The Best Weekend (12:00AM EST) Jack
Well, it's the end of
one of the best weekends of the year. And that's pretty good considering there's
a couple days left in 2002. It's pretty crazy that this year is coming to a
close, and a brand new one is going to be starting up. 2003 is shaping up nicely
seeing as I'll probably be buying a house, FINALLY finishing school, and getting
married to the greatest girl I've ever slept with. But you people probably
didn't really come here to listen to me brag, so let's get down to business.
I took this weekend off from work to get some stuff down around
the house. I spent Friday over Monica's just chilling and watching some movies.
There was still a ton of snow and we spent a lot of the day sledding. It's been
awhile since I've just surfed down a hill so it was wicked fun. That night we
went to dinner, had a ton of drinks and made the sex like a couple of crazed
bunny rabbits. We hung out again on Saturday basically doing the same old shit.
Drinking beers, hanging out naked, and just relaxing. I squeezed in a couple of
trips to the gym, so it felt good getting back into it. Maybe if I'm bored I'll
post some 'before' pictures of this beer gut I've been growing, and six months
from now post some 'after' pics. If I can just stick with a schedule I should be
in prime shape by next summer. And that's totally not going to hurt me, while
I'm laying out by the pool.
Today was probably the best day out of the three. That Pats were
playing so we just hung out and watched the game. It's great that they won and
all, but it looks like they're not making then playoffs this year. I'm not sure
who I'm going to be rooting for now though. I guess, as much as it hurts, I'll
have to put my support behind Bledsoe....
All this talk about getting married, is kind of making me
nostalgic for the old days when I was in college. Don't get me wrong, Monica has
got a hot little body on her, and I love giving her the old in-out in-out, but
sometimes I miss the days of banging a different college co-ed each night of the
week. I think the site College Fuck Fest is exactly like my time in college. They
get these Freshman girls who are just begging to be fucked in all three holes.
Check out some of these galleries for just a small taste...
Ahh.... the good old days of
college dorm life. You kids probably don't know how good you got it. I hope all
of you are getting as much as you can, because I had a serious drop off after I
stopped dorming. Of course, I had moved back in with my moms, and every one
knows that poon consumption is almost nonexistent when you're living with the
'rents. So my advice to all you out there is waste your parents money as long as
you can, and get as much pussy as you can. I hope you all are smart enough to do
that.
If you can't stay in school I guess you're next best
bet is to just download a shit load of porn. And luckily I can help you out with
that. Here's a little sample for ya, This girl even has a tattooed
bush!!
It's almost time for me to get another tattoo... I'm
thinking that it's going to be an Irish symbol either on my right shoulder, or
something on my back. Since I'm probably going to be spending some cash at the
casino this weekend, it's going to have a little bit. Hopefully next month I'll
have a little extra bank to play around with.
The Day After (6:00PM EST) Jack Well it's the day
after Christmas, and I hope you all got everything that you're looking for. I
have to say this was one of the best Christmas' ever. I spend the night over at
Monica's house where we put together Legos, played some Trivial Pursuit, and
started drinking heavily once it was blizzard like conditions outside. I didn't
get my car shoveled out until like 9:30 this morning, and my back is fucking
killing me. It was totally worth it though.
So I think Monica got me one of the greatest gifts ever. Next
weekend we're going to Mohegan sun for the weekend. She made the reservations,
got us a room, and it's all set to go. We'll be gambling, drinking, and making
the sex for 48 straight hours. It doesn't get any better than that!!
I some how finagled my way into having this whole
weekend off. I don't go back to work until like Monday, and I'm going to use
this time to rest, clean up my house, and get back into working out. I got a
nice little work out and eating plan to go by for the next 6 months, so
hopefully by the time it's summer again I'll be back in pretty good shape. Of
course I'm going to have to give up the McDonalds and Wendy's for lunch every
day, but in the long run getting rid of this beer / fast food gut I've developed
will be worth it.
As you can probably tell I've posting a lot more porn
lately. I figure that's why 90% of you come here anyways. But for the 10% that
actually read what's going on, I'm going to try and tone a lot of hardcore shit,
and maybe post some more stories for you all. Slowly but surely I'll be moving
the porn over
to the members section.
Oh before I forget.... Can some one please shut this site
down.** This mother fucker was hotlinking stuff off of IWANG Media, and
leeching off my paid for bandwidth. I joined up as a member, and noticed he's
stealing shit off Stile, Ebaum's World, and who knows how many other site. I
remember back in the day, he had a classy site and I even advertised his stuff
here. Not any more though, because there is nothing that pisses me off more than
some one stealing other people's stuff. Well, if you're going to steal
something, at least have the decency to put it up on your own server.
** If his site is shut down by some illegal means,
I will deny ever asking it to be destroyed. - Thanks,
Management
Stupid IM Tricks from Jack
wizload99: I
Love Your Site iwangworld:
thanks
Previous message was not received by wizload99
because of error: User wizload99 is not available.
I love it when people just randomly IM me. It's makes
running this site so much more exciting when I actually get to interact with
some of the inbreeds to try to contact me. Is it really that tough to put
together words into sentences, and then into nice concise paragraphs? I guess
for some people who live in the south, English is a second
language....
Lately when I'm trying to kill some time online, I
swing on over to Hot or
Not, the Internet's original Rate-Me site. I even made a rate me page
for myself, check it out over there. Last time I checked it was something like
9.4. Not to bad for a adult webmaster who spends most of his free time looking
for more porn and sick images to post on his gay website. And when I say gay, I
mean fucking retarded, not stool pushing gay. But yeah, back to my little
story... So on Hot or Not they give you a chance to meet people, if you want to
learn more about that, swing over to their site, they have a nice little section
about it. But here's a listing of the girls who want to jump on my johnson..
Girls Who Want To Fuck Me:
Cory - Cory looks pretty
pissed off in the picture, but I'd still throw my stinky dinky into her. Well,
since I've taken a second look, maybe not..
Courtney - This girl
actually sent me an email telling me how much she wanted me. I'd TOTALLY do her.
Some Girl -
Semi-decent... looks like something is wrong with her head though. She'd make a
alright cum dumpster.
Sometimes I miss being single, and being able to
sleep with any girl that I want. And when I say any, I mean any skanky girl that
would open her legs up. Monica is great, and I'm totally happy with our
relationship, but sometimes you just wanna fuck some bar slut and then be able
to forget about her after 10 minutes. No cuddling, no telling the girl you love
them, just some hardcore throwing it in their ass fucking.
I'll be back later, with some new flash animations,
and hopefully after this post, some hate mail!
Update For The Holidays (5:00PM EST)
Jack I want to leave
you guys with a huge update for the holidays, since I probably wont be updating
for a couple of days. I hope you all get what you're looking for as far as
presents are concerned. But Santa Jack is just going to give you some free porn
so here we gooooooooo!!
I'm supposed to go to the mall tonight and do some
last minute Christmas shopping. Unfortunately I feel like shit, and all I really
want to do is sleep for another 20 hours. I feel bad for any old ladies that get
into my way tonight, as I'm going to be running over any one who gets in my
way.
Lord of the Pussy: The Two Boobs
(12:00AM EST) Jack
Holy shit, what a
fucking weekend. I just woke up after sleeping about 20 hours. I got some sort
of sickness and it's kicking my ass right now. I've been pissing out my asshole
all day long, and I don't know if I can take it anymore. So last night me and
the woman went to go see Lord of the Rings. It was good and all, but it's really
not my type of movie. First off I didn't really enjoy sitting on my ass for
almost 4 hours, and there was this fat chick sitting on the other side of me
taking up the whole armrest. And it wasn't even her arm using it, it was the
over flowing fat of her stomach. By the time we got out I was almost passing out
and in some serious need of alcohol. Luckily I got to do both as we went back to
my place, pounded some beers and slept like fucking babies. After I dropped her
off, I chugged about half a bottle of Nyquil, and that let me sleep through this
entire day. Sucks because I had some Xmas shopping I should have
done.
I wish I had the motivation to write more, but the
Pats are playing right now, and Nyquil is calling my name. I'll post some more
tomorrow morning, if I haven't overdosed on the cherry Nyquil
goodness.
Weekend Is Here!! (5:00PM EST) Jack The weekend is
finally here, and it's time to unwind with a copy of stories, some pictures, and
a shit load of movies. That's right, I've been busy compiling the best porn on
the internet, and it's all here for you to watch. I've also got a brand new site
for you to play around with, but we'll get to that in a little bit.
Lately I've been watching a lot of Elimidate after I get out of
work. If you're not familiar with the program, a person will go out with three
or maybe it's four members of the opposite sex on a date. Throughout the night
the person will send one person home at a time, until there is just one girl /
guy left. It's a dumb show and it's a perfect way to dumb down after a day at
work. Since everyone knows that sex sells, it's obvious the shows producers try
and get the girls in bikinis each and every time. Now this is not a bad thing,
but some of the girls they get on the show really bug me. It seems that each
time they start talking about sex, most of the girls do not kiss on the first
date. First off, we all know this is a lie, since most girls will go down and
give you a rim job if you buy them something nicer than a Bud Light. But come
on... if I was on a date with a hot broad, and we were getting along pretty
well, then she busted out a line like "Well, I like you, but I don't kiss on the
first date" I'd totally throw her out of the car. If we're not making out by the
end of the date, how long do you think it's going to take to get into those
panties... MONTHS I'm sure.
Maybe I'm just getting worked up over nothing, but I think it's
just a dumb thing for a girl to say. I guess they figure the guys want a "pure"
girl and if saying they don't swap spit until the third date makes them seem
like less of a hooker, more power to them. But girls better realize we're not
spending $100 on dinner and a movie for our health. If there wasn't a chance of
getting some poon, I'd be just as happy eating my Kraft Macaroni and cheese, and
watching Star Wars for the millionth time.
As an effort to increase my domination of the world, I've got
some new site that I've been linking too. Check them out cause they are wicked
good, and there's a fucking shit load of tits and ass.
Click on those a lot and I'll post more porn that your little
dinky can handle. Speaking of porn.... here's just a small little sample of what
you'll be seeing.
There was some other shit I wanted to talk about...
but my brain is so fucking fried on coke that I really can't remember. Of course
last night was the Survivor finale, and although I hadn't seen any of them until
this point I'll give my two cents. Any game show where an ex porn start turned
used care salesman can win million dollars is alright in my book. That's all I'm
going to say about that.
I've finally decided to do something with IWANG World. And it's now
open for business. Basically you can upload your picture, and have other people
of the community vote on it. You'll be able to see how hot (or not) you really
are. Check it out right now!
Also for anyone who cares... Fuck a Cam Girl is
totally fucked for the moment. I'm going to try and pick up the pieces, but I
think it's going on a short hiatus for right now.... Do not fear though, It'll
be back and better than ever.
Weekend Is Here!! (5:00PM EST) Jack The weekend is
finally here, and it's time to unwind with a copy of stories, some pictures, and
a shit load of movies. That's right, I've been busy compiling the best porn on
the internet, and it's all here for you to watch. I've also got a brand new site
for you to play around with, but we'll get to that in a little bit.
Lately I've been watching a lot of Elimidate after I get out of
work. If you're not familiar with the program, a person will go out with three
or maybe it's four members of the opposite sex on a date. Throughout the night
the person will send one person home at a time, until there is just one girl /
guy left. It's a dumb show and it's a perfect way to dumb down after a day at
work. Since everyone knows that sex sells, it's obvious the shows producers try
and get the girls in bikinis each and every time. Now this is not a bad thing,
but some of the girls they get on the show really bug me. It seems that each
time they start talking about sex, most of the girls do not kiss on the first
date. First off, we all know this is a lie, since most girls will go down and
give you a rim job if you buy them something nicer than a Bud Light. But come
on... if I was on a date with a hot broad, and we were getting along pretty
well, then she busted out a line like "Well, I like you, but I don't kiss on the
first date" I'd totally throw her out of the car. If we're not making out by the
end of the date, how long do you think it's going to take to get into those
panties... MONTHS I'm sure.
Maybe I'm just getting worked up over nothing, but I think it's
just a dumb thing for a girl to say. I guess they figure the guys want a "pure"
girl and if saying they don't swap spit until the third date makes them seem
like less of a hooker, more power to them. But girls better realize we're not
spending $100 on dinner and a movie for our health. If there wasn't a chance of
getting some poon, I'd be just as happy eating my Kraft Macaroni and cheese, and
watching Star Wars for the millionth time.
As an effort to increase my domination of the world, I've got
some new site that I've been linking too. Check them out cause they are wicked
good, and there's a fucking shit load of tits and ass.
Click on those a lot and I'll post more porn that your little
dinky can handle. Speaking of porn.... here's just a small little sample of what
you'll be seeing.
There was some other shit I wanted to talk about...
but my brain is so fucking fried on coke that I really can't remember. Of course
last night was the Survivor finale, and although I hadn't seen any of them until
this point I'll give my two cents. Any game show where an ex porn start turned
used care salesman can win million dollars is alright in my book. That's all I'm
going to say about that.
I've finally decided to do something with IWANG World. And it's now
open for business. Basically you can upload your picture, and have other people
of the community vote on it. You'll be able to see how hot (or not) you really
are. Check it out right now!
Also for anyone who cares... Fuck a Cam Girl is
totally fucked for the moment. I'm going to try and pick up the pieces, but I
think it's going on a short hiatus for right now.... Do not fear though, It'll
be back and better than ever.
I Hate People (5:01PM EST) Jack I like most of the
people who visit this site, but no offense to you all... there's also some real
fucking dickheads. To register for a free account you must sign up with an email
address. Now after you sign up, it sends you a confirmation to the email address
specified. So I get this email from Martin
Hudson.
From: Martin
Huson Subject: Re: User Password for TomCat
Do not email this to
me again twat Martin Hudson
Now a simple "Please don't email me again" would have worked
fine. I don't think the 'twat' word really needed be thrown in. So I'm asking
you people who visit to send out a few emails to our buddy Martin Hudson. And if any one can find
this guy on MSN Messenger, send in those chat logs too. There will be a nice
reward to whoever submits the best stuff.
Busy Busy Busy (5:00PM EST) Jack Holy shit have I been
doing some work on the site today. I added a shit load of Flash
Animations, so check them out if you're bored at work or something. It's
already the middle of Hump Day and I hope you all have a nice piece of ass
waiting for you at home. If you don't maybe you can try taking out one of the
local skanks from the strip club. I hear they give good head, but just make you
double Saran-Wrap your member.
I also did some touch up work on the articles
section. If you need advice, or are just looking for some funny stories,
be sure to check them out. I have about 10 more to add, but my fingers are too
tired to anymore typing today. Once I finish this update I plan on kicking my
feet up, getting a nice massage from the woman, and watching TV until I can't
keep my eyes open anymore. Last night was a late night over the woman's house,
so I don't expect I'll be making it too late tonight. So before I begin to pass
out here's an update for ya.
End of the Day (12:00AM EST) Jack
Well, it's the end of
another week day and that means it's one day closer to the weekend. It's going
to be a pretty hectic weekend, I want to see the new Lord of the Rings movie, do
some Christmas shopping, and clean up this pig sty that I live in. I've got so
much crap that I've got to throw out, and I'm just to cold and lazy to do it
right now. If there's one thing Monica can complain about it's that I'm like a
fucking Nazi with the heat. Right now I can barely feel my fingers as I type out
this update. Tomorrow I'm going to try and type out some classy updates, but
right now you're just going to have to settle for some XXX porn.
Lesbo Mother Fucking Erotica (9:00AM
EST) Jack
Any
heterosexual mail loves it when two girls are going at it, so here's 10 videos
of two hot broads dyking it out for your pleasure
Late Night Update (12:00AM EST) Jack
So I'm watching the
Pats game, and since they're about to be down 12 points, I thought I'd throw out
a small update for you late night surfers. Things are pretty good for me right
now, and I'm generally pretty happy. Monica and I have had our ups and downs,
but she makes me wicked happy and can't imagine spending my life with any one
else right now. It's weird thinking that this is going to be the last girl that
I'll ever fuck, but hey.. she lets me video tape the sex every night, so I'm
really not complaining. Plus she has many other plusses besides her adventurous
sexual practices.
Also, school is done for a month or so, and I totally need the
time off. I feel like my brain has been working overtime between every thing
that's going on. Plus I REALLY need to get back to the gym. I've put on about 30
pounds that I need to take off. Once I get back into the routine it'll be wicked
easy to get rid of the beer gut, but I just need to get the motivation back up
again. If anyone has any good diet and work out suggestions, email them over to
me.
Free Movie Monday (5:00PM EST) Jack You're probably just
getting home from a long day at work.... so sit back and unwind with a little of
Jack's Special Porn Videos!!!
Monday's Porn Fest (12:00AM EST)
Jack
Well it's
another work week, and it's time to start if off right. With a shit load of porn
for you all to browse on company time. That's right your good buddy Jack knows
how to treat you all right. Here's just a small sample of what you'll find in
today's update....
So yesterday me and the women went out and did the
Christmas thing. I got the biggest tree in the lot, and picked up a ton off
ornaments. Right now the tree is a little off balance, but I'll fix it tomorrow.
I've also got to clean up all those those tree droppings, fun times... It's
worth it though, it's kind of nice with the Xmas lights on.
So with less than 10 days of Xmas shopping left, it
looks like another year of doing it at the last minute. I really have no clue
what to get Monica, so any suggestions would be totally appreciated. I need
something that says that care a hell of a lot, but isn't going to cost me an arm
and a leg. So yeah, send in
your suggestions here.
Papa's Got a Brand New Bag! (5:00PM
EST) Jack Holy shit
it's been another long time away from the site. I know I've said it before, but
this time I promise lots and lots of new shit. The site is no longer for sale,
thanks to the douche bag who runs dogfaced.com. I offered that cat a wicked good
deal on everything and all he did was piss and moan for the two weeks that I was
talking with him. It's too bad, but I'm sure dogfaced.com will work out really
well for him.
So school is finally over for the semester, and I've got a nice
long break from classes. Although I'll miss checking out the hotties in my
business class, it just gives me more time to shag Monica, drink beers, and
FINALLY get back to the gym. I haven't gone in months thanks to my fucked up
back, to much work, and just general laziness, but that'll all change
soon.
But I'm sure it's the porn that you're missing the most, so
let's get right to that...
As you all know I'm currently engaged to a very hot
broad. Before we got engaged I had moved into a new apartment, and now we're
just saving up some cash so we can buy a place once my lease runs out. She came
up with the great idea of buying a duplex, and renting out one side of it, to
pay for our mortgage. I tell you this girl isn't just gorgeous, she's got some
brains too. It sounds like a plan in theory, but if any of you porn freaks out
there are into real estate, send me an email if you have any other
suggestions.
Speaking of contacting me.. email may be down for a
couple of days due to me switching servers. If I don't respond, it's not because
I'm lazy. it's probably because I haven't gotten it. Hit me up on my new AIM
name iwangworld.
I've retired all the other names, so this will be the only one that I'm on. I
always like talking to you people so send a hello if you're bored.
Have you check out Best XXX Pictures
lately?? There's over a hundred galleries posted everyday. I update the site
multiple times a day so each time you check it out it's going to have more
pictures that your dick can handle!
I've been so bored with this E/N scene lately that I
really haven't had the chance to check out any new sites that have been made. If
you're a webmaster and you're looking for some traffic, send me over an email or
an instant message. I'm tired of linking the same old ten sites, so if you have
something classy, let me know about it!
Also I'm looking for permanent link exchanges, so if
you'd like your link on the IWANG World sites, just let me know. I plan on bring this
up a notch and traffic is going to be increasing ten fold.
I'm really looking forward to some movies that'll be
coming out around Xmas time this year. I still haven't seen the first Lord of
the Rings, so I'll have to watch that before the sequel comes out, Gangs of New
York looks awesome even though chuckle head DiCaprio is in it. There's a bunch
of others I want to see, but I can't really remember them right now. Check out
CHUD though for some
great movie discussion and DVD reviews.
As part of my new interest in the site, I plan on
spending a lot of time in the forums. There's a lot of great discussions going on in
there, so if you're interested in sex, movies, TV, video games, or anything
else, pop in and make some
posts.
Black Again (10:30AM EST) Jack Wow, it's been a
little while since I've actually posted anything on the site. I guess I've just
been busy with the holidays, school, and everything else that's going on right
now. I promise I'll pay a little more attention and give you guys the porn that
you need. Good thing Mia is here to post a little content, otherwise who knows
how long it would be before there is actually something to read.
I'm a little torn though... on one hand I'd like to work on this
site full time and bring it back to the porn machine that it once was. On the
other hand I'd to just sell it off and start over with a brand new site and a
brand new name. Since I don't really want a new girlfriend anymore, the title
doesn't have the same meaning that it once did. Who knows, I guess I could just
post a butt load of porn everyday and you'd still be happy.
I bought a fatty TV last night, and in the process of carrying
it up the third floor I totally threw out my back. If you've ever done it, you
know it's the worst feeling in the world. Simple tasks like putting on socks,
scratching my ass, and having sex become painful experiences. Luckily the woman
is practically a licensed masseuse otherwise I'd be in even more pain. I've been
putting off going to the chiropractor, but I think this might be the week to do
it.
Posted By (11:28PM EST) Mia well, here i am. that hot
broad from kissable.org
as jack likes to put it, ha. it's been awhile since i've posted. it seems that
jack has been living up to the porn end of the deal. i don't think i've seen
more titties in the past year than i have looking over his entries. ;) well,
fuck... at least he has good taste.
life has been crazy busy lately. i
just got back from a MUCH needed vacation to texas. let me tell you i had a
blast! ate my first dinner at hooters. of course you know i went there for the
chicken wings, ahem. later on i went to a strip club with a bunch of my guy
friends. that's always a good time. i'm telling ya... being a chick and walking
into a place like that you're not left alone. but hey, it's all good! i'm not
complaining, haha. i did get a little too drunk. the last shot is what did me
in. i'll never drink tumaka (however the fuck you spell it) again! yah right.
yet, i'm sad to admit that despite what popular belief would say, i did not get
laid. dam, it's been a long time... too long!
onto relationships. i realized a lot during my little get away. i
honestly don't think there are too many people out there who are faithful these
days. as much as i try, i can't understand this. sure, we all like to have our
fun. but how fucking hard is it for a person to be honest with another? i mean
come on guys... if you're banging some chick, can't you at least have the
decency to tell her if you're sleeping around? this goes for girls too. what is
so hard about it? is it that you're afraid you'll be cut off? well, if you're
messing around with other people then it shouldn't really matter. otherwise you
would've thought about that beforehand.
the fact that most of my friends
are guys and they tell me everything makes it hard for me. i mean, they tell me
how guys really are. because they're not trying to get into my pants, lol. so i
see this and it makes me wonder if there are ANY decent guys who are actually
trustworthy out there? i can't help it. i see my friends play these dumb bitches
and it makes me wonder. to be honest, if a guy was truthful with me (regardless
of the case) i would hold a lot more respect for him. there is nothing i hate
more than a liar. and if i caught said guy in a lie that would be the end of
that. versus being told the truth where i can try to understand the
circumstances, good or bad. i suppose it's partly the girls faults for not being
exactly smart about the situations.
anyways, watching my taken friends
hook up with girls brought me to thinking. so tell me, are there good guys out
there when it comes to dating? because i'm having a hard time believing it. same
goes for the chicks.
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