'm saying a guy should have to buy his girlfriend things to get sexual favors, but if we're putting major cash, we should get more than some alcohol induced peck. By the end of the case, he had told her that he loved her, and she pretty much just dissed him. I'm pretty sure the judge ruled in favor of the guy, and gave him like $1000.00. Long Live Moral Court!! Thursday December 28, 2000 People Confused......... (11:00PM EST) Jack I had my first relationship when i was 13.. to a girl I didnt know existed until she asked me out. Like an idiot I said yes, not knowing what it would do to me. To tell the truth, she wasnt all that bad looking, and her personality was great. I ended going out with her for about 8 months. At the age of 13 and she was almost 15.. for being 13 i got pretty far =x, but when we broke up it wasnt so cool. The reason was because she was cheating on me.. she did before and i found out.. and her reason was justified i guess.. and i gave her a second chance.. but after that.. it was all over. I also found out that she was cheating behind my back with multiple people since day one.. I was crushed to hear that someone i supposidly grew close to broke my heart. Tme passed and I went out with another girl about 6 months later. It lasted a week. Again a girl i went out with liked other people while going out with me. So instead of letting her break it off, i did. At the age of 15, i went out with another girl for a week, and again she i guess got bored of me after 3 days and went and fucked some guy i knew. Im not the type of guy to fight, so i just was like whatever. So with 3 girls "fucking" me over, i have no trust for girls anymore. I have my eye on one girl right now, but im hesitating to ask since my past with girls is so terrible. So there's the story.. questions comments suggestions? Yeah, you sound like a total homo. If three different girls gave it up to different guys while they're going out with you, you're probably doing some thing very wrong. Viewer Mail (5:14PM EST) Jack Also some big thanks go out to the people over at the Hacker Network, first for creating some funny ass shit, and second for linking this site. Keep up the good work fellas. You're next hacked movie should be Seven, IMHO. Plus one of them sent me in an email. From: Crazy Jay Now, I picked this girl because she was a little lower then my league, not to be cocky but she was amazing looking to me but I could see how to everyone else she would be just alright. IM sure you understand, so. I considered myself someone that she would normally never get. She was also totally devoted to me hated other guys, and was so innocent and cute, and never did anything to piss me off or be a bad girlfriend, I was totally happy with her. Our only difference was that she was an Atheist and I was Christian. So then our 1 year is approaching and IM with some friends on a trip in Vegas, Take a wild guess what my innocent trustworthy, girlfriend, who wrote me long letters of her devotion towards me did... That’s right, I come back from my trip and she starts trying to piss me off so that I yell at her, but IM much to nice a guy to fall for that, (guys this is the biggest warning something is wrong, if she’s not on her period and she starts basically ASKING her to yell at you) So IM like, you better be having some kind of PMS why are you acting like this? Then she sits beside me, and Says, I cheated on you. Unthinkable, really I trusted her more then my own mother. (Whom I trust very much so) But of course I was so involve that after a few days of tears she wrote me letters of how she would NEVER DO IT AGAIN. blah blah blah. I forgave her; I wanted it to work. So to patch things up she was invited with my parents and myself to go skiing for a week to Panorama, It was very romantic I loved it and we had a great time together, I even cried on the trip home, and said, "I cant believe I almost lost you." She said don’t worry I was stupid I promise I’ll never hurt you like that again. hmmm... So two days later, guess what... she cheated on me again with the guys friend who she cheated on me with first time. And I was ready to forgive her.. I loved her that much, She had to dump me, because she said, I deserve someone better then her, and IM too good for her. Well after about 2 years I finally got over her. But for a year I was so sad its not even funny. Just to tell you about myself, IM not some fool who is blinded by a player she was not a player and that’s why its so sad, she is a sweet girl who just gave into temptation, its scary. How could I trust a girl again? Well my mind was made up, the next girl I meet has to be a Christian, and because I can’t trust a girl I love based upon, I promise I wont cheat. I just think a girl who believes we came from uhh? Nothing, just any explanation for where we came from must think that when she cheats on me its just her cheating on a mass of molecules, fuk that I have a soul and feelings and my next girlfriend will recognize that. So I prayed, and then one day, wow, wow, wow. I met a girl; she was nothing like my last. I never thought I could have her she was too good looking so tall hot pretty cute, just everything, then I got to know her, and she is a Christian with strong morals. If it was up to me I would have gone out with her right away, but she is so amazing she was friends with me for 8 months before she let me ask her out, that right there shows that she can resist temptation, that is a strong factor and quality, friends first. So now we have been going out for about 7 months, Its just the best, we have both agreed not to have sex until we are married, I think its right, although its hard, I know that if we do it will ruin the relationship, She is a Virgin and I know if she wanted she could have any Christian Virgin guy she wants but she picked me. And in return for this I will show her that she is worth the wait. GOD GAVE ME A second chance to wait tell marriage and so did she. Thank you God for sending this angle to me I will treat her like the angle she is. Hang in there for those of you who think they have seen the worst, because the best is yet to come, pray with confidence as I did you'll see. Later guys. Assholes and Boobs (2:43AM EST) Jen So Jack, men in Cape Cod know how to kiss? I'll believe it when I see it. By the way, what is up with these psycho, stalker types? SnowFlakeSkate? What kind of a gay-ass name is that? And The Reverend? I think the IWANG Army should help Jack out, and get rid of these fools. I was talking to Brandon on MSN about Jack letting me post here: But that's so true. Most girls get what they want. Why? Because they have boobs. How many times has Brandon tried to contact someone about something for our site. They never reply. As soon as I email them, they reply within 12 hours. It's amazing what mammary glands will do for a person. Speaking of mammary glands ... <3 Jen If you'd like to see more of Jen's posts, or just more cool shit than you can shake a stick at. Check out The Campus Rag serving the finest college shit on the internet. Plus they've got tons of hot chicks and hot dudes (if you're into that stuff) Wednesday December 27, 2000 The First Rule of Fun Club (11:43PM EST) Jack All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'. (11:16PM EST) Jack SnowFlakeSkate: your site looks like it was made by some gurly pervert guy sullyd2000: ok A Huge Thanks Goes Out Too...... (5:02PM EST) Jack This Reverend shit is getting out of hand. He's emailed me like five times today and it's seriously pissing me off. Why doesn't he bug some one a lot worse than me, and I'm just small potatoes. Added some new info to the Sex Tips and Cheap Dating sections. Check em out for some new and informative things. Only had one downer for today and that was getting rejected by bla-bla. They said they liked my site, but were chock full of E / N sites. Does anyone else have any ideas on how to maybe get some advertisers? I'm sick of slinging out porn banners and shit like that. I wanna link this guy just because he runs a Chick Tourney, and has some funny ass jokes. Well, I hope every one had a spankerific day and send me some funny email. Reverend Johnson (10:27AM EST) Jack I was thinking that it might be an ex-girlfriend of mine. Let's look at the facts: "His" email is set up from a yahoo account. Anyone could get one of those. There's tons of misspellings and it doesn't really sound like a preacher. I just think it's some bitter girl that I broke up with and now wants some revenge cause I got all these hot broads on my jock. Tuesday December 26, 2000 It was Bound To Happen Sometime (11:09PM EST) Jack From: I Hate Jack The women that he degraded in the form of explicit pornography and lesbian scenes should be outraged! As I am a Christian, and I cannot stand this! We must email this protest to everyone that you know. We must let the world know that such extreme sexual pics and sex advice will not be tolerated in the world of Jesus. Help me by forwarding this email to everyone. We need to shut down www.iwantanewgirlfriend.com and make sure that there is never anything like this again. Thank you for your time. This guy has emailed me a couple times before and I was hoping we was going to go away. But from what it looks like is he copied the email addresses from the forums and emailed this gay letter to everyone. Hopefully he's just going to go away like the all the others, but I guess you never know. Signs That You Are In...... (7:23PM EST) Jack Smiling: Probably the most basic and easy to spot signs a girl can give you. If she's smiling, laughing at your jokes, and having a good time, then this is a good thing. Eye Contact: Deep, long gazes into your eyes is a great sign to look her. If she's making eye contact with you, you're almost guaranteed in. Touchy Feely Stuff: If the girl is making contact with, maybe like soft touches, or casually brushing up against you, this is a good sign. She will also position her body so that it is pointing towards you. Playing With Her Hair: If while talking to you, she's playing with her hair this a good thing. Now this isn't the end all advice on how tell if a girl likes you. I'm just taking a few examples from girls that I dated. I'd love to get some more from the ladies, and guys if you have any tips just give me an email. Don't Email Shit You Don't Want People To Read (6:43PM EST) Jack Well, that sounded pretty gay. I don't know I'm just not as bitter as I used to be. With my ex-girlfriend I could always find something to bitch about. Now I'm pretty much happy as a clam... Of course I've got my bad days where I wouldn't mind putting all the girls back in the kitchen where they belong. But hey, maybe you females are alright.... I need to answer some more viewer mail and shit like that. That always gets me in a good mood. So email away and I'll respond to the best shit. Sites To Read: American Jackass - The Spy - Stile Project - Freak Farm - Updated The Links (5:02PM EST) Jack Yep, so Christmas is over and it's just about time for the New Year. What's everyone doing? I plan on partying like a rock star and probably not remembering any of it. Last year was dedicated to Cape Cod, but I'm sure I'll be hanging out up here in WMASS. If any one has any suggestions, be sure to give me an email. Check out the new links section. It's a collection of the best sites on the internet, and some of the worst too. Use the form down at the bottom of that page if you want your link added to the page. It's very simple, I think even a monkey could do it. Well, I doing a little net surfing last night and I when I reached my daily stop at the Campus Rag I noticed a post from Jen. She implied that most guys don't know how to kiss properly... I think you need to take a trip up to Massachusetts, and I'll show you how a Cape Cod boy will make you melt. That's actually a good idea for an article though, maybe like a kissing guide or something. We all know that if you blow that first kiss, you're probably not going to get a chance at a second one. Now I'm not one to brag or anything, but I've kissed a few girls in my day. And there have been plenty that could have used a few lessons themselves. Look for that article very shortly. In the meantime you can whittle the hours away by looking at some high quality porn. - Amateur 01 - Amateur 02 - Amateur 03 - Amateur 04 - Amateur 05 - - Amateur 06 - Amateur 07 - Amateur 08 - Amateur 09 - Amateur 10 - Monday December 25, 2000 It's Finally Over (10:36PM EST) Jack What else happened today?? Hmm, oh yeah I drank like a fish like I normally do on any family occasion. I got the usual presents and clothes and shit, but the best present I got was some mistletoe from this friend of mine. Best present I got all night..... This is going to be a really dumb question that I have to ask all you programming people out there. You see the links on the left hand side over there, well if I update those links, I have to update on every single page... Is there any code I can use that will automatically update on each page? I'm not sure how to do this, or if it can even be done. If it can, and you know how, give me an email. I'll give your site a plug or something. Merry Christmas Everyone!! (11:59AM EST) Jack I did the whole church thing last night and that was pretty cool I guess. I don't want to get into a whole religion discussion, because I know how those wackos can really get bitter if you insult them. I have nothing against organized religion, I feel it does serve it's purpose, giving people hope and shit like that. On the other hand, people take it a little too far sometimes and it gets out of hand. One thing I do want to ask all you Christian people.... If Heaven is the perfect place.... Is it filled with strippers and 24 hour package stores? From: Hi, My Name is.. Chicka Chicka Chris Grygy Who do I look like? Monty fucking Hall? Yeah you've got a great site dude, I liked it a lot better when it was called the stile project. Between this guy and Project Mind Rape, stile's shit is being used more than a two dollar hooker. But hey even though your site's a blatant rip off you still got a link! Sunday December 24, 2000 Have You Ever Wanted a Website? (9:25AM EST) Jack If for some reason they don't want other people to post there in the future, it's a good thing I saved some screenshots. So go and show the world that you can make an awesome website!!! Saturday December 23, 2000 Some Long Awaited Porn and Stuff (10:46PM EST) Jack - Theresa 1 - Theresa 2 - Theresa 3 - Theresa 4 - What the Fuck Is This Crap? (10:30PM EST) Jack As Stolen From Bonerized. If you came here from I Want A New Girlfriend, please don't ever come back... ... unless of course you want the latest and greatest in Hollywood news! Man what's up with that? I try and help a guy out by throwing a link to his site and stuff, and this is the thanks I get. So much for the Christmas fucking spirit. Fucking douche bag. It's Been Awhile (2:37PM EST) Jack Check Out the New Buttons (1:44PM EST) Jack Also since everyone and their mother is making T-Shirts I figure I should to. Since I'm not mister graphic design, I need a little help. Design a T-Shirt for me please! I'll give you like a years supply of porn and some other cool shit. So thank you in advance and happy girlfriend hunting! Animation Shit: - Shock Comics - Cloud 10 - NewGrounds - Joe Rogan Personal Ads, Do They Work? (12:58PM EST) Jack On the other hand maybe I should just enter the real world and just pick up chicks at the bar. There's that whole instant gratification deal, and it normally only costs about 30 bucks. 10 for the pool and the rest on drinks. Not too shabby, definitely beats the price of a hooker. Umm, yeah what else was I going to talk about? Oh yeah! I remember. I want to get some advice from ladies and from guy on this. How do you feel about a girl trying to change things about her guy? Like for example. Say I dress a certain way, and this girl that I like isn't really down with my style. Now she says that is a real problem. Should I be concerned that this is the first of many changes? Or should I just respect her opinion because I really don't know how to dress myself? I've already asked a few people opinions and they have all been Watch out! But I'm willing to get a few other ideas from people. Give me an email. A New Hot Broad To Check Out (12:14PM EST) Jack She's got a an AIM name on her site and I added her to my list. So we're rapping for a little bit and I ask her if you would to answer some of the mail that I get from this site. And luckily she said yes! So we've now got a female person to give you some love advice and shit like that. So if you want a guy's opinion on shit, email me. And if you want a girls take on things check out her page. Tripping At the DMV (12:04PM EST) Jack From: Bourgesis Stepped past a young girl preparing to take her driving exam for the first time. She looked towards her mother waiting inside with a gleam of hope. An old lady directing traffic greeted me, she asked what my business was and pointed me to the ticket-taking device. My ticket read 77 just one year before I was born I thought. I looked around to see what number they were on, and spotted the number 59 posted on a board. I took my sit between two perfect strangers. The lady on my right had the number67 and looked weathered from the cold outside. The girl to my left was a young mother holding her child close to her chest. There was this eerie draft every time the doors swung open; it made a sound like there was a flute outside just out of view. I sat motionless for several minutes thinking about a conversation I had with a friend a couple days earlier. And looked up to see what number they were currently serving. It was only 62 now as I checked my watch. The thought ran through my mind &what if this stuff hits me while I am still here? Oh well I thought will just deal with it then and besides I like driving my car when I am tripping. And bam it hit me like that quickly. Every single footstep sounded like my heart beat. I saw the women to my right reach into her purse and grab her cherry colored lipstick. And this man getting his driver license picture taken, the flash blinded me but left me with little spots. I focused in on the spots as they danced across the room like Christmas lights. I noticed the floor tile was chipped at the corner right between my feet. As I thought to myself I wonder how that happened a small elf ran from under my chair. He attacked the ceramic square with a tiny pickaxe and motioned back under my chair for others to assist him. Dozens of elves headed to aid the first. I knew I was tripping and I announced it to the others around me under my breath. I looked to see if anyone had heard and the lady with freshly applied lipstick was staring my way. I didn't see the lady I had seen earlier, this women was far prettier and I grabbed her head as I moved in for a taste of her lips. Amazed by my actions she didn't move away but returned the emotion by slipping me her tongue. I gathered my self and pulled away. She looks desperate for another kiss and I now found her resumed to her original state, weathered by life now instead of the cold. I escaped her and bounced to my feet carefully dodging the elves hard at work. I sprinted across the room towards the countertop. My impulse was to sing jingle bells for the crowd but somehow my hands started to under dress my body. The shock of it all halted all business transactions as the mob's attention was firmly planted on my strip show. My shirt disappeared over my head and behind the counter as I focused on ripping my shoes off. No one attempted to stop me they all just sat and stood silently disbelieving what they were seeing. My voice projected my intention to take in to the fully Monty as the belt flew across the floor. I heard someone from the crowd say what the fuck and I noticed the flute sound again. An officer of the law had been called to end my display. I hopped down and ran for my life knowing a day of tripping in a jail cell could be fatal. With my pants barely hanging on around my hips I hit the door topless and staggered into the snow banks left by a winter blast days before. My keys rattled within my pocket but a sudden thought of the iced windshield made me think twice about driving away. I ran in the direction of my house over snow-covered driveways and into the forest surrounding the strip mall that held the DMV. I had escaped. The Site Must Go On (12:31AM EST) Jack From: Emilie People always misunderstand this website. I know the title of it makes it seem like a 'total women bashing' site, but I like to think it's more. It's evolving into a site where any one can say what they want, and have their ideas heard. K, next topic - When you got those stellar grades at AIC, what was your reaction? If I'm lucky, I'll get a 1.0 this semester - I'm probably gonna get kicked out of Northern Michigan U. Was getting a job and partying instead of college right after worth it? Do you wish you would have gone to community college immediately instead? I'm paranoid cause I only have a few days til I find out, so please forgive my Irish ramblings........ The things I would have done differently...... When I graduated high school I was so ready to get off Cape Cod. I would have gone to any school that had a dorm and sexually active females. If I did it again, I would have done my two years at community college and then hit the big leagues. Shit, I'm just now paying off my student loans... And what did I get out of it? Tons of bong hits, mushroom trips, and a few chicks in the sac. Maybe it was worth it. Emilie PS I know you have a chick so I'm not meaning anything by this but the truth, but I think you're pretty hot... Show Me Your Tits!! Friday December 22, 2000 10 Ways To Be a Famous Web Master (3:33PM EST) Jack
Cool Links I Like (12:27AM EST) Jack - Bad Ass Mofo - X-Entertainment - Archu - Freak Farm - Thursday December 21, 2000 I Guess I'll Keep Going (10:46PM EST) Jack From: Trinity If only she included a picture with her email....... Happy Holidays to you too Trinity. Speaking of Trinity, I just bought the Matrix DVD. It's chock full of stuff and is now my second favorite. I don't think anything will ever beat Fight Club. Fuck I Want a New Girlfriend (7:02PM EST) Jack To tell you the truth, IWANG might be closing down it's doors. I've found the This Is What I Get...... (5:18PM EST) Jack So I'm like WOW!! It's the first response to my add that hasn't been some porn scam. So I check out her profile and this is the picture I see. Now I'm not one to discriminate against goth girls, but I'm not even sure if that is a girl...... So me being the curious guy that I am, I checked out her profile. What a fucking freak!! So I figure I might as go all the way with this and check out her home page..... It's some type of goth tribute page or something. I was under the impression that goth was a fad that had long since passed... I guess not though. Wednesday December 20, 2000 Douche Bag Central (11:21PM EST) Jack Don't worry dude it'll be our little secret. Of course most of my readers have graduated high school and don't fall for this little cover up story. I have a very vivid imagination and I can come up with all kinds of shit. I thought you may want some help with writing advice for your page, so I sent you some fun stuff. I would love to see the reaction of some of the readers. Has there been any comments? Could you ever imagine someone getting taken like that. Yep, and I'm pretty sure it was you who got fucked over. Just from the two emails that you have written it seems like you have that sick twisted desperation in your life. I am a very happy attached male, with a very good looking girl. The pic I sent was one of her. I dabble with photos and have many. I did however start off by telling the truth about getting caught on looking at your site. That was hilarious!!! I told her just a few minutes ago to come and see my first published work and she slapped me!!! I do have more stories, just write back if you would like for me to post them. No thanks. I would love to see your readers point of view or is there some place they comment and you post them. I believe I have 4 more, I have been writing them in my spare time for fun, hoping to someday possibly put them into a buck of most fucked up relationships. That is still under review. I just want to thank you for some of comments you made under the story paragraphs, that went as I hoped. I am also glad you did end up reading the entire thing, that was my only flaw, it went too damn long, but I could not end it quickly. Could you imagine, there probably are guys out there that have been through some example of that. Yep and you are their hero..... I think the last one I could remember, they made a movie of it. Star 80, I think that was the name. Anyways, I have more just let me know if you want them. They are fun to write. Time to move out of fantasy and enter the real world again. People like you crack me up. You write some email thinking I'm going to sympathize or try and get you some poon. But the whole thing backfires and you end up looking like a chump. Get a life, and until you become a functional member of the male species I banish you from this site. Guaranteed Sex (8:04PM EST) Jack Online Love (6:27PM EST) Jack From: Michael Wood You seriously have to read this story! I just got done going through the whole thing it's hilarious to see how braindead he is...... Love in The Work Place (5:30PM EST) Jack Say you're working with someone who is dating a co-worker. When you see them hold hands, or kiss in the cafeteria, do feelings like "Aw, they're such a cute couple," go through your mind, or is more like feelings that they are slacking off...... Although is not the same for every person I think the majority of people will not be so thrilled to see you dating a co-worker. So does that mean that you should automatically disregard every co-worker you see? Not at all. There are plenty of ways to still have your little fling. First, don't announce it to the whole office. Of course you can tell a few of your close friends, but nothing good will come of letting the whole office in on your secret. Keep work life separate from relationship life, it makes things a whole simpler. The best way to prove to people that office relationships work, is to not let them know you're even having one. The best revenge would be to let everyone know that you're going to change your address, cause it's engagement time. If the people you work with never knew it was going on, they'll have no reason to think that there is anything wrong with it. Well, that's just my two sense. Work Relationship #1 The only real disadvantage to this work relationship was with the next girl I went out with....... Work Relationship #2 No real disadvantage to this one. She was an awesome girl, and I was totally in love with her. Work Relationship #3 This is the Last Time (3:13PM EST) Jack From: Rick Van Veen With this email Mark will never be mentioned on this site again. Thank you everyone and look forward to some actual relationship shit later on tonight. Tuesday December 19, 2000 Got Another Brain Busting Email (11:07PM EST) Jack Name: Mark Pearson I know were you steal your content from! This guy cracks me up. Even though I've contacted his hosting company I guess there's nothing I can really do. Just check out his guestbook and keep the hate emails coming. I Am The Smartest Man Alive (5:36PM EST) Jack Now I'm not saying that I'm like the perfect boyfriend material. I'm probably the last thing you want your daughters going out with. Reflecting on my past relationships I can't really find one girl that's benefited from going out with me. I've either cheated on them, lied to them, or flat out made them feel like shit. Even the girl that I loved, I cheated on. It always seems like I'm looking for a girlfriend, and then when I finally get one, it's never as good as I thought it would be. Maybe that's why the title of this site is I Want a New Girlfriend. One thing I've never mentioned on this site was why I started it. And well, it's still going to be a secret for now. I'll tell you that I never though it was going to get this big. Never did I think girls would email me telling me how much they loved this...... But I want something more. I want a girl, and I want her to put out. Until I get that I'm just going to have to be pissed. When The Site Hits the Fan (3:54PM EST) Jack From: Adam First off, redesign your site. It blows. You may have had 300 or so visitors, but that doesn't account for your site sucking. The people on visit because it has been mentioned on the original site as a rip off and readers who want to support http://www.iwantanewgirlfriend.com will visit then laugh at your site. Your logo sucks. No where near original. What Clip-Art package or site did you get that logo? Ever hear of Women are from Venus Men are from Mars? The planet analogy is old and your planet looks like it has a case of herpes or genital warts - I can't distinguish. I have also completed a visual critique of your site. Please view it on my website: Please understand, I only want to promote the best on the web. Yours fails to fall under this category it actually ranks with the works of Caken Regards, Adam This is the greatest thing!! I'd like to thank all the guys over at The Spy and American Jackass. Check out their sites for some original sites that don't suck. I Came To Rock The Party (12:31PM EST) Jack That douche bag still hasn't taken down my shit. But it's all good I guess. Why don't you leave some comments for him in his guestbook. I also noticed that he stole some other shit from other sites. God Shave the Queen being one of them. You can also email him your comments if you'd like. Why don't we make sure that he doesn't put any other stolen shit. Mark Pearson you little piece of shit! Also if you do email him something, send it to me too. I'll post the best hate mail I get on this site. Thanks and have a sex filled day! Monday December 18, 2000 Tonight Is the Big Night (7:58PM EST) Jack Hopefully over the course of the next few months you'll be able to see the difference that eating right and exercise can make. And hopefully I wont look like a loser at the beach this year. 49 Other Naked Swimsuit Models Links I Like: American Jackass - The Spy - Payback Productions - - Edrugtrader - Bad Ass Mofo - Shock Comics - The Sex Project - Some Dumb People Should Not Reproduce (6:04PM EST) Jack WhichPlanet: hey At about this time I started ignoring him cause he was pissing me off. What the fuck are people thinking these days? You can talk to our good buddy on AOL he's got the name WhichPlanet. If there are any hackers out there that can take his site down get in touch with me....... Check This Shit Out (3:25PM EST) Jack Two More Finals and It's Party Time (2:35PM EST) Jack Speaking of parties it's almost time for a end of the year celebration. Last year I went back home to Cape Cod, but I'm not sure what I'm going to do this year. I could score a couple of hookers and rent a hotel room... Maybe I'll just stay home and watch Dick Clark like all the other losers. It's the beginning of the new millennium according to some people so I'll have to do something fun. I added a bunch of new pictures the Jack's Girlfriends pages. Thanks to Sandra and the Web Cam Girlies all them hot broads that want to suck on my pickle. Any other ladies want to have a piece of me, just drop me a line. Today Is Cool Picture Day (12:00AM EST) Jack I just finished watching American History X another phat Ed Norton movie. Plus the mother fucker is jacked..... My new goal now that school is just about over is to get in shape. I'll take some before pictures of what I look like, and then update after a month or two. It'll be a good motivater for me too. Don't want my flabby stomach on this website for too long. Does that sound like a good idea to you girls? Maybe as I get in shape you'll send me some pics of you wearing less and less clothes? Well, just an idea.... Saturday December 16, 2000 Exotic Girls (1:02PM EST) Jack - Latina 01 - Latina 02 - Latina 03 - Latina 04 - - Latina 05 - Latina 06 - Latina 07 - Latina 08 - I Used To Be a Real Drug Trader (12:13PM EST) Jack Howard Stern For Five More Years (10:28AM EST) Jack I don't know Howard and the shit he does just cracks me up. Whether it's Crackhead Bob or Beetlejuice, it always makes me laugh. Plus he always got chicks all over him, and it gives me some hope for the future. There Always Has To Be Something To Talk About (10:22AM EST) Jack It's basically the same on the internet. For a little while bashing E/N sites was the thing to do. Now it's bashing web cam girls. That whole ant-webcam girl thing has been on almost every new site that I've seen lately. Hopefully this fad isn't going to last for too much longer and something better will be out. I'm not really trying to bash any sites that do that, I just think it's kind of funny. |
isn't working properly or something...... A big thanks goes out to Carb, and he would just like to say. 
love of my life and she told me that if I don't stop doing the site, she'll break up with me. As you can tell she is one hot broad and totally a keeper. So what should I do? She's like a total Christian girl and she doesn't believe that I should be saying the things that I say on this site. I really truly love her and want to be with her always.. I'll guess I'll leave it up to you guys, you need to vote and let me know if I should continue on. Actually fuck voting, I hate those polls. Just fucking email me and tell how much you love the site and shit like that. If I get enough of those I'll keep updating.
if it was really guaranteed. I have been dating this girl for like a year and a half. Anyway, the first year was totally awesome. I could get some anywhere I wanted, anytime. Shit, we fucked everytime we seen each other. Then all of a
sudden the past six months I can barely get her to show me her tits (she has really awesome tits) much less have sex with her. I think I have had sex with her like twice in 6 months. She tells me shit like, i'm not in the mood, or i am fat. You know shit like that. Hell, the other day she told me she hasnt been horny in 3 months. Even told me that fingering her one night didnt even excite her. Any advice from your female readers would be appreciated. I just want to know what the hell is going on with her. See ya !!
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