Japanese Vacation!

    So now that Christmas is over, it's time to start thinking about the new year. There's a few things that happen for me every new year, and one of the first things that I do is hate myself a little more than I did last year. I like to ramp it up a little every year, so that way I know exactly how much self loathing I should do every day. It's really just too much work to check your emotional state at the beginning of every day, so if I just say, This year will be 23% self loathing.. I know exactly how to handle it. I usually point all of my hatred directly onto my penis, so this year I should be masturbating about three and a half hours a day. Hey, I never said self loathing was a bad thing. The second thing that I happens every new year is I get to punch my girlfriend square in the face. She gives me one good shot per year, so I like to take it right in the beginning. ( Well, that part could have been a dream I had last night, but I'm planning on running the idea past her today and she what she says about it. )

    One of the big things that are happening this year, is my passport is running out. When I first got it, I was dead set on filling the whole thing up with stamps from the countries I've been, and the first few years were pretty good. After that though, a few things happened, and I stopped traveling. But, in the back of my mind, there was always one country that kept me wanted to sell it all and buy another plane ticket, Japan. This fucking country takes everything that we all love about porn and takes it three steps further, and I love everything about it.

    Now don't get me wrong, this shit is not for everyone. Half of it isn't even for me. I guess it can't be. When you take something like porn, and run in 8000 different directions, there's going to be some paths that you don't want to travel down. Take for instance the 'Japanese Vacation' - where the first person vomits into the second person's mouth, and then proceeds to receive it back from the first person. Now, just because some fucked up fetish is named after a place, it doesn't make that place the porn capital of the world. ( otherwise Cleveland would be pretty high on the list ) It just seems that they have more of this shit that any other place I know. And not only do they put this shit out there, they have enough people buying it, it turns it into a major industry. Now, I know that I'm preaching to the quire over here. If you've been on the internet for more than 5 minutes at a time, you all know what I'm talking about. I'm just telling you, I want to get back there, and quickly. Am I the only one that thinks that normal porn is too normal sometimes? Am I just looking at it too much? I have no idea, but there's one thing that I can say. I think that I'm going to be using my passport one more time before I'm cutting it up.

    One of the other things that I want to do for the new year is get all of my porn subscriptions in a line. I honestly couldn't tell you right now which sites that I have subscriptions too, and which I've dropped. I go back and forth so much it would make your head spin. The only thing I can positively say is I got rid of all my magazine subscriptions as soon as I got my first computer. That shit was basically a 2,000 dollar porn machine. And to be honest, it's just gotten worse since then. At least the prices of computers has gone down since then, and the porn's gotten more plentiful. It just doesn't change the fact that porn's about all I use this thing for. Getting my subscriptions in order is going to be a little bitch though. Maybe I should just scrap everything and start over. Anyone out there have any favorite sites that they want to recommend? If you have anything that you haven't seen here before, that would be great. New is always better for me for some reason.

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