Tug and Suck!

     About the only thing good that ever came out of Canada besides maple syrup is a movie called Rub and Tug. It's your average story about hot massage therapists that want to keep giving 'happy endings' but their boss wants them to stop. ( like that would ever happen ) So, when I saw the site Tug and Suck, I naturally thought to myself - yea, massage therapy porn! Well, I was close. It has everything except the massages at the beginning ( and the talking that happens in-between the good parts ). And the shitty boss that keeps popping in trying to step on everyone's fun. And the fucked up asian chick that's a couple of crayons short of a box. ( which is a real downer because she was one of my favorite parts of the movie. )

If they keep sucking, I'll keep tugging.. ( which I'm sure is a good mental pic for everyone )