February 2003 Archive

Wasting Time (5:00PM EST) Jack
Well, it's the end of long week, and for your viewing pleasure I've got a huge update to keep you satisfied until Monday. I've busy weekend planned, so I doubt I'll have enough time to post more stuff for you peeps, but I guess you never know. Tonight me and Monica are going to the Casino, and she better hit it big, otherwise I wont be able to pay the rent this month.  She usually does really good on the slots, so I'll give her $100 and she what she can do with it. She's my good luck charm because she normally doubles whatever I put in her pocket.

Since we got back together, things have been wicked cool. There's no stress, no fighting, and it's all been smooth so far. Of course it's only been a week, so I've got plenty of time to fuck it up. If we can make it through this weekend, I doubt there will be any serious problems in the near future. 

I love it when college girls get all slutty after their freshmen year... Especially this one chick called Rachael. She put together a nice little site for you all to check out. Here's just a small sample of what's on her page.

- Gallery #1 - Gallery #2 - Gallery #3 - Gallery #4 - 

Fucking hot huh?? Sometimes I wish I could go back to high school / college and do it all over again. If you didn't know,  I was a big fucking dork when I was in school. Sure I got laid and shit like that, but if I could go back knowing what I know now then I would be a fucking Mac Daddy. Girls would be wetting their panties if they saw me walking down the hall. Of course I lost all my good looks after I reached my 20s.... The beer gut got bigger, and the hair started turning grey. Luckily I found Monica and she accepts for me the balding overweight love machine that I am. Or maybe she just likes the fact that I let her get on top and do all the work. I think I was type most of the time I would have crushed her already. 

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I've been so bored with the Internet lately that I'm really thinking about bailing out of this whole scene together. There's only like a handful of site that I read now.. Here's a little rundown of my daily internet reading.

	I'm still a big fan of this no matter how many people want to blast it. It's always good for a read at lunch time, even if some of the stories are a little farfetched. Webpig has done a great job, and the site has really come a long way since it's very beginning.
	Mia's site is probably the only cam girl's page that I could actually read. It doesn't that she's one of the hottest cam girls on the net either. She really does have it all... Smarts, sense of humor, and a really fine looking ass.
	Probably the best movie site out there. This is usually my first stop after I've logged on. Check it out if you're into movies, video games, DVDs, and any other entertainment stuff.

If you'd like to have your site featured here, just send me an email with your URL and a screenshot. I'll take a look at all submissions, so it really can't hurt to send it in.

There's a ton of new movie trailers for you check out. Here's some that look pretty good to me.

- X2 - 28 Days Later - Phone Booth - The Hulk - Willard -

I actually haven't been to the movies in awhile. I think the last one I saw was the LOTR sequel, and that almost put me to sleep. I know I'll probably get blasted for saying that, but it really wasn't my type of movie. I had never read the books or anything, and the movie just an hour too long. Maybe the fact that I could never make it through the first one, should have warned me that I would barely make it through this one. I'm a big Star Wars fanboy, so maybe that's the whole problem right there.

Hump Day (2:00PM EST) Jack
Today has been the longest day of my life so far. It started off by banging my girlfriend (TWICE) this morning, and has now concluded with me at class ready to ace another Math test. I really don't mind this class too much, only because I'm the smartest person here. The only down side is that there is only one semi-decent girl in the whole class, so there isn't too much eye candy going on. Oh well, I guess I'm here to learn and not stare at boobies that aren't my girlfriends. 

I'm seriously getting really pissed off at winter right now. Although it's the end of February, it's still fucking freezing out and I feel like shit. I can't wait until summer so that I can do absolutely nothing while relaxing by the pool drinking beers. I seriously plan on doing nothing this summer except swimming, rollerblading, and drinking beers until I pass out. It's been too hectic for me these last couple of months, and I feel like I deserve a couple of months to unwind. 

Hey some people actually used the Journals that I've set up on the site!! Now you too can have your own little page here! Here's a couple of them for your reading pleasure.

- Emala311 - Lord Quinton - 

Just think, you too can have your own little Journal on this site. It's kind of cool, and I hope more of you use it. 

So in an effort to expand the classiness of this site, I bring you some more Hot or Not profiles that I matched with. As you can see there's really not a lot of good poontang out here on the internet. I guess I'm just better sticking with the woman for right now.

Wicked Hot Girl - For some reason this girl totally strikes me as wicked hot. I'm not sure if it's her perfectly shaped boobs, or that the look that says she wants to be fucked doggie style. Either way this is the type of girl that I would totally date. If any of you ladies who read the site want to hook up, make sure you're at least as hot as this broad.

Alien Girl - This girl looks like one of those alien drawings that you see people reporting all the time. Plus she has those hooker / slut type of eyebrows which is fucking nasty I think. All I can picture is one of my ex-girlfriends ripping her 'brows out. Not really an attractive sight. It's always funny to see their melons swell up big time after that also.

UGH - Holy shit.. I think I've just gone blind.

Hooker Mom - I might fuck this girl with two rubbers on....

Too Fat - She's got a nice face, but she needs to hop on the stair climber a little bit longer. Maybe with some Weight Watchers she'd be fuckable.

Back in the Saddle (12:00AM EST) Jack
So last night me and Monica got back together. We had a nice little talk, and I wont bore you with the all the sappy details, but in all honesty I'm happy to be back together with her. This broad really understands me, and we always have a great time with each other. So as long as I can keep my stupid comments from coming out again, I think we're in good shape.

So I've been promoting this Journal software you can use to make your own websites here, and some one finally used it! I'm pretty stoked because I want this site to be more like a community that a pseudo-porn site. I should probably just accept the inevitable, and post more porn, but that's not this site is about. I want it to be a place where you can bitch about your girlfriend / boyfriend, get some advice, and maybe get a little action in between. That's why there are the Personals, Journals, Forums, and other stuff in order to bring you readers together. I just you peeps would use it a little more often.

Since I'm a full time college student, with a job, girlfriend, and a life I don't really have time to surf around the internet and find good sites. So if you've got a new site that you think I might be interested in, send it on over. I go through all the submissions and check out every site. It'll be a good way to get some extra traffic, and maybe some new fans.

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Sometimes I really don't know what to write about here. It's like there's a lot of stuff going on with me, but I don't know how much I want to share, or how much you even care about. My daily routine isn't that interesting, but some fucking weird shit happens to me during your average do so I think it's somewhat interesting. It's not like I wake up, drink some coffee, take a shit, go to work, some a few butts, make the sex, and then go to bed... Maybe in the coming weeks I'll open up a little more, and tell you some more of the stuff that's going on. Or maybe I'll just post more pictures of chicks getting filled in all holes.

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Mohegan Sun... My Happy Place (5:00PM EST) Jack
It's another Monday, and after a couple days of rest and relaxation I'm ready to post on the site again. This weekend was a good and bad one, but hey what else is new you know? On Friday me and Monica broke up for a record time. I guess it stemmed from the fight we had on Thursday night, where I told her that certain things that she does are annoying. Like any girl she took it way to personally and flipped out. I left her house that night, not really on speaking terms. On Friday morning she called me up, and somehow we got in another fight and we basically came to the conclusion that we were broken up. Or at least that what I assumed when she hung up on me.

On Saturday me and an old friend went to Mohegan Sun. As you all know I love to gamble, and Mohegan Sun is the closest thing to Vegas that we have in this part of the country. I guess there's Atlantic City, but I'm not driving 10 hours to play slots and Blackjack.

Another great thing about going to the casino is there are so many hot girls there. If there's one reason that I'm not totally upset about being single, it's that girls today are looking fucking fine! I swear, once I get rich and famous I'm going to have a hot broad hanging off each one of my arms. Just for show of course. In all honestly I've never seen so much fine poontang in one place at one time. But girls know how to dress to make an impression, or at least give me a woody.  I guess that since I was able to get Monica to drop her panties for me, what's to stop me from getting an ever hotter girl to spread her legs and call me daddy?

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Another good / bad thing about this weekend was last night was the last episode of OZ ever. For a series finale it was good, and tied up some of those loosed ends that were pissing me off. I wont spoil it for you, but all in all it was worth it. The ending was left open for a spinoff / movie but I highly doubt that anything like that will ever happen. I don't think that shanking and ass fucking will find any kind of market in a mainstream audience. Now that Oz is over, I can't really find any reason to keep HBO for any longer. Six Feet Under is a decent show, but nothing I would run home to see. There's always Sopranos reruns I guess.

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Back in Black (12:00AM EST) Jack
Well I've done some upgrades to the site, and I think I'm finally finished. Let me know if anything is more broke than usual. There's some cool new stuff you can do, so I hope you like the changes. Since me and Monica broke up, I figure I've got some new free time to work on the site.

That's right... I'm free from the ball and chain I like to call a relationship. We normally NEVER fight, but when we do it's hardcore. Plus it's over the dumbest little things. It just happened yesterday, so I guess anything can change though. I'll keep you posted.

So one of the new things you can do is set up your own Journal. That's right... you can have your own little page here at IWANG. I think it's kind of cool, but you people probably wont even use it. If you have any questions about it, just send me an instant message, and I'll show you how it's done. I'm gonna post a longer update in a few, but if you're looking for some porno, check out I Fuck Sluts.

How To Get Over Anyone

A lot of this is going to make me look like an asshole, but being an asshole is really the only way to get past a girlfriend that you truly loved. I can tell you from personal experience that breaking up with some one that you love is probably the worst feeling in the world. But I can also tell you that the pain fades and in less than a month there name will mean nothing to you.

1. Don't Think About Her
    Sounds like pretty simple advice, but you'd be surprised how often you think about your ex. As soon as you realize you're thinking about that person stop doing it. It's not going to do you any good to pine after this person once they're gone. 

2. Don't See or Talk To Her
    If after dumping you, your girlfriend wants to remain 'friends' don't even bother. Sure it would be nice to see her every once in awhile, but what good is that going to do you? You're not going to be able to get over her if you still see her. Blocking her on your AIM lists is a nice touch too. 

3. Stop Masturbating To Her
    Masturbation = Good. Since you don't want to feel good about your ex-girlfriend don't masturbate to her. This actually came up in that 40 Days & 40 Nights movie. Think of lesbians or that hot school girl in your Calculus class.

4. Sleep With Another Girl
    The quickest way to get over a girl is to sleep with another one. It may be wrong, but honestly it works. Luckily as guys we don't get as strong as an emotional attachment as girls do. So finding a chick to sleep with almost always gets rid of those longing feelings for the ex. Especially if the new girl is hotter.

5. Don't Sulk
    This is the worst thing to do. If you mope around the house all day wondering what could have been, or if things could have turned out different then you're going nowhere. Remember you are a beautiful and unique snowflake and that all the ladies want a piece of you.

Brand New IWANG (12:00AM EST) Jack
Damn, it's been a little while since I've posted here... It's been nice taking some off though I must admit. I've also been working on some side projects, so it's not like I've been doing nothing at all. I'll get to that in a minute. As I was taking some off, I actually started to wonder what I really want to do with this site. When I first started it, I had a lame girlfriend who pissed me off all the time. Now I'm pretty much happy, which is good for me, but bad for the site. But in the next coming months, I'm going to try and increase the amount of stories and content that I post, and decrease the amount of porn. That doesn't mean this is going to a PG site from now on, so don't get your panties all in the bunch. But I am going to expand a little more. I'm going to dig deep into the well and tell some of those old dating stories, and maybe I'll tell some of the shit that's going on currently.

So right now I'm watching Joe Millionaire. I watched some of the episodes this year, but I didn't really follow it or anything. I guess I'm rooting for the blonde that did porno, but I think the brunette would be just as good in the sack. They both have perfect racks, so I guess the guy is a winner either way. Honestly the only reason I'm watching it now is because they're saying that there is some big twist coming up. Plus there's 2 feet of snow outside, so I can't go out anywhere...

I hope you people all had a good V-Day this year. Me and the girlfriend didn't really do anything special. She took me out to dinner, we watched a movie, and then made a couple of porno's over at my house. They're the classy, "making love" videos that she fucking digs. I guess it's kinda cool, in a like, we shouldn't be doing this, kind of way. I can't watch them though, only because I look like a beached whale. I've been putting off going to the gym a lot, but this week I've decided that I NEED to get back into it. Especially that in a couple short months I'll be hanging out by the pool and I really don't want to have this beer gut. I've put on too much weight this winter, and now it's time to take it off. If any one has any suggestion on how to burn off some extra fat and build some muscle, send it on over.

As I was saying before, I'm going to make an extended effort to push some of the porn to side. It's still going to be on the site, but it's not going to be so in your face. There will still be the Random Porn Image, and IWANG Image Galleries so don't flip out... And of course there will be the Free Movie Downloads.

A lot of new things will be added, like the Random Aim Conversations, and Bad Date of the Week, and the updated Sex Tips. I want to bring this back to the relationship portal that it once was, and not just the pseudo-porn site it's become. I guess we'll see how long it lasts, but if you're interested in helping in anyway, just let me know.

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Early Morning (10:00AM EST) Jack
Hey party people, what's going on? It's a cold Thursday morning, and for some reason I'm up wicked early. And since I'm up and awake and I'm sporting a nice case of the morning wood, I figured I'd post some more porn porn and stuff for you. It's been a good week so far, and the weekend is looking good too. Of course the dreaded V-Day is coming up next week, and women across America are getting ready to gifts for no reason at all.

I've got no problems with Valentine's Day at all. It's a nice little holiday for women to get even more gifts from us guys. It's not like they get enough during the year, so they NEED another day to get shit. I can't even tell you how much I've spent on girlfriend's in the past, but it's a shit load of money. I'm positive all guys can agree that movies, dinners, birthdays, and other stuff all add up over the course of the relationship. But in the end it all works out because we get the POON!

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So right now I'm watching Beat the Geeks on Comedy Central. It's pretty sad when I know more of the movie trivia than the geek on the show. Me and the girlfriend always have a running argument about who is smarter. She's wicked good at book smarts and school and stuff, but I totally dominate her when it comes to inane trivia. It's too bad that her school smarts will help her out later on in life, and my useless trivia will get me nowhere except maybe on some lame show on the Game Show Network.

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Fucking Chuckleheads (5:00PM EST) Jack
It's another Tuesday and I'm bored out of my skull. The internet has been pretty lame lately, with the highlight being some cam boy killing himself. I mean how much of a fucking idiot do you have to be in order to die on your webcam? At least shit heads like this wont be reproducing and then degrading the gene pool anymore. 

Now I've done my share of drugs in the past, and I have nothing against recreational drug use. I think the world would be a better place if some drugs like weed and other "harmless drugs" were legalized. Just think of how much tax dollars would be generated by the sale of government grown weed. What politicians don't understand is that people are going to seek out illegal things no matter what, laws aren't going to stop anyone. At least if it was governemnt controlled it could be regulated and put into the public in the safest way possible.

Speaking of laws, and jail and such... the final season of Oz is really starting to piss me off. If you watched last weeks episode than you know Tobias Beecher is back in jail for a parole violation. It's stupid to get upset over a TV show, but that just really pissed me off. Here's a guy who's been fucked up the ass since the day he arrived in Oz, and two weeks after he's out.. they drag him back in. We'll see what happens next week, but as far as I can tell little faggot Tobias is going to hanging out in Oz for a little while longer.

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Now that's got a small amount of the porn out of the way it's time for some inane babble before I get to the next set of pictures. Today mark's the one year anniversary of my infamous court appearance. That's right folks, I'm now off probation and able to stay out past 11 PM. I've been really good since I fucked up, and I've really learned a lot during this time. It also cost me a shit load of money, but that's besides the point. So I'm a good kid now, and keeping myself out of trouble.

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Brand New Month (5:00PM EST) Jack
Hey boys and girls, I'm back for another month giving you the stories and porn that you need. I took some time off from the site in order to get some shit done with school, and now it's time to post some new content here. A lot of cool things have been happening, but I'll fill you in with all the details in a few.

As I'm writing this, the only thing on the news is the spaceship disaster. Although no one knows the cause, they are ruling out a terrorist act because of the height at which the space ship exploded. Still some scary shit if you ask me though.

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So I'm about a week into our first classes, and it looks like it's going to be a good semester. I'm taking a couple of programming classes, and then some other bullshit that I don't need. It's easy stuff, but I'd rather be out doing something more productive than listening to some teacher talk about some shit that I don't really care about. I guess in the long run it's worth it, but for right now it just seems like a waste of my time.

Last night me and Monica took another trip to Mohegan Sun. We did wicked good, as right before we left Monica hit two jackpots in a row! It made the little road trip totally worth it. Although it probably makes up for all the money we've spent there in the past, but it made her wicked happy. And when Monica is happy, little Jack is happy.

Over the course of since I last posted, me and Monica broke up for a couple of days. We did patch things up, so I guess it's all good. We didn't really talk for a couple of days, but when we did end up getting together, we worked out all the shit that was bothering us, and now we're stronger because of it. Who knows, cause it could all change in like two days. I'll keep you posted though too.

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So I got like three hours of sleep last night, and I'm totally dragging right now. The only thing that's powering me is the coffee and cigarettes that I'm inhaling like candy. I'm going to crash and burn in an hour or two, but not before I crank out this update. 

You know what I want to talk about right now... It's celebrities that post stuff online. I was bored one day and checked out Limp Bizkit's site. Fred Durnst is a pussy to begin with, but his site just solidifies that. If you check out his 'Latest News' page you'll find some of the most worthless shit on the internet. I thought some of my posts were bad, but this guy just owns pointless content. Let's take a look at some of this douche bag's words of wisdom. 

Taken from shit head's online journal....

i had an interesting dream last night about angelina jolie. i dreamt that i was in london playing her some new songs. she stopped me in the middle of "build a bridge" and asked if it was about her. i didnt know what to say so i kept playing the song and she stopped me again and asked me to please tell her who this song is about. so i told her and she kissed me like no other. of course my phone rings and wakes me up.

I guess since Britney Spears dropped him like a bad habit, he feels the need to pine after another girl on his site. Trust me Fred, pining after a girl on your online journal isn't really going to win her over. Especially some damaged good broad who was previously fucking Billy Bob in the back of some trailer. I guess what ever floats your boat though Freddie, it'll be funny to read on his site who the next girl is once he realizes Angelina wont even give him the time of day. 

I think it's a riot to see these celebs try and get a second career on the internet. Don't they know that the only way to get ahead online is to post pictures of boobies, people being shot, or copy the Onion with your own satire. Enough of my bitching and moaning... I'm probably just jealous he gets celebrity poon tang.

I've been thinking about what exactly I want to do with this site... I'm not sure what exactly you people want though. I'd like to post more stories about my relationships and shit like that, but I don't think you peeps really care. If you think differently, then shoot me over an email or something. I'd like to get your feedback too....

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I'm not sure if I want to write anymore, but since it seems like forever since I've posted I guess I kind of owe it to you. It's not like my life is really that interesting though. I do a little bit of gambling, party whenever I can, and then go to school and work full time. Not really a life that leads itself to good stories. Back in my more youthful days I guess I had a lot more shit going on. Now I'm just an old man who retells the same shit each day.

Girl on Girl?! (4:42AM EST) Mia
I'm on the most completely fucked up schedule... I'm telling ya. It's almost 5AM and I'm STILL up. Whatever, there's no point in bitching about it. I've been a night owl since the day I was born. I think working at clubs for so long has also had something to do with it.

Speaking of the clubs... it got me thinking about this girl on girl thing. (Here's looking at it from one female's point of view) Why the fuck does it seem to be the cool or trendy thing to do? I'm not saying I have anything against it, but come on. I'm at the clubs 24-7 since I'm a bartender and the shit I see is crazy. Everywhere I look there's broads practically duking other random broads!

I honestly don't care. But I was out Sat. night with my girls and the DJ has one of his friends come down and grab the three of us from off the stage. So we go up there and we're dancing. Ya know... chillin', drinking, whatever... Just having a good time and what not. I was even giving shout outs and shit on the mic which was cool. When out of nowhere one of the guys try getting us to all make out. I'm like wtf?! I love my chicks, but no thanks! Why do guys feel like they can get a girl drunk and have her do stupid shit? I'm sorry, but I'm not here for their entertainment. Later on I see these two girls getting it on and guys are cheering like a bunch of wild monkeys rofl.

What I really don't understand is how a guy can be in a relationship, claim to love a girl, and be cool with sharing her. Call me crazy, but if I'm in love I'm not trying to share my partner. I don't care who it's with! Yah, experimenting may be fun and all, but I feel that when you're in love (I mean TRULY in love) you have eyes for that person only. I guess experiencing a good relationship myself made me begin to see things this way. I'll admit... before my ex my eyes would wander like crazy. But with him I honestly didn't have the urge to look, nevermind touch! It felt gross to me which was weird. I'm not saying I cheated in the past, but the temptation or thought was often there. Yet when I was in love it never crossed my mind.

So why do so many guys get a hard on when they think about sharing his girl with another girl? I mean to the point they've done it or are trying to convince their girl to do it. Is it because they think that they may get lucky and get a 2 for 1 deal? I know girls who have been into this kind of thing before and they weren't about sharing the chick with their man. I'm clueless. To me cheating is cheating. And I'm still trying to figure out why so many people have such a hard time being faithful. If you're not going to be faithful you could at least be honest with the person. No one is forced to date anyone. Why put both parties through misery if you're obviously not happy? It just doesn't make sense to me. Playing head games and all that BS is for kids. If you just wanna fuck the girl, tell her. If you want something more, tell her. What is so difficult about NOT lying?

Enough of that. It just made me wonder when I saw these two girls going at it. One boyfriend was hooting and hollering. The other boyfriend was just sort of standing there... he looked as if he felt out of place or he was disappointed. The way I see it is the guy cheering her on just wants to fuck and the other guy truly cares for her. Otherwise he wouldn't have looked upset while his girl made herself look like a slut in front of the whole club. Maybe I'll drag myself to bed now ha. Update on The Bachelorette?! I want her to pick Charlie! ;P I'm sure Jack will be updating shortly with some pr0n w3rd!