Today we're checking out Euro Humpers.com. I decided to switch it over from Euro Sex Parties for the new year. It's not that Euro Sex Parties is a bad site.. not at all. It's actually pretty fucking good. It's just that I've been on it for a while now, and I wanted to switch it up a little. I definitely wanted to stay on a site that had girls with that Euro look to them. I couldn't honestly tell you who it hotter, a European porn star or an American one, but sometimes I'm just looking for that European pussy. Not as often as I look for that Asian pussy, but it's nice to have some in your back pocket when you want it. I just know the first names of these girls. I know, I'm a bitch.
"If there's a band in Boston playing a better, More broken-down, nastier, ballsier brand of frustrated, tightwire sex and drugs garage-rock than the dogs, they'd be well advised to speak now or forever shut their trap."