An Extra Hour to Beat Off

Posted By: IWANG Matt

Posted: 10/26/2003 2:00:33 AM

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What a fucking waste.

I hooked up with my buddy Zeke and we went down to a club in Saugus called Rain (you can check out the club here - http://www.rainnightlife.com/ ).  The club was loud, the music was hopping, and the chicks were dirty.  I love how as I get older and older the chicks out clubbing wear less and less.  By the time I'm 30, I hope that the chicks are wearing bandaids (well, except for the fat ones).

Anyway, Zeke and I are talking to these three chicks who goto BU and were up in the North Shore for the first time.  This one chick, Karen, seemed real nice.  Not a phenominal looker, but solid.  She had a great rack and an amazing ASS.  Like most clubs on a Saturday, it's too loud to really talk, but I got to find out a little bit about her: 21, senior, from Southie (which is normally a negative), no boyfriend, etc.  Her and I and Zeke and one of her friends were doing a little dancing - both of us were probably thinking a little too much about the opportunities for getting some ass tonight, and we forgot one cardinal rule of being out in a group:

THE LAW OF EVEN NUMBERS

You see, I was with Karen, Zeke with some other chick, and that's right:

3 <> 2

The third girl was feeling left out and instead of being happy on the sidelines or hooking up with some other guy, she decided to get upset with her friends.  We forgot one of the cardinal rules of trying to score at a bar - if you see a group of three girls and you only have two guys in your group, one chick will get jealous and fuck it up for everyone. 

So, needless to say, by 1 or so, they leave and Zeke and I are left with one napkin and two numbers on it.  So if you're a guy and you're going out, bring more guys than you need and split up or have some bail if you hook up with a smaller group - it'll increase your chances of getting laid.

At least I'm just glad I got to turn the clocks back today for daylight savings time.  Instead of it being 3 now, it's only 2.  I guess instead of a nice tit wank tonight, I'll just have to take care of things myself, get an extra hour of sleep and try again tomorrow.