Monday June 16 - 2003
Monday June 16 - 2003
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Posted By: IWANG Jack
Posted: 6/16/2003 4:30:59 PM
I Need To Learn How To Play Golf (9:00PM EST) Jack
I was kind of hoping that this weekend would never end. I had an awesome time at the Red Sox game, thanks for asking. We had great seats, the sun was shining, and the game lasted 14 innings. It sucks when they stop serving booze in the seventh, but hey what can ya do. I got to see a couple of fights in the bleachers, and the Red Sox won so all was good that day.
As much as I'm looking forward to summer, I'm going to have to get my learn on for at least a month in July. I'm taking this bullshit programming class, and since it's for big dorks like myself, the chances of there being any hot broads in there is slim to none. The class itself is only a month and runs from 8 till 10 in the morning, so I guess it's not too bad. I'll keep ya updated on how it goes.
Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"
"Doc, what can I do?"
"Eat 1 link of sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Habanero peppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, 1 huge box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
Bob asks, "Will that cure me?"
Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is really for."
Aquarius261985: Hi :-)
iwangworld: where you from?
Aquarius261985: North Attleboro
iwangworld: i heard the girls from there put out
Aquarius261985: Oh really..LoL.. Well im not orginally from here soo
iwangworld: where you from originally?
Aquarius261985: Mansfield Haha
iwangworld: yeah the bigger sluts are from mansfield
iwangworld: what do you like to do for fun?
Aquarius261985: Oh really
Aquarius261985: UM, Beach,Mall,Friends,Party, shit like that ya know
Aquarius261985: wat about u
iwangworld: hits the bars go gambling
iwangworld: fuck girls from North Attleboro
Aquarius261985: I c
Aquarius261985: how old are u
Aquarius261985: ur 12 but u get into bars..
iwangworld: i have an awesome id
iwangworld: how old r u?
Aquarius261985: i bet
iwangworld: not bad
iwangworld: i like older women
iwangworld: you do anal?
Aquarius261985: never tried it
iwangworld: i bet you munch carpet
iwangworld: not even once?
iwangworld: make out with a girl?
Aquarius261985: ya ive done that
iwangworld: did you like it?
Aquarius261985: it was aight
iwangworld: so how did it happen?
Aquarius261985: Dont really remember we were drunk and someone told us to do it
iwangworld: and what were you wearing?
Aquarius261985: dont know it was a long time ago
iwangworld: cheerleader outfits
iwangworld: that's pretty hot
iwangworld: so are you shaved?
iwangworld: like totally shaved?
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