Women on the Web

    I don't know if you guys watch as much TV as I do, but if you do, you might have seen G4TV's Women of the Web segment. I guess if everyone watched as much TV as I did, there would be little that got done in the world. If you don't know who G4TV is, I can't really blame you, it's kind of like the Golf Channel, but with less viewers. The good thing about G4TV is, they're owned by the same people that own SpikeTV, so they're doing a lot of the same material that Spike does, but since they're more fringe, they do a lot more edgy stuff than Spike does. And since Spike is already edgy, G4TV gets into the realms that we're all interested in.

    One of my favorite interviews from Women of the Web was with Ariel Rebel, and it's not just for the reasons that you're thinking. Well.. the main reason is what you're thinking. She's fucking cute as hell, and I feel a little dirtier every time I look at her. Until the interview that is. After watching it, all I have to say is, she's got the porn thing wrapped up. Not only was she smart with putting her own web site together, she's getting other girls into the mix and managing their websites. She learned real quick on how to make money with her pussy, and that ain't a bad thing. Just one thing though.. skate boards? Come on..

    Not to switch notes too quickly, but I want to touch on a little subject that the professionals like to call Penis Power. I have learned soo much through the video embedded below, I can honestly say that it's best way to invest the next ten minutes of you're life. ( unless you're doing something more valuable with your time, like clipping your toe nails ) Did you know that there's women in the world that are honestly hooked on cum?! Not only did I learn a lot, but I was left with questions. Like.. if not all penises are created equal, am I more equal or less equal than others? Am I 'hitting the walls and working the middle' properly? Have I ever properly 'owned' a vagina? I can't honestly say, and maybe I never will be able to, but I need to know these things. Actually, this video is making me a little sad.

    I've got to tell you though.. next time I'm all up in it, and working the middle with the legs spread wide, I'm going to sure as shit make her tell me who owns that vagina!