April 2002 Post Archive

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So on Friday night I went over to Hampshire college to party with those crazy kids. We basically ended up drinking a lot and I think we watched some horror movies. Pictures can be found over at Wondergirl's site as usual. I'm pretty sure me and Sarah are going to see Jurassic 5 this Saturday at Amherst College, should be good times.

On Saturday I took a road trip with some people up to Assumption College in Worcester. All I have to say is that they have the most amazing dorms there, and some of the hottest women in MA. Luckily I was the money all night long, and the beautiful babies were loving it. I only ended up getting phone numbers, but it was a little boost to the ego. 

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So summer is getting close and that means girls in tiny clothing, warm weather, and nights outside drinking beers. I've been going to the gym pretty regularly so at least I don't look like a total loser with my shirt off. I'm actually getting into now, and I look forward to going at night. Plus it helps me sleep, which I've been kind of lacking on lately. Who knows maybe I'll meet some beautiful baby there and hit it off with her.

With summer coming up it also means the beginning of all the good movies coming out. Of course I'll be first in line at Spider-Man this weekend, and the Star Wars a couple weekends off. I might try and start a movie section, so if anyone wants to submit any reviews, just email them over.

This is just a quick update to let you I'm still around. I'll probably be posting more shit as the day goes on so keep checking back.

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Just a quick little update. I'm going to be taking a week off updating the main page of the website. That doesn't mean there wont be any changes this whole week, but it will probably be minor stuff that you wont even notice. I promise it means a lot of new crap to check out and you wont be disappointed. If you're bored visit Fuck A Cam Girl. 

Also I'm planning on releasing an IWANG CD for purchase. It will be chock full of all the pictures,  videos, and some special unreleased image galleries never before seen on the site. There will also be a video introduction by me, along with some various other random crap. The CD will sell for $10 and is payable through pay pal. If you're interested, send me an email, but I'll put up a more detailed page later on this week.

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I changed the site around a little bit so if you're having problems navigating around, here's a quick reference card.

Flash Movies - All the Flash movies are here, with new ones being added daily. Favorite so far: Tenacious D: Fuck Her Gently.

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IWANG Articles - All the random articles and shit that I post on the site. Now it's all archived for you and put in alphabetical order. Check it out, there's some interesting stuff I've written while under the influence of psychotropic drugs.

Really Old News - These are pages from some of the very first posts on this site. One of these days when I have enough money to afford ADD drugs, I'll sit down and clean it up. There's a lot of broken links right now, but it's still very readable. And maybe even somewhat entertaining.

Random Image Viewer / Image Galleries - The part of the site you really came here for. All the pictures of girls on girls, girls gone wild, and anything girls do when they've had a few drinks. Plus some other fucked shit thrown in there to piss people off.

Relationship Advice - Got some weird bump on your cock? Strange puss dripping out of your cooch? Well post your question in the forum, and get straight no nonsense answers from our team of doctors. When I say team of doctors, I really mean a bunch of guys living in their moms' basement.

I guess that's all that is really new right now. I'm working on putting some other shit back on the site, such as Personals and a new and improved chat room. I figure if I can get both of those looking good and working properly then maybe you'll use them. If not it'll just be another wasted venture like most of my others in the past. At least I haven't left the internet 5 times and come back with a different name each time though, so I've got that going for me.

I think Cam Lives is quickly becoming my favorite site on the Internet. Not only is it fucking funny as hell, but there's Cam Girls on it as well. Seriously, check it out if you're bored.

In other news right now, I'm seriously crippled. I went running yesterday down at MHC, and fucked up my ankle royally. Luckily there were a couple of broads there to help me make it off the trail. The big thing that sucks is that this isn't the first time it's happened to me. Although I can kind of walk, my ankle is bigger than my calf and turning all sorts of fucked up colors. Right now it's part yellow, and part black and blue. It'll be another few days before the swelling goes down, and I don't look like a total fucking gimp limping everywhere.

Tonight I'm supposed to going to a Caribbean dinner over at Amherst College. I figure this is my chance to hook up with a non-white chick. See I've gone out with girls in every range of the spectrum. I've dated rich girls on Cape Cod, and I've gone on a date or two with some good ole Chicopee trailer trash. Now I'm not saying that all girls in Chicopee are trash... but most of the girls I've seen are missing a couple of teeth, and not the wisdom ones.

But in all my years of dating, I've never gone out with a non-white girl. There was this really hot chick my freshman year at AIC, and we were pretty good friends. We made out a few times, but I was never really close to getting in her ethnic panties. Plus I'm as white as they come, so it's not like black chicks have a natural attraction to skinny white guys. 

Tonight that might all change though. I'll mingle with some peeps and see what happens. But I'll pose a question to all you black girls that read the site (all 3 of you.) Would you ever consider dating a white guy? And secondly would you consider dating a white guy who runs a porn site? Send all your comments, and hate mail here.

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Remember those awesome amateur videos I was talking about a couple weeks back? Well me and owner of the site came up with a little deal for the readers of IWANG. For every two videos that you buy from him, you'll get a third one free! Now remember this is only for you people who come to my site that get this little deal. So to make sure that you get your free video include this phrase in your orders.

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This is the only way you'll get your free video, and I'll credit for referring you. This works out for best of us, seeing as how I get a dollar from every video you guys buy. I'll use the money to beef up the site, or maybe take a girl to a nicer place then Wendy's. So help a starving college kid and buy some porn!

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In an effort to bring a little good from this site, I've decided to help out the sexually active public with some informative pictures. It's a basically a guide to the different STDs and what it looks like when you've got one. I'm sure you all remember health class, but this is probably going to be a little more graphic than what your teacher showed you. Remember these pictures are extremely disgusting, and you're probably going to lose whatever you ate for lunch and breakfast...

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Now don't you feel a little better knowing that your life isn't as bad as those people's? It must suck having to go through life with warts on your dick, or shit coming out of your pussy. I can't even begin to imagine what life would be like for me. So in closing, remember to put a hat on it, because an orgasm lasts 10 seconds, but Herpes lasts forever.

Go out and call everyone a skank!! Shit I've got a few ex-girlfriends to call up now. Maybe I'll even call them 'big skanks!'

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I had some voicemails to post and one from these two girls here. Unfortunately the website is being a bitch, and I can't download the file. I'll try it again later tonight. I really miss Florida, and even thought the weather is getting nicer here, it's just not the same. Everyone down there was so laid back, and just totally chill about everything. I only almost got my ass kicked once, and that was just because I hitting on some dude's girlfriend. So he really had every right to want to fuck me up. Luckily nothing did happen, and I still have my Johnson in one piece.

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I can only imagine some of the fucked up shit I'm going to get now. 

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Ok that's enough shameless self promotion. I just noticed this guy's site last night, but he wrote this about me last month.

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See, that's the way it should be. He never asked me for a link, he just put one on his site because he liked mine. If more of you people who have Geocities sites and want links did that, I'd be a lot more willing to link your pop-up filled site. But that will never happen, and the daily ritual of deleting 100 emails from joecocksucker@hotmail.com will continue. 

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I did another 2 miles over at Mount Holyoke's track yesterday. The last time I did this much running was when I was a senior in high school, and even then I was pretty much slacking. I had already gotten into college, and there was no track team where I was going so I blew off my senior year. But now I'm getting back into it, only because I want to see what I can get my 800 time to be. If I keep it up all summer long, I might even try out for the track team next year. 

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That's all for now, but don't forget to keep checking back......

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These last couple of days have been absolutely fucking amazing out. Even though it's only the middle of April today it felt like fucking summer time. The only regret I have is that I'll be up here this summer. A few years ago I spent my summers at the beach and then working nights as a cook. Although the job didn't really benefit the community or anything, it was fun, and there was a new crop of waitresses each year. If I could only go back in time......

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I've been having a lot of fucked up dreams lately. Mostly about this ex-girlfriend of mine. The one I had a couple of nights ago we were hanging out and shit, and something happened where she got pissed off at me (was nothing new.) So I wake up in the morning feeling all pissed off, and I had no clue why. Then as I was in the shower I remembered that in the dream we didn't have sex. It sucks when even in your dreams you can't get laid.....

Last nights dream is a little more clear... The same ex-girlfriend had gotten a web cam, and some how by the powers of my imagination, you could could now watch them in AOL Instant Messenger. So I'm watching her and all I can really see is her making out with a bunch of different guys. So I still don't get laid, and I get to watch her mess around with other guys. I hate my life.

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Ever wanted to see what this site was like a couple of years ago? Well click here and browse the archives. You'll read all about the restraining order I had to get, along with a lot of other interesting shit. If you're looking for the recent news, than just swing over here and you'll find what you need.

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I've got a new site to promote.. It's called Fuck a Cam Girl, and will hopefully be taking the place of the portals. All you need to do is sign up, put the link on your site and let the his roll in. The list will be reset each week so even the ugly cam girls have a shot of being in the Top 25. I guess I have to let all Cam People in so if you're a guy you can sign up too. I don't want to be accused of sexual discrimination, like the Bad Ass Bitch.

The best part of the internet is the ability to blast people who piss you off, without any real repercussions. I'm going to bring to you a hypothetical situation, and let me know what you think. So every time I go on AOL people IM me looking for links. This one cunt from Spoiled Milk says he's going to be on Road Rules, and he's going to get my site on MTV. I say thanks, cause at first he seems like a cool guy who is just trying to help me out. So later on he keeps IMing asking for a link on the site. At the time he IMed me I was about 10 seconds away from going to Florida. I tell him I'll link him when I get back, and he seems pissed that I wont drop my baggage and update my site just for him. Obviously broads in bikinis took more precedence than his precious link, so I figured he would just wait until I got back.

So flash forward a couple months later and if you've ever read his site, which you probably haven't, he likes to trash me everyday. Posting my AIM name, which this gay ass message, Someone at SpoiledMilk.net thinks you're a dick jack, very classy, huh? Well I've gotten like two IMs from it, so it's not like I'm losing sleep over it. I just think it's pretty sad that some one would get so upset over something that happened on the internet. I mean like don't you people have fucking lives? Is the internet such a part of your life, that you actually think this shit is important? I mean I like working on my site, but the day ever came where I started getting pissed off at another site, than I think it would really be time to unplug. People, go out and ride a bike, kiss a girl, or fucking paint a picture. In the woods of my brother, Rodney King... Can't we all just get along?

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That's enough of that, let get down to what I did this weekend. On Friday I saw that new movie Frailty. It was alright, not the best movie, but not the worst either. Of course the drinks that I had before the movie probably added to the enjoyment. There was a point during the middle that I was snoring, and I'm pretty sure that pissed a couple people off. What do you expect when the movie starts at fucking 12:30 at night.

Enough of that pointless shit, lets get to the good stuff. On Saturday night I went down to Mohegan Sun. I've always wanted to go to Las Vegas, and since I don't have the money to fly out there, this Indian Reservation is the closest I'm coming for right now. It's a fucking awesome place, and if you're anywhere near the area and love to gamble check it out. Another great thing about it, is that I didn't get carded once while in the place. It's not a huge deal since I'm way over the legal age, but any one who knows me knows that I get carded every time I step into a bar or a package store. If I had known they were that lax about carding I would have gone ages ago.

To make a long story short, I didn't really win any big money but I did alright on the slot machines. The only downside of the trip is that the whole night I was buying drinks from the bar, while in the other section of the casino they were giving out drinks for free. Of course I noticed this at the end of the night and was only able to consume a couple of drinks from there. But for next time I know where I'll be starting the night off. 

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I think all you chuckleheads out there should submit more stuff to the site. Send me pictures, links to fucked sites, and anything else you want to share. If you're a chick send me pictures of your tits. If you're a guy send me pictures of your girlfriend's tits. I want to wake up tomorrow and find a whole bunch of shit in my inbox.

I'm passing out for the night now, but I promise I'll post more in the morning. I know I say that every time, but I aint got shit to do this week, so expect a lot of updates. Or at least a lot of porn.

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Instead of eating Doritos and drinking insane amounts of Coke when I get out of work, I've been going over to Mount Holyoke College and using their rubber track. Back when I was in high school I did Trank and Cross-Country, but we never had a track like this one. Back in my school we basically had a dirt circle with some lines painted on it when it came time for track meets. So right now I'm doing a mile with no sweat, and hopefully be up to three or four by the end of the month. Of course watching those MHC girls run around is pretty good motivation in itself.

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You've probably noticed that there is like 30 more links up at the top of the page. What I did was take the Top 50 sites and move it here so people hopefully get more traffic from it. If you want, you can sign up here and add your site to the list. The best about the whole thing is that if you don't make it to the main page, you'll still be here on this one. This should make everyone happy, and hopefully cut down on the amount of emails that I get from people looking for links. 

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I wish I was arrested by a cop that looked like that. Instead I just got handcuffed and thrown in a minimum security drunk tank. That's all in the past now though, and I'm back in action. I've got the license back, and yesterday I spent about two hours cleaning out my car. Now I don't mean throwing everything in a plastic back and chucking that out, I mean going in with a fucking Q-Tip and making that shit spotless. It's amazing, my little Jenny actually looks like a decent vehicle now. All it really needs is a system and the machine will be complete. 

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That has got to be one of the hottest girls that I've posted on this website. It's too bad that girls like that don't exist out here. And that my friends is why I'm moving out west. I'm going to finish up school this year and then take off for the Pacific ocean. By that time I'll have some bank saved up, some connections made out there, and a nice enough car to drive cross-country in. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with the site just yet, but maybe I'll give it to some little up and coming Jack, or maybe I'll just leave it up as kind of a mark. 

So last night as I'm lying in bed trying to fall asleep I switch on MTV, and I'm totally shocked when I see that they're not playing music videos. Instead of Jay-Z, Nelly, or some boy band, I'm treated to what looks like a Blair Witch knock off. So I leave it on, just for the sake of watching people act all scared and do stupid dares. 

The first dare was something dumb like push over a cross in the church, which they kept calling iglesia. I guess since they were in Mexico they had to pretend to speak Spanish. This was supposed to let the 'nahaul,' a fancy term for Werewolf, come into the surroundings. The guy accomplished that very simple task and went back to the safe house. Then for seemed like a half hour they went on about how scared they were and shit. They then had to do some lame dare where they nailed a cow's tongue to the top of a door, which pretty much everyone bailed on. By the end of the show they all quit and no one got the loot.

Now I did a little research to see if this 'nahaul' even exists. Here's some of the pages I came across.

Lynne's Lair of Lycanthropy - Notice the alliteration that Lynne uses for the title of her site. Very classy if I do say so myself. Among giving a couple of links to scientific explanations of Werewolves, she gives a must read link for people who think they might be Werewolves. I can now sleep easier at night knowing that I'm not turning into a wolf of the night.

Werewolf - More werewolf crap.

I would actually love to go on that Fear show, just to see how real it actually is. Shit like ghosts and werewolves don't really scare me too much, so I think I would probably do alright. If you're an MTV exec and want to prove me wrong, send me an email and put me on your damn show.

I think that's enough shit for for right now. But maybe if I'm bored I'll add some videos later. I've got like 5 or 6 SNL Celebrity Jeopardy episodes that I think you'd get a kick out of, so maybe you'll see those later.

I figure I've got another year or two before I blow this neck of the woods and head for greener pastures. I mean, it's not like there's anything really keeping me here. My game plan is too finish school, bang a couple of Harvard hunnies, and then I've done pretty much everything I've wanted to do in Massachusetts. I've got a couple of places picked out that I'd like to move to, Florida and California being on the top of the list. My whole thing is that I want to move somewhere warm, not only to see hot girls dressed in minimal clothing, but because I hate this cold fucking weather. Right now it's like 40 degrees out and raining, I want 70 and blue skies.

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So I was at the gym tonight, and while I was on the treadmill there was some show called the Bachelor on. All the chicks that were on the treadmills were oohhing and awwing at the gifts this chucklehead gave to all the girls. Near the end of the program he had to narrow down the field from eight hot girls to only four. So they're showing him trying to figure out which girls he's going to keep and shit like that. Then he starts going off about how he couldn't sleep the night before, and this is like the biggest decision he's ever going to make. At that time I had to get off the treadmill cause some muscle head was going to kick my ass, but I just thought to myself that this guy is the lamest mother fucker in the world. The show is trying to make us feel sorrow for him and shit like that, but I wasn't buying it. Not only does he get eight hot girls, but they all want him too! It's not like he's going to pick some girl and then have her run off and do Playboy. So yeah, that's why I don't watch TV anymore. I'm sticking to Kevin Smith movies, and old episodes of Oz from now on.

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Now here's a site that out classes mine by 100%. It's all about chicks who fart and the guys who love them. Some chicks rip them loud and some of them just blast out the foulest smelling farts. But don't take my word for let's see what the seller of these items has to say.

3 Girls farts each other in a room with eating sweetpotato.The girls farts to invation man for its gulty..every farts are very loud and smelly,but invader seems very glad........

Apperance strong Farter 2 girls.. Everytime farts in her house,sometimes her mother get angry for her farting...but she said..Farting is it can't helped..we fart we fart everytime,everyplace... good!!!

Gotta love those Japanese and their wacky habits!! I think I'm in the wrong business though, this guy is selling his farting tapes for like $100 a pop! Who would have thought that chicks farting could be so profitable. I wonder if he's got any videos with girls lighting their farts? Now that my friends, would be fucking priceless.

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I might be going to Boston this weekend, in honor of the whole I hate being in Western Ma during the weekend. It's either that or go to Foxwoods and lose a ton of money that I can't really afford. Either way it should be exciting and I'll document the whole thing. If not I'll probably end up seeing some movie and I'll give you the run down on that. I was going to do a review on Zoolander, but since I only lasted through the first 10 minutes, it's not really fair. Tomorrow I'll post a couple on Chasing Amy and Mallrats.

I added a new section for College Students. It's just some stupid shit that I thought was kind of funny. You might not, but I could really care less so check it out if you're bored. That's all for tonight, check back later for some more less than interesting stuff.

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Tomorrow afternoon me and Wondergirl are taking off for the big city. This will be the first time I've been in NYC since my eighth grade field trip. Hopefully we'll hit up some classy strip clubs and soak in the sites. I'll be bringing the digital camera along the way, so unless I'm mugged you'll be subjected to lots of pictures of me and Sarah doing stupid shit.

Last night was pretty chill. I rented Donnie Darko, a movie I had been meaning to check out since I saw the trailer. It's finally out on video, and you can read my review here. I'm going to be adding more movie reviews to the site, and since I rented Zoolander, that will probably be the next movie that's up here. Eventually I'd like to get all the View Askew movies up there, and some more of my personal favorites.

Since it's spring time out and all I have are winter clothes, I thought now would be a good time to buy some T-Shirts. Now the one thing in the world I hate more than girls who don't put out, is clothes shopping. I fucking hate going to the Holyoke Mall, fighting the crowds and then paying twice as much for a shirt that I should have gotten for half the price. Luckily I cam across Very Bad Shirts last night and my problem was solved. They've got high quality T-Shirts, not those shitty iron-ons. So check out his selection and you're sure to find something you like.

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If any of you are long time readers you'll remember some of the classic wars that I've gotten into in the past. There was of course the battle with Falkware, which was solved pretty quickly. (He's actually got a classy site now so check it out) Then there was Cult Chyldren, some psuedo-goths who tried to steal all my bandwidth. Unfortunately these chuckleheads had no idea what they were doing and ended up looking like fools. Things have been pretty chill lately, with me kind of staying out of the whole scene. But I think it's time to turn it up a notch. There's a couple of sites that I have had my eye on, and in the next couple of weeks I'm hoping that with your help we can have them shut down. I'll get into more detail after I come back from New York, so look forward to that.

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I'll post a little something something later on so keep checking back.

Calling her was a good thing though because it made me realize that we aren't going to get back together, or even have one of those friends with benefits deals. Which is probably for the best. Karen is a hot broad, but there's plenty of hot broads out there. It was fun while it lasted, but I knew it wasn't going to last forever. She's happy now, and even though it isn't with me, I'm happy for her.

So no more talk of Karen, and it's time to move on. Yesterday I finally got a ton of small shit fixed on my car that I should have done a long time ago. The one major thing was that the driver side window didn't go up or down. There was like a 3 inch crack so I had just enough room to ash a cigarette, but when it rained it was enough to soak the seat. So now that it's fixed I can go through drive-up establishments again.

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Ever wanted to see some of the hottest Cam Girls naked and spreading their legs for you? Well, Sweet Apples is the answer. In the few minutes that's I've been browsing through their site I've found enough porn to keep my occupied for weeks. Here's just a small sample of the pics you'll find there.

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Now that AOL Personals suck, and Excite personals aren't as cool as they use to be, I have to go another route in order to bring you pictures of retarded looking people in my area. So I now bring you.... Face the Jury Profiles!!

Sekzplicit - Sekzplicit is an 18 year bi-sexual Italian girl who only likes the black cock. She doesn't talk to white guys so unless you're from like Africa or Puerto Rico it doesn't look like you've got a shot with this girl. Honestly I'm not sure which one is which, but they're both pretty nasty.

SweetUmazGrl - Pretty hot chick from around my neck of the woods. Good thing I'm transferring to that school next year. Dammit though, she doesn't like guys who pick their asses. I wonder how she feels about guys who fart in their hand and then proceed to cover their girlfriends face with it?

Drusilla - Single? What a surprise.....

renp18 - This girl doesn't look that bad. Of course you can't really tell with these pictures. 

MisfitPunk - I think it's in my best interests to stay away from the punk girls for a little bit.

The Hottest Person On Face The Jury - You know it makes all you ladies wet.

There's plenty of other pictures up there, but if you have a profile that you want me to review, send it in. If you're wicked hot, or wicked ugly I'll probably post it.

Good News

On Friday afternoon me and Wondergirl are taking off for the big city. Yes, that's right I'll be trekking into NYC for the weekend. This will be the second weekend in a row that I've gone away. You would think that I hate it here in Western Ma, and you know what? You're totally right. Western Ma is like the fucking lamest place in the world. Once I'm done with school I'm taking off for Florida or California and never looking back. If you think about it, it's the only logical decision. I can stay here and frolic with the cows and horses, or I can go to a place where there is actual shit going on. I figure by the summer of 2004 I'll be out of here and updating this site from a beach somewhere. Hopefully with a hot blonde lying next to me.

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Yeah we've all seen those period pics before, but sometimes you just have to go back to the well and bust out some old school stuff. Even though it's totally fucking nasty, it's all part of the circle of life. 

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If you haven't checked out Shot At Home lately, then you don't know what you're missing. There's this one video with this chick Kristen that blows any girl out of the water. The shit that she does for her husband is unfucking believable, and I can only hope that once I'm married my wife will do half the shit this girl does. Go over to that site and you're almost guaranteed to find a video that you'll like.

That's all for right now. I rented Donnie Darko so I'll probably watch that at some point. Send me some email if you're bored, or send me some tits if you're a chick.

April Fools Mother Fuckers (12:00AM EST) Jack
Well it's Monday night again, so I should put up some sort of update. I promised myself that I'd do a better job updating this site so I have to prove it now. I had a pretty good weekend, involving dog tracks, movies, and lots and lots of beer. It's amazing how much booze I can put away when I really put my mind to it. Speaking of booze, I've actually been learning shit in my drunk driving classes. Did you know that if you're arrested for drunk driving in El Salvador they take you and shoot you like a rabid dog? Makes losing my license a lot less harsh of a punishment.

Today was the big Easter Keg Hunt over at Hampshire college. I don't know about the rest of you, but for Easter I'm normally chilling with the family eating ham and shit like that. But I have to say that trucking through the woods with a extra large Dunkin Donuts cup looking for kegs beats that any day. All in all it was a successful venture as we found a lot of booze, and even some naked people. Luckily I only fell once, and only got lost on the way back to the Hampshire campus. I've got a couple pictures that I might post later on today, the best one being the crowd of Hampshire students surrounding the Guiness keg.

Saturday night the Web Pig was supposed to swing down to our neck of the woods, but he never made it. You can check out his story over at Internet Gossip, but honestly I've come up with better lies than that.

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That was one of the hot girls who go to UCF. I tell you people, they don't make broads up here like they do down there. Every chick looks like a model, and they're always dressed like they're about to go clubbing. Florida has officially become my happy place.

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Wow, it's been a good day for fan signs. I hope all you ladies keep the signs coming.

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It's been a little slow on the dating scene so I figure the more porn that I post the better. I'm pretty sure the chick that I went out with on Monday blocked me on her AIM list, so it looks like I wont be getting any from her. I guess she didn't like what I posted on my site. Oh well, not like I'm going to lose any sleep over it. Truthfully I'm looking forward to taking a little time off from relationships. Of course normally when I do that I find some one that I really want to spend time with. I wasn't looking for any type of relationship at all when I met Karen, and we lasted like 5 or 6 months, so anything can really happen.

I put a bunch of chicks in the cam portals, so if you're bored check them out. Maybe if I can get my cam to work with Windows XP I'll update my image. For now you're just stuck with the boobs from Gothic Pleasures. Not that it's a bad thing.

I'm going to go watch Training Day now, but check back later on for more random, pointless shit.....