Today we're checking out the site Big Tits In Sports to continue on the tit roll that we're on right now. I think the sport of the day today, is porn. And in my humble opinion, porn is one of the greatest sports in the whole world. It's a lot like GLOW, but all the women are better looking, there's a lot more wrestling, everyone ends up naked, and there's usually a penis involved.
Imagine if porn was an Olympic sport? I know Russia would be down for that. Japan would definitely be in. I don't know if I would want Germany to be in. We would have to keep Brazil out, or they would win every ass category by default. We would have to rename the Pole Vault, because the porn section would need to use it. I would definitely have to be a judge for that..
"If there's a band in Boston playing a better, More broken-down, nastier, ballsier brand of frustrated, tightwire sex and drugs garage-rock than the dogs, they'd be well advised to speak now or forever shut their trap."