Don't Let the Shit Get You Down

Posted By: IWANG Donald

Posted: 12/3/2000 1:43:00 PM

Comments: 0

From: Sean
Subject: Don't Let Shit Get You Down
Hey dude - reading up on your stuff on "Dating or the Single Life"...I know exactly where you are coming from. I'm 23 and gonna hit 24 in 4 months. I went to community college for 1.5 years and got a crappy little certificate from them (not even a real degree) because I didn't want to spend a bunch of time in classes that would be of no use. After working 3rd shift for 20 months, in April I went back to days and now work for a major bank's credit card operation. It's decent money.

Same here. I hate taking classes that I'll never use. The fucked up thing is that I've learned more at my job in the last year and a half then I have taking any classes at college. 

Like you, I'm Irish - I'm 100% Irish, at that. Don't know about you. The dance thing from me doesn't look very good either. I try to attribute it to an injury I got back in high school, but I'm just fooling myself.

I might have to use that line next time I get invited to a club. I can't dance for shit, and it's too late for me to learn. Only 50% Irish, the rest is polish. I'm just a stupid drunk. 

Throughout this whole period, my sex life has sucked. It is really hard to have any life at all while working 3rd shift. I was banging a buddy's wife for a while, but that got old, since she was falling in love with me (this was not around his back, it was actually with his permission - she wanted sausage from someone else and he trusted me to do it). 

LOL!

I went back to school recently (carrying 10 credits) and Aced 2 classes right away, and am trying to Ace the 3rd. This is in the hopes of getting grant money to go to UCF in Orlando Florida. I currently live in Illinois and let me tell you - this place sucks ass. All the girls are idiots around here. I know you're looking for a smart woman - so am I - I want some one who isn't all tits and no brains, especially 'cause around here all those girls are only into gangbangers.

Growing up on Cape Cod there were a few different cliques. There was the surfer type, which I kind of hung out with, the metal heads, and the wanna-g's. There are a few more but they are just sub categories of that list. Up here in western ma, my surfer style doesn't really blend in with whole redneck and gangster image. So I've either got to get some FUBU gear, or maybe some overalls and a straw hat.

I'm starting anew down there in Florida because dammit, if I'm going back to school, the girls are going to be wearing less clothing this time around. When I explain that to some of my professors, they say thats' the most truthful reason they've ever heard.

That's hilarious! Forget about Westfield State, I'm just going to apply to Florida, Hawaii, and UCLA.

Good luck when you get into dorm life - I personally plan on being the dude who buys all the beer and charges 25% overhead for purchasing. Gotta put myself through school somehow. :) Hopefully you'll find some intelligent chick who actually makes you smile again.

25% and charge every one for rides. You'll cover your tuition in a couple of weeks. 

Best of luck,

Chief