Kung Fu Whores

Now this is what I've been looking for. Kung Fu Whores.com takes two of my great loves, slutty asian chicks and porn, and puts them together some of the worst puns that the intarweb has seen in years. With sayings like 'Twat Kun Do', and more references to 'me love you long time' than you can shake a stick at, you'll be overjoyed at the fact that you never actually read any of the shit that people write on porn sites any ways. In fact, you're probably not even reading anything that I'm writing right now. I could be writing the cure for cancer and it wouldn't matter. None of this actually matters. I'm going to go kill myself now.

Some of the girls on the site are straight up asian.

But some, on the other hand, seem more Latina to me.

But when there this hot, who the fuck cares.

And some of the hottest asses this side of China Town.

It's like this girl doesn't quite know how to make porn yet.

It's tough to see a boob job go bad.

Doesn't that just make you want re-fried beans? Maybe it's just me.

Best ass on the site award.

She's just happy to do porn.

All I have to say is, thank god for leather.

Check out the Kung Fu movies that should be made!