Are the women from Brazil really as good looking as they want us to think they are?? I mean, if you check out google, you're pretty much going to have a hard time searching for a girl from Brazil that looks ugly. I'm not saying they're all perfect 10s or anything like that. But, it's like their average is much higher than ours. Who the fuck knows I guess. They could keep all the ugly ones in a cage somewhere so as not to scare of the tourists. Or they're not allowed within a mile of the beach. I guess Mike would know. Because Mike's in Brazil. Of course, you never see Mike anymore. You always see Tony. I mean like, who the fuck is Tony? And why do I give a shit that he's in Brazil?
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