Today we're checking out Mike's Apartment. Now, I don't know if he own's the whole apartment building or if he's got a shit load of roommates, but I don't know one thing. There are a lot of women that are behind on their rent and he's about to take it out of their ass. I got to tell you, he must have a shit load of money to always be covering someone else's rent. I do really like his pad though. The place is definitely a nice layout. Hard wood floors, big master bed room, great kitchen, endless supply of pussy, shit's got it all. Now, if the building had a McDonald's on the first floor and a strip club across the street, that would pretty much be the best apartment in the world.
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