Ice Cream Bang Bang!

     Great or greatest pimp mobile of all time? Today we're checking out the site Ice Cream Bang Bang.com. ( I know, the names just keep getting better and better ). Now, I know what you're thinking. 'Just another porn site', right? You're wrong. This is an educational site. I was learning while I was on this site. Like, 'Ice cream, is pretty much never free'. And, 'Cheerleaders will do anything for a push-pop'. This is valuable material you're going to need for the rest of your life. And I'm not just talking about things that will get you laid either. I'm talking about things like, 'Velvet with a cow pattern on it is great insulation for a freezer', and 'Always tint your windows'. Real world stuff.

I got to get me a kidnap van.