Monday June 16 - 2003

Posted By: IWANG Jack

Posted: 6/16/2003 4:30:59 PM

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I Need To Learn How To Play Golf (9:00PM EST) Jack
Click on the picture for a larger and much better picture of the streaker from the 103rd U.S. Open championship. It's too bad computer dorks like myself never get treated to girls running up to me half naked. Someday the beautiful women of the world will look at me and feel the need to strip, get down on their knees, and give me good head. Until that day I guess I'll just have to be satisfied with Monica, and yes, she does give excellent head.

I was kind of hoping that this weekend would never end. I had an awesome time at the Red Sox game, thanks for asking. We had great seats, the sun was shining, and the game lasted 14 innings. It sucks when they stop serving booze in the seventh, but hey what can ya do. I got to see a couple of fights in the bleachers, and the Red Sox won so all was good that day.

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As much as I'm looking forward to summer, I'm going to have to get my learn on for at least a month in July. I'm taking this bullshit programming class, and since it's for big dorks like myself, the chances of there being any hot broads in there is slim to none. The class itself is only a month and runs from 8 till 10 in the morning, so I guess it's not too bad. I'll keep ya updated on how it goes.

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."