Is Your Dick Bigger than You Thought?

Posted By: IWANG Matt

Posted: 10/25/2003 1:08:20 AM

Comments: 0

Hey pencil dick, ever wonder if you truly "measure up"?  Well, there's some good news for all of you out there worried about the size of your cock.  Yes, there are pills which claim that you can add inches to your penis.  And, there's always Levitra or Viagra to try out.  However, this news is not about your prick getting any bigger, it's that everyone is getting smaller.  During the 1940's, studies were performed which stated that the average penis size was between 6.2 & 6.4 inches.  However, 60 years later, it's become apparent that their study was a little off - and the good news for guys with little dicks like you is the fact that the average penis is actually smaller than we had thought.  In fact, according to ABC News, the average erect penis is only 5.877 inches, or about the size of a Butterfinger candy bar.

Unfortunately, at the same time that men can rejoice in the fact that their cocks might be slightly bigger than they thought, many men have to deal with the fact that they are just getting fatter and fatter.

So what happens now if your're a chick talking to a friend about a future blind date, and your girlfriend tells you he's got a fattie, do you think there's a better chance she's talking about his cock or his belly.