So today we're checking out the site Facial Fest.com. Part of the Bang Bros network, ( the, we're going to give you all our sites for the price of one people ) you know this site is only bringing the hottest pussy from around the world. And, I don't know where they found this guy, but it's like he saves up for a week before he dumps his load squarely on their face. I've never unleashed that much in my life. Which brings me to a question that I have about the site. It always seems to take place in one particular office. ( there are a lot of the same angles too, just with different women, so things get predictable relatively quick ) And I never see any tarp down or anything. Which tells me, they're either bringing in a carpet cleaner every other day to clean the place up, or they got like, 10 years of sex stains on the carpet just stinking up the place. Who knows.
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