Panties and Fannies

    Where the hell was I on this site? How long has Panties and Fannies.com been around? Why haven't I heard about it until now? You know, this is a two way street people. You have to tell me about these things if I'm missing them. Better late than never I guess. You can all guess what the site is about by the title, so I'm not really going to go into how it's an ass lovers site. And I'm not going to go into how they have some of the finest pussy on the net right now. What I want to get into is this question. Why the hell can't I control my eyes every time there's a fine ass in the same room?! I mean, it's like fucking laser beams every time one walks by! I'm not even nonchalant about this shit either. I mean, if I could have shoved my face in these things, and not got arrested, there would be permanent jean marks on my forehead by now. And that's where the shit comes out! I'm worse with the part that you're supposed to shove your dick.

Dat ass!