May 2002 Post Archive

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You know I was never much into Goth Chicks, but the broads over at that site might change my mind.

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If you're a fan of wrestling you have to check this site out. Even if you're not a fan of wrestling you should check it out. You want to know why? Because it's a great site, and you can tell the person who made it really enjoys making the site. Myself... I fucking hate updating this thing. I dread the mornings when I have to turn on the computer, open up Front Page and sit here and type out pointless shit. I remember when I first started this site, I loved updating it and talking about what was going on. Now it's a fucking pointless chore, and I'm not sure why I still do it.

But back to my original point. It's sites like his that make me want to remember what it was like to do a site that I liked. But since I know you wont click on the link unless I say 'tits' or 'ass' here you go... Click here for WWE chicks spreading their brown eyes wide open!!

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I have to go to a MADD meeting tonight as part of my drunk driving classes. Luckily the whole thing is almost over, and before you know I'll be a free man. The classes aren't really that bad, and I'm actually learning some pretty cool shit.

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Have to give some thanks to the peeps over at Internet Gossip. You know as much as people like to rag on them, they do put out a classy site. Well it's classy enough for me. Just look at the kind words they had to say about me and this site.

I'm tired so that's all for now, if you've got anything to share just send over an email.

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So I've been kind of slacking on the updates in my love life. I'm seeing this wicked cool girl right now, and since I don't want to fuck it up like the ones in my past, I've been holding out on the details. We'll see what happens in the near future, I'll let you in on some of the details soon enough though. If you've got some relationship stories, feel free to send them in!

If you're in the Boston area soon don't forget to check out the garageDogs next week. They always put on a great show, and it's something you should totally check out before you go gray and can't go to shows any more.

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That's all for right now. I think I'm going to go see Star Wars again and now I'm going to go out and get some sun on this pale ass of mine. Hope you all had a great weekend, and look forward to more shit tomorrow.

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Here we are, back again for another day. It's getting tougher and tougher trying to come up with shit to write about seeing as how my life isn't really that exciting. I think it's almost time to go back to the well, and bust out some of the old school dating stories that I used to talk about. Luckily I have been going on a couple of dates, so I've got that to fall back on. Plus summer classes start up shortly and that should be interesting. I've made a vow to get straight A's this time around in order to bump up my GPA for the fall. 

Oh yeah, if any of you people out there are into health and fitness, then I need your help. I'm trying to put together a diet plan for putting on weight, so any suggestions would be appreciated. I've basically cut out all fast food from my diet, and that's helping to get rid of the gut I have, but now I need some clues on how to put on muscle. Send me an email, or an instant message if you know what you're talking about.

Did anyone watch that Fear Factor show last night? I thought it was pretty good, of course I didn't get to see the end, so I don't know who one. I did get to see the stunt where the chicks got down into their bras and panties, so that made it worth it. It's just too bad the Playboy chick didn't make it to the final round. 

I also missed the end of the Real World / Road Rules Challenge. Not like I'm going to lose sleep over that, so it's no big deal. Hey did you know that the Melissa girl from RW: New Orleans has a website? I found it today while looking for some pictures of Real World girls naked. I always thought she was the hottest girl on the cast, and would have fucked her silly if I had the chance. I also find it funny that these 'celebrities' are now making websites. I mean some one like Wil Wheaton puts out a classy site, but c'mon do we really need the Adam Curry weblog?

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So I've got a new plan for the site. There's going to be some sparse updates while I get the site in order. Now that doesn't mean there will be nothing new, but there will be less updates on the front page. But there's always the archives, Fuck a Cam Girl, and the downloads section. I just added 27 prank phone call mp3s, which will hopefully keep you busy for a little bit.

On the relationship front, I've kind of been seeing this girl on the side. She's actually pretty cool too. She puts up with my constant Kevin Smith references, likes Good Will Hunting, and is open to watching Swingers. How much more money can it get? That Iris chick is still in the picture too, which makes things just a little bit complicated. I not really sure what to do yet. Should I go with the girl that I already know about, or take a chance and get with this new broad. If only the choice wasn't so difficult... I'll keep you posted though.

Also that second job is really breaking my balls.... literally. I've swear I've never seen as many pissed off women in one room. They're all friendly as soon as I take the padding off, but while they're kicking my ass they are all business. One of them started calling me her ex-husbands name as she beat the crap out of me. The instructor had to pull her off me before she ripped through the padding and really started to do some damage. Luckily the job pays really well, so it's worth the occasional black eye.

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I've got to sign up for classes on Monday which is always exciting. I'm taking a couple of Internet classes and maybe one in an actual classroom. I hate to take classes in the summer, but I need some easy A's to bump up my GPA. The classes are only like 4 weeks long, so I can't complain too much. I'll just work through it and before I know it I'll be done.

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I've got a lot of shit to write about, including the date I went out on with that chick from the Mall, my job as the rape defense class attacker, and some other random shit that's going on. As usual there will be a lot of movies, pictures, and other stuff up here again soon.

So yeah maybe I'll update again today, maybe I wont, but as soon as my balls return to their normal size, I'll start posting on a regular basis again.

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In order to supplement my minimal income, I had to pick up another job yesterday. Now out here in Western MA, there's really not that much work. But after scouring the classifieds for about 10 minutes, I came across something that looked interesting. I'm now the new Women's Attacker, for the local Women's Defense class at STCC. This means that I dress up in one of those big foam suits and yell things 'Get over here bitch!' or sometimes 'I'm gonna rape you!' Then one of the undersexed, over twinkied ladies runs at me and kicks me in the nuts. Although the pay is good, I can only wonder what my future kids are going to look like, after my nuts have been kicked in 20 times a day for the next year. With my luck they will be the next installment of the How's Your News crew. If you would like to help keep my nuts in one place, head on over to the donate page, advertise with the site, or maybe buy a CD.

I'm so fucking bored with the Internet lately, that's in not even funny. I remember a couple of years ago, waking up and checking my email and it wasn't filled with chicks getting filled in all three holes, guys raping donkeys, and women with more piercings that you can even imagine. If it's not some of the most disgusting porn I've ever seen, than it's some virus, or some chucklehead looking for a link to his Geocities / Tripod / Aol site. Of course I use to be that chucklehead, and here I am now, doing the same exact thing I was doing last year. So if I have any advice for the people just starting sites, fucking unplug the computer, go outside, and get laid or something.

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There is no difference right now. See, Mike, the only difference between giving up and not giving up is if you take her back when she wants to come back. But you can't do anything to make her want to come back. In fact, you can only do stuff to make her not want to come back.

Truer words have never been spoken in a movie. If you're not familiar with the quote, it's from Swingers, and they're talking about ex-girlfriends. Basically it sums up the fact that after a relationship is over, there's nothing you can do that's going to make your girlfriend come back, and anything you try doing is going to drive her away. It goes on to mention that when you do finally get over that ex of yours, she might just come back into your life and tug at the those heart strings again.

The reason I've gone off on this little diatribe, is because a remnant of my past has recently moved into my present. Last weekend I was in Kahunaville drinking some beers with my peeps, when I thought I recognized one of the girls at the bar. I casually made my way up there, and realized that it was her. Her name is Iris, and we dated for about 6 months when I was a few years younger. Of course I said hello, and asked her what the hell she was doing in Western Ma. It turns out she got a job out here after she finished college and is now living in Springfield. During the two hours before closing time we caught up a little bit, and exchanged numbers.

This girl was one of the main reasons I moved to Western Ma in the first place. We had just broken up, and I needed a change of scenery. It wasn't a bad breakup, but it was one that I regretted. I didn't really fight to keep her, and I've always wondered what could have been. I mean, me and her were great together. We rarely fought, and when we did, it was over stupid little shit. As you've probably noticed, the updates have been a little slim, and it's because we've been hanging out and doing the stuff we used to. It's almost like the few years that we've been apart didn't even really matter. But in my life, things can change in an instant, so I never know what's going to happen.

And as any guy knows, normally when it rains it pours. There's times when I couldn't get a date, and then there's time when it seems like the pussy flows like a river with a broken dam. Today at the mall I had to buy some clothes because I'm seriously lacking in the shorts department. So as the beautiful baby is ringing my stuff up, she gives me a 15% discount, and writes her name and number down on the receipt. I doubt I'll call her, but it's always nice to know that I'm still the money.

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Besides the increase in the love life, nothing really new has been happening. Summer is almost here, which I can't wait for. That means that Wondergirl is taking off which blows goats. We had some great times together, including Florida, New York City, and just doing fun stuff in the Western Ma area. I'm gonna miss her and it'll be great when she comes back. We still have to hang out sometime this week, and hopefully she'll find some one to cut my hair. If not I'm just going to grow it back to when it nice and shaggy.

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Oh, I did see Spider-Man this weekend, and it totally lived up the hype. We went to the 12:00 o'clock showing, and to our amazement, the show was sold out, and had to wait the extra half-hour until the next one was playing. It was worth the wait and then some, as it was a great movie and I'd totally see it again. In just a couple of weeks, Star Wars is out, and yes I am a huge nerd, and I'll be seeing that also. 

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Well it's May 1st and school is winding down for most college students. Me on the other hand will be taking Summer classes in order to boost up my GPA. I'm pretty sure I have to take a Women in Literature class because I lost a bet, and then I just have a couple more classes and I'm done. It'll be nice to totally finished with school, but I'm going to miss it to. I had some great times, and my advice to all you freshmen out there is to get as much poon as you can, drink as much as you can, and yeah study a little bit...

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