September 2002 Archives

Of course when night falls I am a completely different person. I frequent popular clubs and drink a lot. I find myself drawn to guys who really have no future for themselves but, are amazing in the bedroom. I am very independent and rarely hook up with somebody on the count of what they drive or who they know. I prefer to think of myself as above these social standards. Although, when it comes to my own, I am very into what I wear and drive, and own. I am a Taurus so I love lavishing my self in that which is luxurious. So, I have a kind of decked out apartment and I dress sexy in more lame terms.

That is enough background for now. Now, I am going to tell you about last night. Last night was Sunday, opening day for football season. Blah, that really means nothing to me although I do see myself as the kind of girl that would be serving the beer and chips while my guy watched the game with his buddies. I try not to be conventional but, watching sports is a man’s nature. Well, anyway I didn’t go out on Saturday, so I planned to party Sunday. I was thinking Canada because then all the men wouldn’t be mindless balls of mush, drinking beer and staring at a giant television screen suspended above the bar. I planned on taking a group of girlfriends but, ended up taking only my close friend Deanna.

Deanna and I hadn’t spoken for a couple weeks so I was excited to party with her. She is very outgoing; on top of that she is a bombshell. Of course she doesn’t know that I think of her in that way. She knows I am bi but, she does not know I am attracted to her. I like her tight butt! She works out a lot I think. Anyway, we get all dressed up. While we are dressing I flirt with her like crazy. I swear she knows I want her but, likes the way I flatter her so pretends not to notice. We leave her place in her car. Her car is awesome a sleek silver Mercedes Benz. It is a cheaper class but, still a piece of work let me tell you. I feel like a million dollars getting out of it. We turned heads last night. It was a big night at the clubs we were at too. They were overcrowded with football fans; I guess you have to travel around the world to get away from that game. That was ok with me though because there were mad cuties about and I was looking to get hooked up.

We bounced around from bar to bar and eventually settled down at a slower joint. From the moment I walked into the place I had my eye on this quiet guy sitting at the end of the bar. Of course just my luck though, every other girl in the place was after him too. The funny thing was, he wasn’t going for any of the cute little ladies that were desperately trying to get his attention. I figured he must be gay. I love gay guys though so I figured I would go talk to him. Maybe he could tell me some funny stories or we could exchange oral sex stories like in that movie Chasing Amy. I grabbed my drink and walked over and tapped him on the shoulder. Definitely, not gay those eyes went straight for my breasts. Well, maybe not I mean I was showing off a lot that night, guy or girl I think would have made the same mistake. We made eye contact. Again a siren is going off in my head. Definitely not gay, this guy is staring to deep or something. I swear I wanted to jump him right there. Images of an empty barroom, standing grabbing throwing me against the bar. Ripping my cloths off me, leaving my heals on. Okay get a grip….I manage to start a conversation. Although I can’t remember what I said, must have been good though because he grabbed me a chair.

I find that most guys are hottest when they don’t talk, this guy was no exception. But, he was really really hot so I pretended not to notice that he was the most pretentious little shit I had ever met. From the moment I met him he was very touchy. He sat with his hand on my thigh most of the night, which was fine with me though. I liked the way he touched me. Eventually, and I am not going to go into detail cause this is getting very long, we were in the back of the bar making out like crazy. I am not big on PDA so we moved it out to his car. I was very drunk and Horney and I wanted to fuck him right there in the back of his car but, I don’t let my fantasies get the best of me. I settled for a lot of groping and foundling for a little while. Man, how bad did I want to unzip his fly and see what he had to offer? Words can’t express! I asked him if he lived alone and if we could go back to his place.

NOTE: I never take strangers back to my apartment! In between kisses and with his hand cupped around my breast he managed to stutter, “No, I live at home with my girlfriend.” Pause, and then “Wait a second.” Apparently, it had never occurred to this perfect gentleman that a woman is a beautiful and sacred thing and that I would never ever participate in the braking of one’s heart. So, I told him that and he took off. And, that was the end of that. On the drive home I asked Deanna if she has ever had a sexual experience with another women and she said no, then paused and in a drunken half whisper she said, “well actually yes, once.” Apparently Deanna had diked it out with another girl during summer camp when she was fifteen years old. Hmmmm, I asked her if she liked it and she told me to knock it off. So, I rested my head on her shoulder and slept for the ride home. Another night alone, but, I plan to get laid by this weekend.

Well on Saturday night I was putting together my dresser, and when I went to stand up something in back popped. I screamed out in pain like a little girl, and pretty much just fell on the floor. Since that night I haven't been able to move correctly. I really don't want to have to do go to the chiropractor, but if this shit doesn't clear up on its own, I'm going to have to bite the bullet and do it. I guess the only upside to having a fucked up back, is it makes convincing Monica to give me hour long back massages a whole hell of a lot easier.

On Saturday I posted that I needed some new writers, and I got a ton of responses. I'll putting up some detailed bios as soon as I get them, but here is what I have so far.

High School Broad - I've got a girl that's in high school that's going to be writing about her romantic endeavors. This should be interested because I feel that half of my audience is under the age of 18, even though kids totally shouldn't be on this website.

Hot College Chick - I was really surprised by this one. I got an email with a picture of a hot chick attached. She said she'd love to write about her love life and shit like that. Hopefully this will work out, cause I'd really like to get her advice on things.

Out of college girl - I still need a girl to fill this position. I'd like a chick that's out of college and either single or in a relationship. Send me an email if you're that girl.

I've also got a couple movie reviewers and those should be posted rather shortly. Over the course of the next year I'd like to build a pretty extensive movie review collection. Email me if you're interested in contributing. 

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So school has started back up, and it looks like it's going to be a good semester. My math class has about 10 people in it, and there's like only me and one other guy in the class. I'm going to try and use my charm and wit to con some girl into giving me free math lessons this semester. Honestly I don't think it's going to be that tough, I just need to sit down like three times a week and actually do some homework. That means no more Civ 3 for a couple weeks though. It's too bad too, because I was just about to nuke the Aztecs, while they could only fight back with spear chuckers and archers.

I think one of the most entertaining sites on the net right is Crazy Fucked Up Shit. I normally don't read that many websites, but this one kept my attention for at least a half hour or so. The best thing about it is that it condenses all the top top stories from the E / N scene. It's almost like Talk Soup for the internet community. Once you're finished with the main page, head over to the forums where you'll find a shit load of advice, comments, stories, and just wicked cool discussion.

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The big 24th birthday is coming up in 11 days, so start buying me shit off my wishlist! It would be wicked cool to actually get something off of that, even though I know it's never going to happen. But hey a brother can dream can't he?

I think for my birthday I'm hitting up the casino with my peeps, so if I go I'm sure I'll take some pictures. Hopefully taking some pictures of me winning a couple of thousand dollars. Of course I'm going to go in looking like the money, and get all sorts of comp shit. Maybe I'll even bring a couple of beautiful babies along with me, and they'll give daddy the presidential suite.

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XxMandy20xX - Now here's a chick that I would fuck. Why the hell do I goto Westfield State when all the hot girls are at UMASS?

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liltulip420 - You can tell this chick is a big fan of the push up bra. Too bad the cleavage she's showing is the only thing she's got going for her.

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Well I think that's all for today. My back is killing me and I really need a long massage from the woman. Check back though throughout the day as I'll be tweaking some of the code on the site.

5 Movie Reviewers -  I'm looking for about 5 people who really like movies. I want to start a movie review section on the site, and I need some people to do reviews. They can be standard Siskel & Ebert shit, or they can be humorous type reviews. Send in some submissions, and I'll be get in touch with you.

20 Something Year Old Female - I would like to add a little estrogen to this page every once in awhile. If you're a female college student, and would like to write some articles please send me an email. I'm looking for a girl who doesn't mind writing about her sex and dating life. If you're interested, I may also ask that you give out some advice to the virgins that read the page.

Programmer - I'm looking for a programmer who is very good with PHP. I've got some projects I'd like to implement and I don't have the time to do it myself right now. Of course you'll be paid for your work, and anything that you need advertised would be on the house. Email if you're interested, and I'll tell you exactly what I need.

That's pretty much it for right now. In the future I'll be adding some video game reviews and other cool stuff. If you need to get in touch with me, just send an email or an instant message at iwangdotcom.

Back to School (12:00PM EST) Jack
It's that time of year again where I start taking classes. This semester looks like it should be pretty interesting, and I'm kind of looking forward to it. I'm going to have to have my A game on, but that shouldn't be a problem. My Calculus class meets just two days a week, and then I've got an Economics class on Thursday nights. I'm taking a couple of online classes too, but those are usually pretty easy. 

So my birthday is coming up, and it would be wicked nice of you people to buy me something off my wish list. Next time you're checking out all this free porn, just remember that I'm a porn college student trying to make it in a white man's world. It's tough coming up with interesting stuff each day, and finding the best porn on the net. Plus I just moved into a new place, and I have like zero cash, a little something off there would really help me out. 

So the weekend is here, and it's time to kick back and relax. Wondergirl is back in Massachusetts, so hopefully I'll get to see her at some point. I miss those nights over at Hampshire college, but the semester is just starting, so I'm sure there will be plenty of drunken web cam sessions. Now the only problem this year, is that I've got a girlfriend who doesn't know about this website. The last thing I need is to have some one mention the site, and then I'm going to have to kiss serious ass. What do you people think though? Should I tell her about the site even though it's going to cause serious problems, or should I just keep it a secret because it's only going to cause problems? I'd say I'm interested in your opinions, but I'm really not.

Now that I've got everything settled in my new place, I'm really starting to like it. Monica helped out with the girlie stuff like making sure that shit matched, but all in all it's a classy place. There's more than enough space for me and my peeps, and nothing is broken yet. Hopefully I can keep it nice for a year. As long as the woman is around, it should be pretty easy.

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So it's been about 4 months since me and Monica started going out. It's normally about this time in all my relationships that things start falling apart. I don't know if the same thing will happen with us, but we seem to be going along pretty well. We've had a couple of minor fights, but nothing really that serious. The one time she was super upset at me happened about a month ago. We had just made the sex, and I guess I kind of passed out right afterward. During the course of the night she tried to wake me up a couple of times. I must have been exhausted, because I don't remember anything. I also might have said some semi-mean things to her while I was sleeping. At one point she got up to go to the bathroom, and I said "Where the fuck are you going?" 

By the end of the night after trying to wake me up a couple of times, she got a little pissed. So when it was time for me take her home, I woke up and saw that she had a super bitter face on. Instead of being the sensitive boyfriend, I blurted out something like "What the hell is your problem?" This of course didn't make things better, and made for a very quiet ride back to her place. We made up in the morning, when she finally told me what was bothering her. As far as fights go, it was pretty lame, and we moved past it pretty quickly. The whole thing could have been averted, if only I had been a little nicer. It's too bad I'm a total prick when I first wake up. 

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Hmm, so what else should I leave you with before I take off for the weekend? I could post some more porn, talk about my relationships, or maybe just post some random links. Internet Gossip is having a Battle of the Boobs, but I was doing that way back when. I don't know, I'm going to have to start writing more stuff I think. Maybe one of these weekends I'll whole myself in my apartment and write that fucking novel I've always been talking about. If that non pussy getting mother fucker can write a book and get it published, I don't see why I can't.

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I suppose that's it for today. I might try and post some videos tomorrow, and throw a hundred more pictures into the members section.

Speaking of Monica, I have to say this chick has really got me. On Sunday she helped me schlep a bunch of boxes up to the third floor in my new place. I gave her the easy ones of course, but she still helped out a ton. Then after helping me unpack all day long, she cooked me a nice dinner and then let me make the sex with her. Three times no less...

So yes life is wicked good. I start school again today, I've got my own place, I've got a hot girlfriend, and this site is still semi-popular. I really can't complain about anything that is going on. I've got some new ideas for the site, and some new stuff for the members section. It should be a fun season, and who knows it may be the last one too. I've taken this site pretty far, and it's come a long way since the beginning days of IWANG. But who knows, as of right now Monica doesn't know about the site, and I'd totally like to keep it that way. But you can't keep a secret like this hidden forever, so I could totally be ready to sell in another year. We'll see what happens though...

So enough jibber-jabber for right now... let's get to the porn!

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Today is going to be a wicked long day seeing as how I have work, and then school until 9 o'clock or so tonight. I've made a vow though, to really take this semester seriously and do my best. I would totally like to pull off 4 A's this semester, and I know if I really buckle down I can do it. I've got a smart girlfriend who totally make sure that I stay in line too. With a little motivation, I'm sure I can pull it off.

I'm kind of looking forward to school starting up though... not like I don't have a million other things going on though. Between studying for the A+ test, normal schoolwork, spending time with the woman, hanging out with friends, and then squeezing out an update or two, my schedule is pretty jam packed. I'd really like to win the fucking lottery, build a house, and just retire. I can dream can't I?

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Since I'm all out of shit to talk about it's time for the Face the Jury profiles. This is basically where I take a look at some of the girls in the Western MA area and make fun of their profiles. Every once in awhile I actually find a hot chick, but the chances of that happening are very slim to none.

miggsy79 - I can't really tell if this girls is hot or not. She's wearing a bikini which is a good thing, but her face looks kind of fucked up. She's what I would like to call "good from far... but far from good."

lickmybrain - This girl is like 16 so she is a prime candidate for the Future Whore of the Week Award. I'd give her another year living in Springfield before she's pregnant with some Puerto Ricans kid.

breakingme - Now this girl puts two places that I lived on her profile. She looks doable, and I'm sure after a six-pack or so she'd look even better. She's 5'4 and that's like the perfect height. Perfect for resting my beer on top of her head.

TruthHurts - I'm not really sure about this broad. She looks like she could be fun in the sac, but she might be a little too alternative for my tastes. Who knows though... some of these goth and punk rock chicks look pretty good once they take off the ugly clothes and wash that shit off their faces. Of course some of them look even worse once you get that stuff off.

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