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Friday July 27, 2001 Click Here For The New Chat Room New Chat Room (10:30AM EST) Jack Tough Enough (1:00AM EST) Jack Speaking of banging, the chick that stood me up a month or two ago instant messaged me out of the blue tonight. Which means one of two things; she's horny and she wants my thick hog, or she just got dumped by who ever she was seeing at the time, and now needs a backup plan. I'm guessing it's the second of the two, even so, I might see her again. I'll play it by ear this weekend. It's my first Real Doll fan pics! With the amount of lovings that I'm getting now, a Real Doll is starting to look good to me. Those are from the good people over at Rubber Anchovies. Classic site with boobies. Here's another good site that threw a link up for me. They gave me a good review, so I feel like I should link them or something. Here's some signs that the girl isn't worth the time you're spending on her. It's a pretty good email that was sent in to me. Tomorrow is my last busy day and then it's time to relax. I'll probably see that Planet of the Apes movie and just fucking veg out on Saturday. I love the weekends cause I can get up late, jerk off at least three times and not do shit all day long. Thursday July 26, 2001 One False Move (7:00PM EST) Jack I got my check from the government today, but I also heard some fucked up news about it. I'll post about tomorrow after I read a little more about it. I think everyone is going to pissed if this turns out to be what I think it is. And now more fucked up AOL personals. sweet guy wanted - When I hear the words 'Pig Vomit' this girls face is what comes to mind. How come all the ugly girls say that they are shy at first. Why don't they just admit that they have no self esteem and would let any guy give them a Dirty Sanchez because it would be some form of attention. sexy italiana ... - Thick looks alright, I'd probably do her after a six-pack or so. She goes to same the school that I used to, so that's pretty cool. She's also a computer programming major which is the same as me! Is Mr. Right you? - No Mr. Right is definitely not me. Look at the size of her melon!! I bet if she head butted some one she'd do serious some serious damage. Seeking Honestly - Hot! But probably one of those porn ads. You know the ones where you email the girl and then she has you go to some pay per peek site. Fucking scam. Cute girl for hot guy - Not bad looking. She looks like she'd be a fun party chick. I'd take her out for a few months and find a new flavor of the week. For more personals where you're guaranteed to get laid, check out Adult Friend Finder. There's like a million fucking chicks there with their legs spread wide, just waiting for you to email them. Try it out, you wont be disapointed. Another thing to try out is the Tongue Vibrator. If you got a small dick like Necro you'll want to invest in one of these gadgets. Shit if you don't got a small dick it's something you want to pick out. The more oral pleasure you give your lady the more you'll get in return. I still remember the first time I went down on a girl. Now this was like the first time so I didn't know what I was getting into. So I pull down the chick's panties and I'm hit with the worst smell in the world. I've got two choices of what I can do, fucking bail out of there and don't look back, or be a man and go through with it. I end up going through with the deed, but I was turned off from dropping for awhile after that. I thought all poon smelled as bad the rotting carcass that this girl was carrying around. Just remembering that is going to make me hurl. More shit later on tonight. Rain (11:00AM EST) Jack Last night I was talking with this chick who is like perfect for me. She likes sex, movies, and all the other cool stuff that I like. I'm seriously going to marry this chick. It's kind of funny because I've never met her, but as long as she has decent boobies and a not to loose cooch I'll be with her forever! I've also got another chick writing for the site. She's going to be handling all the girlie type articles and other shit that I can't do myself. Click here for her bio. I had gotten a pretty good email, but it's not on my computer now. I'll post it as soon as I can find it. I also got some pics from the people over at Rubber Anchovies. Those will be posted tonight too. Here's a couple more Hey Jackoff! pictures. - Wet T-Shirts - Wicked Hot Chick - The IWANGF Top 50 now ranks your hits in per day to give people an equal opportunity of hits. If you haven't signed up, now's your chance. Right now if you send one hit you're almost in the Top 10! I posted Sasha's first Article. It's about how to give good head and it's in the Sex Tips section. Fucking POS Computer (12:00AM EST) Jack - Phong - Driestone - The Movie Spoiler - Those are both non E/N sites so check them out for something different. The phone site is wicked cool. I wish I could do like half the stuff that guy can do. I was thinking about locking myself in my room for the weekend and learning flash. It would give me something constructive to do, and it would add to the site. Either that or come up version 2 of IWANGF. I will be doing that soon, so one day you'll come here and it will totally different. So I had my whole post about my perfect girl and it got lost so I'll write the shortened version. Basically there's like three things I'm looking for in a member of the opposite sex. The first thing is that the girl has to be smart. Now I don't mean book smart, I just don't want to be dating a girl who wants to work at McDonalds for the rest of her life. The chick doesn't have to be super smart, but she has to have some kind of knowledge. Second the girl has to be attractive. Now I don't mean like model gorgeous, but just attractive to me. I know in like the first 10 minutes of a date if I'm ever going to see this chick again. Now I'll never bail like halfway through a date, but there are many girls who just never heard from me again after we met. Third the girl has to have a sense of humor. Or at least be able to understand mine. Or even just laugh at my dumb jokes. I like to laugh and my girlfriend better be able to make me. So if they're are girls out there who want to apply for the position of being my girlfriend, I'd love to hear from ya. Wednesday July 25, 2001 Fuck You All (8:00PM EST) Jack jack, you're an idiot. write some stuff worth writing. that banner is about as real as jack's portrayed life. jackass... You fucking cock smokers that come to this page are never happy. If I post more porn you people get bitter, if I post shit that's going on in my life you're bored, if post weird pics I'm trying to be Stile. So fuck all you people cause I quit. Find some other place to go for free porn, cause I'm closing up shop soon. Update: Actually I wont quit. I've found a new purpose and you can all help out. Click This Name: ONESEXYBITCH Fucking Hot (7:00PM EST) Jack I've always had that habit of pissing girls off for some reason. It's like this special talent that I have. I'm not sure where I got it from, but I'm like wicked good at it. - Beach Bums - Must Be Love - Drinking Twins - Whoppers - Real World (12:00AM EST) Jack I finally got some of pics of Danielle to show ya. - Danielle - Danielle - Danielle - Those should tie you over for now..... If you feel the need to email Danielle you can with this address. Be nice though, if you're all cool maybe she'll take some more pics. - Top 50 Sites - Comments? - Email Me - Monday July 23, 2001 Long Day (9:00PM EST) Jack So it's Monday already. Seems like it was just Friday like two days ago. Click here to read about what I did this weekend. Still no pictures of Danielle for you horny kids out there, but maybe I'll use my charm and get some tonight. Don't hold your breath though, she's a good girl. Speaking of good girls here's some hot cam girls for you to jerk off too. Cause we all know that's what you people do. Annette's Cam - She's hot and she's cool just like the web page says. Of course it doesn't mention that she's as ugly as the shit I wiped off my shoe this morning. LV Live Cam - Ok, after checking out that last chick, I'll give you something good to look at. Now if she would only send me naked pictures with my name on her boobies. I'd be a happy man. Big Tits - This chick has big boobies..... Give Me a Blow Job - I want to do this girl up the poop shoot and then make her go down on me. She just looks to innocent and needs to be corrupted by me. Ok enough of the Cam Girl sucking up. I'll leave that to Faggy Matty. He's pretty good and kissing cam girl ass. So now on to the real stuff. Besides being the ugliest site on the net, this one takes the cake for having the best story. I could only get through the first paragraph before I went blind, but maybe some one will be able to read the whole. It's going to take a stronger man than I though. I plugged this site last week, but I guess it wasn't totally finished. Oops. Check it out though it's really a cool looking site. And you all know I'm a sucked for cool looking sites and boobies with my name on them. Here's another great local site that I check out. And here's a bunch of cam girls locked in a room dykeing out. Since every other site is talking about I guess I'll write a paragraph on it too. Computer viruses blow and this one is really pissing me off. From Friday I've got at least 100 emails with this exact phrase. Hi! How are you? Go here and fix it. Now, that is all. But I've got some other Spam that pisses me off. It's those fake responses from "AOL Chicks" This time their promoting 1-900 numbers and shit. But I bet there's dudes that call these whores and spend their 5 dollars a minute. Hey Ernie was at Six Flags this last weekend! That might be the only cool thing about WMASS is that there's a "theme park" right down the street from me. The Superman ride does kick some serious ass though. I'm out for now, check back later for more. - Comments? - Email Me? - Free Lesbian Videos - Invalid (1:30PM EST) Jack Fuck Connecticut (12:00AM EST) Jack So after being stuck for what seemed like forever, I thought the worst was behind. And it was until I took a wrong turn and ended up somewhere in the Bronx. At this point I was ready to just find the next exit going north and call it a day. But I saw a sign for the road I was supposed to be on in the first place and finally made it to Danielle's house about 3 hours late. Danielle is a wicked cool chick and it kind of sucks that she lives like three hours away. Now that I know how to get there and she knows how to get to my place it should be a little easier to see each other.... Well, once I was finally there we took a trip to Dave & Busters, which was like heaven for me. There was food, booze, and arcade games. What more could I ask for? So after some beers and some laughs we headed back to her place and watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail, a fucking classic movie. I'll write up the whole thing tonight. That's one of the better fan signs I've gotten lately. It's from Katie over at Sinwagon. Check out the site, it's a collection of some of the best writers on the net. It's always great when writers get together and work together to make a really awesome site. I liked Dot Cult when it was around, so the more collaborations the better I say. - Amateur Pics - More Amateur Pics - School Girls - Fan Pics - This is going to be a busy week for me, but don't worry I'll keep you informed. Next weekend I'm hopefully going to be able to see Planet of the Apes, which looks pretty fucking phat. Do people still say phat these days? I'm so out of touch, I don't know if it's cool anymore. Big thanks goes out to Matt over at X-Entertainment. Besides having a site that keeps you coming back for more he linked me down at the bottom of one of his posts. It's kind of cool when a site that I really like shows some love for this one. Some other sites I really like. - Shock Comics - Rubber Anchovies - God Shave ... - Check them out, you wont be disappointed. Now here's some more 'Hey Jackoff!' signs. - Jackoff - Jackoff - Jackoff - Jackoff - I've found the woman I want to marry. Her name is Dee and she's wicked hot! I want to spread those thunder thighs of hers and make sweet sweet love to her body. Of course I could never have her get on top of me, because I would be crushed in like two seconds. And now it's AOL personal time. Just Looking - There's just something a little wrong with that picture. Maybe it's the size of her nose, or the fact that she looks like the Evil Witch of the West. Or was that the East? Either way this a chick you don't really want to see in a back alley somewhere. Looking for Perfection - Way, way out of my league.... Sweet Girl... - The picture of this chick kind of reminds of Bathtub Girl. Both a couple of hot chicks, but this one gets bonus points for being into girls! It's hilarious looking through the lesbian ads and seeing the ones where the chick is looking for a another girl to join in with her boyfriend. If I had a serious girlfriend I'd totally make her do one of those ads. I've only had one semi-threesome experience and I have to say it's a little intimidating. I'm scared that I'm not going to be able to please one woman, now I had to make two of them happy. Luckily everything went as planned and we all got our cookies. There's something so natural about watching two chicks in a 69 position. I decided to take Gaytime Stuff down. Faggy Matty is starting another site, and it looks as gay as his first one. So the joke has run its course and it's time to put an end to it. Good luck with Cam Girl Magazine, that's exactly what the Internet needs, another fucking site that kisses the ass of 15 year old cam girls. It took me like an hour and half to get these pics from this chick. I imed her after seeing her pic on Fine Beauties and asked her for some naked pics. Seeing as how she is 17 she said she couldn't but could send over cleavage. So she sends me some generic picture of her in her grandma panties. I tell her it has to have my name on it, so then she sends me a photoshop pic. I tell her I don't take photoshop pics so she finally makes a sign, but spells the URL wrong!! Well, since she is smoking hot, I'll cut her some slack. Here's the rest of her pictures. That's all for right now, I've got some errands to run, but I'll be back on in a few. - Top 50 Sites - Comments? - Email Me - Thursday July 19, 2001 Being Taken Seriously (7:00PM EST) Jack Well, that last sentence is an exaggeration, but you get the idea. How does some chick that lives in Cali know about my stupid little site. Sometimes I have to sit back and just realize that people all over the world are reading the crap that I put on this page. If only I could use this to my advantage in real life. Instead this is the only way I can get girls to fuck me. It's almost the weekend and it's going to be shopping time again. I'll pick up some more pizzas, Mac and Cheese, and the other goodies to keep the ideas flowing out of this abused brain. I figure I've got about 10 more good years in me before my body shuts down from smoking, drinking, and eating 10 pieces of bacon for breakfast. I plan on living each day like it's my last, because it wouldn't surprise me if it was my last! - Shop - Shop - Shop - Shop - Shop - Shop - Cleanup in Aisle 11! We've got an exploded pussy! Ever wanted to play Fantasy Death Row? Well, now here's your chance. Take your pic of three death row inmates and either watch them get pardoned, executed, or executed and then pardoned! Better pick your three right the first time cause there are no second chance with FDR. By this time tomorrow I should be hitting the great state of New Jersey for the beginning of my weekend excursion. I'll be leaving at 5:00 and I think it only takes a couple hours to get there. So barring any traffic accidents, or some stupid happening it should be an easy trip. - Comments? - Top 50 Sites - Springfield Sucks (3:00PM EST) Jack - Little Effect - Don't Look Away - Orsm - Three high quality sites that send out traffic this way. Click those three links A LOT! Lately a lot of people have been asking what happened with Survivorer (Well, that's a lie, one person has been bugging me about it) As far as I know, Amanda was dissatisfied with the quality of posts and that people weren't taking it seriously enough. I don't know I guess it seemed to be going ok to me, but that's only because I wasn't voted off. It might be kind of cool to start like a Survivorer Part 2 Part 2, but I have neither the motivation or the programming skills to come up with something half as good as Amanda did. So I suppose that this Survivorer will go down in infamy. I'm going to buy a Real Doll someday, but only if it looks like her. Wednesday July 18, 2001 Good Days (6:22PM EST) Jack Today I got hit on by a chick with no teeth. Now I think I'm a decent looking guy so the quality of girls hitting on me shouldn't be that low. I guess it took a lot of nuts to ask for her my number. But I busted out the 'I have a girlfriend' line and that solved that problem. It is a little flattering that this chick found me attractive to pursue me, but why couldn't she have been hotter? Like some model looking that wanted my schlong. I guess beggers shouldn't be choosers though. - Hoopee - Whatever Dude - The Campus Rag - It looks like Daign is interested in Charisma's little Halter Top. I'm sure it's not really him, but who the fuck would pay over $20 for some little girl's clothe. Especially when you can buy Danielle's panties for $50. I bet it's some dirty old man who going to sniff that shirt while he's whacking off to her picture on the net. Ahh, I love what the world is coming too. - Comics - Comics - Comics - Comics - Comics - Comics - I love Funny Pictures! They're FUNNY!! - Show us Your Boobs! - Four Great Looking Boobs - WTF? - - Got Wood? - My Kid - Twat Trap - The Snes Emulator has been taking up more and more of precious time. I downloaded Populous a classic game from the past. Now if I can just find a N64 emulator and some games, I'll never leave the house. Email anything you got to me. - Lesbian Love - Comments? - Vote For Me? - Body Modification (12:00AM EST) Jack - Ow! - Ow! - Ow! - Ow! - Ow! - Ow! - Ow! - - Ow! - Ow! - Ow! - Ow! - Ow! - Ow! - Ow! - Ow! - I've got the best looking chick to take a picture for me, but I'll post it later. For now entertain yourself with these three things. - Top 50 Sites - Comments? - Send Me Fan Signs? - Tuesday July 17, 2001 I'm a Fisherman! (6:00PM EST) Jack In other news that totally isn't false, I think it's time to give up all my vices. Maybe this week I'll cut down my alcohol intake, and stop chain smoking. For some one who doesn't do jack-shit for exercise, I'm not really in that bad of shape. Imagine if I could tear myself away from the computer and hit the gym. I think I'll start doing that next Monday. My beer gut is really getting out of control and I think a couple hours at the gym would help me out. It would be another opportunity to meet chicks too. Check out Gaytimestuff for Matty's latest conversation. If he's not gay he sure is psychotic! If I ruled the world, people like Matty would be anally raped for hour and hours and then castrated. There's no need to have any little Matty's running around pissing off kids in Grade through High School. Just my opinion though. I hope I don't get sued for typing it on the screen..... - Top 50 Sites - Comments? - Email Me - Monday July 16, 2001 Food!! (7:00PM EST) Jack From: Kristen P.S. I broke up with my boyfriend, and I'd love to visit you. :) Getting emails like that last one make running this site worthwhile. So maybe Kristen will get to wear that Catholic school girl uniform for me sometime. Shit, I'd probably just bust a nut right in my pants if she ever came on to me wearing that. I kind of half assed the cam girl battles, so check them out if you're extremely bored. Another thing that I've been killing a ton of time with is old SNES games. Sometimes you forget how cool those old games were. I guess that the best one I've playing is the old T2: Arcade Game. I remember dumping 5 bucks into that thing every day and still not being able to make it through the level with the truck. Now thanks to Game Genie and the internet I was finally able to beat it last night. All I have to say is FUCK YOU T1000! HA HA HA HA (2:00PM EST) Jack Here's another article on why chicks cover up their nipples when taking fan signs. This one courtesy of Sarah from Wondergirl. If you're a cam girl and think you could beat another cam girl, send me an email. If your hot enough I might even add you to my portal section. - Fire - Fire - Fire - Fire - Fire - Fire - Fire - When I go on Instant Messenger I usually get a few ims from chicks wanting to talk. So, one of the first questions I ask is if they have a pic. With the increase of webcams and digital cameras most of the do. But the thing that cracks me up is they all say 'Please don't put this on your site.....' I hate to burst your bubbles girls, but most of you aren't that interesting and I think I speak for everyone when I say people don't really care about a picture of you and your friends at the park or whatever else you're doing. No offense or anything, but why would I put some random chick's picture up here. It just doesn't make sense. - Cali 310 - Mikey Comics - Eat the Rich - I'm a sucker for cool looking sites, and this is one of the coolest I've seen in awhile. If only I had of the design sense as that dude this could be one cool looking site. As it stands now you're going to have to deal with my shitty style. It's lunchtime so I'll catch ya later! Your Momma (12:00AM EST) Jack I've given this chick a hard time in the past, but it was all in good fun and I hope see realizes that. Of course she did call me a loser when I didn't email her back 5 seconds after I read the email. But she did take a few pics, and she's pretty hot so I'll be nice to her for a little while. I've only got one question... Why do chicks cover up their nipples? I mean your whole boobies are out there, why don't you just show everything? Is it because you girls have saucer nipples or something? I don't mean this as a personal thing against this chick, it's just a question in general. Ha! Tara emailed me an explanation about the covering of boobies. Read it Here. - Hey Jackoff - Hey Jackoff - Hey Jackoff - Hey Jackoff - Hey Jackoff - She's also chilling in one of the portals, so click through them all. I might add this chick next May, so when she's 18 she can show those boobies off for us. I think I found my perfect girlfriend. If you ever watch MTV I'm sure you've seen that Becoming show. Well, I was flipping around and this girl totally caught my eye. I could be happy for the rest of my life if that was the piece of ass I was coming home to each night. Shit, they showed her boyfriend and he looked like a fucking tool. There's no way he deserves this girl. She should be on her hands and knees for me! Here's some other girls I'd marry. - Kitty - Amanda - Frosty Lips - I'd marry Amanda just because she's a lesbian and I would be the guy to bring her back to the other side. And if that didn't work out I'd just sit on the couch and let her bring friends home. It would be a very open relationship. Speaking of lesbians, I've got a couple of lesbo neighbors who I swear just eat each other out every day. I come home and all the lights are off except for the one in the bedroom. Instead of the sounds of a TV or a radio coming out of the window I'm treated to the sounds of Lesbian Love. It would be a lot cooler if they were lipstick lesbians, but there more of the manly kind. But hey, two chicks going at it is better than some fat dude banging his trailer park wife up the ass. And beggars can't be choosers...... Ever since Matty posted that fake gay ad with my picture I've been getting a few emails. Since I'm comfortable in my sexuality and don't throw a hissy fit when some one calls me a fag, it's been a pretty good joke. I didn't know I would be so popular if I was a homo. Here's the best one I've gotten. From: Jeffery
This dude is like 40 fucking years old!! His site is pretty scary too, he's fucking hanging out with stuffed animals and just being his gay self. So Matty in honor of you coming out of the closet I wanted to post this banner you can put on your next site. Ok enough Matty bashing, it's time to move on to a new person. If you feel like pissing me off and being the subject of ridicule for about a week or until I forget about you, just ask me for a link or something else stupid. You too can find your name up here! Now I see A Lot of porn everyday but this girl is by far one of the best porn chicks to ever grace my site. - Hot - Hot - Hot - Hot - Hot - Hot - Hot - Hot - Hot - I think the one word of hot describes that girl rather well. I'm bored tonight, so starting tomorrow I'll be doing the cam girl face offs again. Tomorrow's fighters will be Fragile Sin and the Amazon Bitch. They're both Bad Ass Chicks so it's going to be a battle to remember. Look for that tomorrow at some point. While on the subject of bad ass chicks, would you date a girl if she could kick more ass that you could? Like say you're at a bar and some one is starting shit. Now before you get a chance to react, your girlfriend is already in the middle and has laid the dude out on the floor. I think although it's cool that the chick can hold her own, I don't think I could handle is my girlfriend was a brawler. Just a little food for thought. I don't think I could handle this girl either. - Poor Banana - Poor Banana - Poor Banana - The new Spiderman trailer looks pretty sweet, you can search around for it, or just download it from Arrogancy. I'm looking forward to J&SBSB and POA this summer. Hopefully they'll both do well. Back when I first saw Clerks I was working as a bus boy in an Italian place. I totally understood where Kevin Smith was coming from with the retarded customer bit. We were going to make our own version but the deal with Paramount fell through, and then high school was starting back up. Maybe I'll bring out some of the video for the site. It would be pretty cool to see a young little Jack trying to act. Leave Me Messages: 1-877-603-1400 ext. 572 Voicemail is always fun to get so leave me one now! That's all for now, but I'll be on Instant Messenger if you want to chat Sunday July 15, 2001 Food Shopping (3:00PM EST) Jack Since AOL is being gay I'm going to post some Adult Friend Finder Personals. You have to be a registered member before you look, so sign up here first. It's free to join, and you're almost guaranteed to hook up. Looking for a Man - This chick looks like she'd be pretty frisky in the sac, and almost respectable enough to bring her home to mom. In my years I've noticed that some of really shy looking chicks are freakiest once you get their panties around their ankles. That's the one that I contacted, but there's like thousands of chicks listed so check it out. The countdown is on until I release my new site. I'm working on it like 20 hours a day making sure everything is perfect, and when it is I'll release it to the general public. Actually that's a lie, because once it's half done I'll let you all take a look and tell me what you think. I plan on making it much more interactive and a lot more user friendly. If you like it, cool, if not you can always stay here. - Free Amateurs - Young Sluts - Lesbian Videos - Ok, I'm off to the store. When I return I'll have many french bread pizzas, phone numbers, and a ton of Coke. I'm Back Bitches! (1:00AM EST) Jack I was supposed to take a little road trip to Jersey this weekend, but plans got fouled up and I wasn't able to go. Hopefully I'm going to venture down there this weekend coming up and I'll tons of pictures to share with you from that. It's been a little while since I went anywhere new. With a job, school, and this site it's sometimes difficult to get away. Next weekend will be a well deserved break from EVERYTHING. Plus I plan on getting laid A LOT, and that's never a bad thing. Especially when it's the same girl that's selling her panties. Maybe if I'm real nice, she'll let me take some snapshots of her down there at the beach. If not that nice, I'll sneak some anyways! Time for your daily dose of fucked up and sexy shit! - Girl in a Box - Me at the Beach - Eat Much? - Huge Tits - - Melt in Your Mouth - Not in Your Hand - Air Bags - Sticks - - Titty Sandwich - What the Fuck? - That's enough eye candy for today. There's going to be plenty more later so you'll just have to sit on the edge of your seat clicking the refresh button until the page changes. I promise it will, very soon, just after I get a little bit of sleep and maybe something to eat. - Hate the Mainstream - GaytimeStuff Explanation - Top 50 Sites - I found this site in my referrals today. Just the name alone cracks me up. It's funny, more and more porn website are linking my site. Maybe if this whole thing falls through I can start up a career in the porn movie industry. I'm hung like a mosquito, but they have special effects to take care of that stuff. So if any porn ladies wanna fly me out to wherever they make that shit and give me a weekend full of oral pleasure, you know how to get in touch with me. I got some of the first new Fan Signs I've been asking for. Basically the theme is 'Hey Jackoff!' This should be pretty cool because not just chicks can play this game, it's open to everyone. Plus I'll get to see what you fucked up people look like. So send in your picture today! - Hey Jackoff - Hey Jackoff - Hey Jackoff - This is just the beginning off many more signs. Tits and Ass are not requiered, but always welcome! I just checked in with Survivorer and it looks like another Kucher bites the dust. Maybe I'll survive another round, but we Kucher's are dropping like flies. Good luck everyone. I do want to give a big link to Wonder Girl. She spent a lot of time on Vivian Love page and she deserves some recognition. So check out her site, and look for the Sarah and Jack show in August. In other 'reality' series news, some dude from Big Brother from kicked off this week for threatening to kill one of the girls on the show. I guess they were all drinking and fooling around and this douche bag puts a knife to the girl's throat. Smooth move you fucking idiot. I learned this rule in middle school; if you're trying to get into a girl's pants, don't put a knife to her throat. Of course, now that I'm older and more experienced, I've found girls that find this a turn-on. Not that I want to make any of them my future ex-wife. But hey, you gotta try all the flavors of ice cream before you find a favorite. Saturday July 14, 2001 I Want a New Layout (1:00AM EST) Jack I've got some more fan signs to post, but I'm going to hold off until Monday. Basically I want the readers of IWANG to make fan signs with the following caption. "Hey Jackoff!" I don't care if you're male, female, or a fucking animal. The more the better. The same rules apply; No Photoshop, ball sacs, or wieners. Tits and female ass would be the best. That's all for tonight. Check out these people who post more than me. - Slap Ass - Rejected 2k - Thursday July 12, 2001 Garage Dogs (11:00AM EST) Jack Thursday July 12 We are playing with local punks SideKick at Al's bar on Thursday July 12. More to come....shave your heads and put on your shitkickers for this one. Lot of shit going down, more updates later. Wednesday July 11, 2001 Immunity Challenge (3:00AM EST) Jack Booty Time (1:30AM EST) Jack 1. A Restraining Order 2. Meeting Bi-Sexual Girls And now tonight I'm being threatened with a lawsuit. Under the advice of my non-existent lawyer, I've decided to go to court and fight for my good name!! Even if I go to jail I'll continue to update, I swear! IWANG is permanent baby, there's no getting rid of me. This will be the last time I mention it, at least until I get served. Then I'll bring a camera to the courtroom and have a weeks worth of content. Tuesday July 10, 2001 Stupid News (7:00PM EST) Jack Police Arrest Man Dressed as Women - Sounds like something Matty would get arrested for. Holy Shit He Did Get Arrested!! Matty is Arrested For Being a Flaming Homosexual - Looks like GaytimeStuff is in trouble again. From: Rantbox Our twats are not sideways (last I checked anyway)...neither are our eyes for that matter. Dork. Mal www.rantbox.org Don't I just feel retarded now.... Wanna prove it it to me? Shit Fuck (11:15AM EST) Jack I think I was the "butt pirate" line that got my attention, then I started reading these stats: unemployeed, voodoo, drinks often - and I couldn't stop laughing. You seem pretty kewl and love the humor. And if it's all true, then you are definitely interesting. Don't know what to expect from this, I ain't looking for some love connection. Here's my picture, that's only fair. WBNichols@hotmail.com Hear from you soon. It's in response to this ad that Matty posted. When's that faggot going to learn that I like chicks? Notice how I don't threaten to sue him or anything, cause it's a joke! Plus I'm secure in my masculinity so shit like that doesn't really bother me. Last night one my teammates got voted off Survivorer. This was the first immunity challenge that we lost so now I guess I know how the Ogakers felt each time. I really thought I was going to be voted off, so I've got a second chance to make some really cool posts. Road Fools (12:00AM EST) Jack - Ellen - Ellen - Ellen - Ellen - I bet that chick is so high-maintenance in real life that she'd be the biggest pain in my ass after a month or two. Which leads me to a good question. Would you go out with a wicked hot chick, even if she was the biggest bitch in the world? I think if the sex was good I'd probably stay in it for a little while. I mean good sex is hard to come by these days. Even if she was a bitch I'd at least make her shut up ten times a day while she's going down on me. Now isn't that the perfect desktop? - Paula Poundstone a Drunk?! - Some Fag from BSB a Drunk? - What the fuck is it with celebrities? We've the man hating agenda of rage dyke getting busted for groping little kids. And then we've got some fucking homo who checks himself into rehab for 'clinical depression, anxiety and his excessive consumption of alcohol.' This guy could bang any chick from the age of 18 - 25, why is he so fucking depressed? Maybe he's wrestling with his homosexuality like Matty. Maybe if he comes out of the closet all the way like Matty did he wont feel so depressed all the time. Maybe they can even push each other's stools in all night long. I got an email from a couple of Towel Heads and I'm debating on whether I should post it. Basically they rip on the US and lots of other shit. Maybe I should just post their email addresses and let you guys send them a bunch of gay porn. I'll do it tomorrow, I'm in too good of a mood to let a couple of Dune Coons ruin my night. Monday July 9, 2001 Fuck @m@z0n (7:21PM EST) Jack Amazon.com feels these types of items are inappropriate for our Auctions and zShops Community. As stated in the Seller's Guide in the Auctions and zShops Help desk: "If we determine that the content of a listing is prohibited, Potentially illegal, or inappropriate, we will summarily remove the questionable listing, without returning listing fees. Amazon.com reserves the right to make judgments about whether content is appropriate." In reviewing the above-referenced listing, we feel that it fails to fit within the community standard that Amazon.com is seeking to build. Please understand that we take such steps in the interest of maintaining a free and fair auction venue for all participants. Thank you for your interest in Amazon.com. So Danielle's pair of panties was deemed inappropriate, while hundreds of other panty auctions are allowed to go on. Well, Danielle's panties will be sold, but not by Amazon. I had to move it over to Yahoo auctions, so I'm sorry to all the people who bidded. Check out the new link and sorry for the inconvience. Stuff (10:00AM EST) Jack What other website can you find a picture of my face right next to the picture of a hot chicks panties? NONE! I really need to get laid this week, so it's time to go back to the Adult Friend Finder Personals. If you're ever in a pinch and need to find some hooker to take home, AFF is the place. If you're looking for something a little more than just some random hot sex, check out Friend Finder. It's a little tamer than AFF, but there's still some hot chicks that put up personal ads. Weekend Is Over (12:00AM EST) Jack - Little Bitch - Little Bitch - Little Bitch - Little Bitch - Little Bitch - Those were made with you in mind Matty, and don't you forget it. Thank god Class or Sex is coming back in September. I think the world is better place now that 'Ask Douchebag' is no more. Just keep repeating these words (I'm a little Bitch!) and maybe you'll learn something Chaz. Enough of that, it's time for my nightly rambling about stupid shit. Last night the Story of Us was on. Now you're probably like why the fuck did you watch that gay piece of shit movie. Besides having that fine piece of ass, Michelle Pfeiffer, there's this one song that I like. I used to have it on my computer but I must have deleted it. I forget the name of it, but it's the one they play at the end. A stupid reason to watch a movie, but we all have our annoying traits. - Water Fall - Water Fall - Water Fall - Water Fall - Water Fall - Nope, not that kind of waterfall. Mandy loves me! - Mandy - Mandy - Mandy - Mandy - And I love Mandy! Right now I'm watching the weakest link and I'm thinking I could totally do better than any of these fools. Some douche bag didn't know that Yeast is what makes bread rise, how fucking dumb is that? So I'm going on a little road trip next weekend. I'll be visiting Danielle down on the Jersey shore. This will be cool for two reasons. One I'll get to see the chick again, and two, I'll be going to the beach for the first time this summer. We'll be sure to take many pictures so those will probably be up here next Monday. Here's some reader mail. From: Nate Nate's a good dude. He has had me linked since his beginning and that's wicked cool. Check out his site, it's like one of those Hot or Not Sites, but much cooler. From: Magic Eyes Any chicks who like to give blow jobs want to handle this? From: Karisa Sunday July 8, 2001 Food Shopping (2:00AM EST) Jack This works out great for me, because I can go up to them and ask what kind of laundry detergent to get and all that other shit. That line beats 'Come here often?' every time. Since no one decided to chip into my grocery fund all I could get was Oodles of Noodles and the ghetto brand of coke. Isn't there some rich chick that wants to make sure I'm well fed?? I posted some of the sickest pictures ever over in the forum. I've posted some pretty fucked up things in the past, but these are probably the worst because they're real! There are seriously deranged people out there in this world. On the subject of deranged, I got a bunch of emails about the 'Piss Shiver' and the spraying piss, check them out here. Some one imed me with a link to site that explained it in detail, but I lost it. It was over at Straight Dope, a wicked classy site. Search around, you'll find it. - Apple - Orange - Strawberry - Banana - Plum - Turnip - - Blue Berry - Ha! I lied they're all radishes! I bet no one accuses her of not eating enough veggies! Hey! Who wants to see an old ladies asshole! Bet you really didn't want to see that, huh? Now some cool cats to erase that image from your mind. Uncle Melon - He's the uncle we all wished we had! Villete - She's my whore, need I say more? Only two good links cause I want you to click on those and visit them a lot. But read them and look at the pictures too. And now for the best link of all.... How would you like to own the panties that Danielle wore when she came to see me?? Well now you can! The bidding has started at one dollar so start bidding now and let's see how high we can get it up too! All proceeds go to the Danielle fund and the more she gets, the more she can visit me!!! Saturday July 7, 2001 GaytimeStuff Stuff (2:00PM EST) Jack Don't Fuck With Me (1:15AM EST) Jack - Little Bitch - Little Bitch - Little Bitch - Little Bitch - - Little Bitch - Little Bitch - Little Bitch - While we're on the subject of pissing, does anyone else get that 'Piss Shiver' after taking a leak? Or am I the only one? - Funny - Funny - Sexy - Entertaining - Drunk - I just got this in my email as I was finishing this post, so here's another excellent picture for the Flaming Homo named Matty. Friday July 6, 2001 Little Bitches (9:00PM EST) Jack - Little Bitch - Little Bitch - Send in your own Don't Fuck With Jack Pics. You'll win a prize or something.... Actually I'll just post them here, but that's a cool prize in itself. Another Ogaker is going to bite the dust over at Survivorer. Luckily my team has pulled through in the 2 immunity challenges, cause I'm sure the other team is just ready to vote me off. It's fun though, so I plan on sticking around as long as I can. Now for your Friday pictures. - Friday - Friday - Friday - Friday - Friday - Friday - Friday - - Friday - Friday - Friday - Friday - Friday - Friday - Friday - Friday - Just some more random porn pictures for all you people. I took some pictures of my room and food that's in my fridge, but I can't find the software to download onto my computer. So you'll just have to wait for those amazing pictures. Yeah so keep refreshing this page and maybe they'll show up. Weekend (1:00AM EST) Jack Gaytime Stuff seems to be doing rather well. But for all the people that emailed I'm sorry I can't host your sites. Of course this is the thanks I get. Gaytimestuff: No. You put us out of business Jack. You screwed over ClassOrSex. You screwed over RexMag. So now it's my fault that PTS closed its doors. What I really think happened was that Matthew has no real grip on REALITY. Go out and live a little bit dude, there's no need to be worry about words on a computer screen. Especially from no one you've met and wont ever meet. Oh well, honestly Matthew, I'm not going to lose any sleep over it. Here's some words to repeat to yourself while you're lying in bed wide awake. DON'T FUCK WITH JACK! Ok, since that's out of my system it's time for some good stuff. Since this website has taking so much out of me I needed to hire an assistant to take care of the day to day stuff in my life. Like getting naked on top of computer desk. - Assistant - Assistant - Assistant - Assistant - Now that's the shit I be talking about! And since you know I can't feed myself without a woman in the house I hired a live in cook too! - Cook - Cook - Cook - Cook - Cook - Cook - Cook - Very nice. If you don't feel like reading the rest of this update skim down to the bottom, there's a bunch of random pictures that I wanted to get rid of. If wanna read the rest of my boring post, keep on going. Being as it's going to Friday night, I should probably do something exciting. Maybe I'll hit off Kahunaville to break up my routine or doing Jack-Shit. What I should do is go to the gym and start working off this beer gut. Pizza and beer is finally catching up with me. Need a Smoke. Be Back in a Minute. Meantime check out pics of your mom. (5 Minutes Later) That's so much better! I write a lot more when I have Nicotine pumping through my system. I've been listening to a lot of Dance Hall lately. Here's a couple of the best. - Buju Banton - Beenie Man - There's nothing better than listening to that on a Summer day. It's funny though, not that many people listen to it where I live. It's all Shania Twain and country music.... Haha, I lied about the pics, they'll be up in the morning. Thursday July 5, 2001 New Stuff (5:00PM EST) Jack Vacation is over and it's time to go back to the real world. It's kind of of weird not working for a couple of days, I don't really know how to keep myself busy if I'm not working. I did some maintenance on the page, but even that didn't keep my attention for too long. At least Survivorer is alive and well, without that site I'd be totally bored out of my mind. I added a couple new sections to the forums, Webmaster Stuff, and a Music Section. Check it out if your bored. I also posted some pretty fucked pictures, I didn't want to link them on the main page, but if you click here you can see them. I'll be back with a real update after I eat. - Hot Babes - Revenge on Your Ex - Tuesday July 3, 2001 Some Stupid People (5:30PM EST) Jack And now, some good people. From: Kiss
Us I Love amateur porn stars! And this chick is one of the hot ones, not the ugly ones you see in Penthouses Beaver of the Month. So to answer your questions, yes I want tons of pics from you, and no I'm not doing anything fun for the Fourth of July. Maybe I'll go hit Anthony's and bring some strippers back to my place for a little BBQ. Busy Day (12:00AM EST) Jack Update: Our tribe won the Immunity Challenge with the help of Dan-O's intelligent posts! The other tribe has until Midnight to vote their teammate off. Hey the Fourth of July is tomorrow, I'll probably be taking the worlds shortest vacation! If you're going any where cool take some pictures with a IWANGF sign and you too can be on this page! Shit, even if you're sitting on your lawn chair take some pics! Don't get me wrong, I love pics from the females on web cams, but let's see some public shit! IWANGF at the pool, basketball courts, or on a tanned girls stomach. It's summertime, so show me what you got! I posted another Interracial Email. If you've got any views on the subject be sure to send them in. I've yet to experience the pleasure of sinking into a big black booty so I have so advice, or stories to tell. So if you've some Jungle Fever loving stories to tell, let me know. I want to hear about all you lesbians out there too. I want First Time Stories, complete with lots and lots of details. Like the time you were at band camp and made out with your counselor and shit like that. Don't forget the details though! Free Lifetime VIP Membership To Lesbian Flicks! Want a link from me? Tired of begging of me on AIM to link your site? Sign up at the IWANGF Top 50 and you wont have to bother me again! And now for some AOL personals. Waiting For You... - This is the chick I've been waiting for my whole life. She looks wicked sweet and innocent but I get if I got her back to my place she start ripping my clothes off and doing things I've never done before. Either that or she's one of those girls that's saving her precious virginity till marriage. Your Hearts True Desire - Stripper on her last leg. 20 S Bi F - I'd do this broad and hopefully get her to bring chicks home at the end of the day. Wild Girl Seeks Guy - As goth as they come. I bet after you wash off all that makeup there's a hot girl under there. The whole problem is when you take her to see your parents and she scared the living shit out of them. Mami in Search of Papi - It really pisses me off when white chicks say the word Papi... Actually it pisses me off when anyone says it. Stop talking like you're 4 fucking years old. And there is no way that this girl is 20 years old. Her pussy must be so used and abused that it's hanging all the way down to her knees. I can't even look at anymore personal after seeing that nasty chick. Since I'm on the topic of ugly girls here's a listing of Cam Girls that appeal to the blind people on the internet. Tricelt - Green hair looked dumb on the girls in my high school, and it looks even dumber on a college girl. In some of the pics she doesn't look half bad, but check out her current webcam.... Sunspeck - The only thing that comes to mind is Rocky from the movie Mask. For some of you younger people, I'm not talking about that Jim Carrey with Cameron Diaz. I'm talking about the Cher flick... go check the dust covered movies in your local Blockbuster. I'd like to her site, but I'm not linking Gaytimestuff anymore. Not a Star - No shit you're not a star.... See if you can even make it to her picture section. Those are about all the ugly girls I can stand. If you know an ugly cam girl, or are an ugly cam girl yourself, send me the URL. If you're ugly enough I'll post it right here on my main page! After wading through these links of ugly broads here's some hot ones for you, too bad they're like 100 years old now. - Old - Old - Old - Old - Old - Old - Not bad for some old porn huh? Well I can hear my lesbian neighbors dyking out in the apartment next to mine so it's time for me to go and snap some pictures! Monday July 2, 2001 Fan Pics (4:05PM EST) Jack Here's some fan pics from WonderGirl. Since I'm not a total prick here's the links to the other 8 contestants on Survivorer. - Adam - Mortimer - Derek - Bob - Sean - Nate - Stacy - Ogre - Survivorer (10:00AM EST) Jack Damn, it looks like Falkware is down again. That website goes down more than my ex-girlfriend did! Long Weekend (12:00AM EST) Jack Good People: - Las Vegas Cam - Little Effect - Holy Zoo - Daign - Smartest Man - Retarded People: I linked the two retarded people to sites that they wish that they were. So PTS = Relationship 101. Get it? I would have linked it to Class or Sex, but they're gone and I'm sad to see it go. It was cool having a website show what college life was really about, not a site with random pictures and random links all over the place. Maybe they'll come back, but they way Matthew talks about it, it's like he owns the domain now. RIP Class or Sex. I'm a judge in the Miss RexMag contest. What can be a better job than to check out hot chicks and point all there bonus points and and there flaws. There's a couple of hot chicks up there already and I'm sure there's going to be many more to follow. Check it out and be ready to watch me in action! They had the Real World marathon on again today, this time it was the New Orleans cast. I was watching a few of the episodes and I noticed that there fridge is always packed with food. I wonder if there is people that go out and buy food for the house. The only reason I mention this is because I live by myself and I can barely keep anything in the fridge. I hate going food shopping and I think I really need a woman to go for me. Or maybe just make a grocery list every week. Check out Reader Mail #6 There's some emails about my date with Danielle, some cheating stories and other good stuff. AndreAnna wrote a good article on how chick fake in bed. The Web Pig also wrote his take on that whole subject. If you've got something to say about the whole issue post something in the message board. I can honestly say chicks have to fake it with me all the time, I've got a tiny cock and last about 30 seconds. I was over at the No Nude Cam Portal looking for girls that I could coax into taking fan pics when I saw Wonderlust. I was actually planning on Iming her, when she beat me to the punch. I asked her for some fan pics and this what she sent over to me. - To Me -To Me -To Me -To Me - The things that I would to that broad sexually would blow her mind. First I'd bring her over to my house, give her some cheap wine and get her nice and drunk. Then once she couldn't handle it anymore I'd get her down in my basement room. Then I'd throw her under my computer desk and make her give me head while I sat online and described what she was doing. When I finished I'd boot her upstairs to sleep on the couch while I slept like a baby on my air mattress. Sounds good doesn't it? Ever think that our culture was fucked up? Try living in Asia where brains are on the menu! - Brains - Brains - Brains - Brains - Brains - Brains - That's why they're soo smart over there! Brains, it does a body good! Maybe this lady here should have eaten some brains before she went on Millionare. How the fuck can you not know that question?! I swear people are getting dumber as each day passes. I know people on the internet are retarded, but I guess it goes beyond that. Something that isn't retarded is Survivorer II which I'm a part of. Most of the 16 contestants have posted their intros so check it out. One of the more debated things is what a 'grinder' is. I'll post the offical explantion here. The long sandwich featuring layers of meat and cheese on a crusty Italian roll or French bread goes by a variety of names. These names are not distributed in a pattern similar to that of other regional words because their use depends on the business and marketing enterprise of the people who create the sandwiches and sell them. Submarine and sub are widespread terms, not assignable to any particular region. Many of the localized terms are clustered in the northeast United States, where the greatest numbers of Italian Americans live. In Maine, it is called an Italian sandwich, befitting its heritage. Elsewhere in New England and in Sacramento, California, it is often called a grinder. New York City knows it as a hero. In the Delaware Valley, including Philadelphia and southern New Jersey, the sandwich is called a hoagie. Speakers in Miami use the name Cuban sandwich. Along the Gulf Coast the same sandwich is often called a poor boy. In New Orleans, a poor boy is likely to be offered in a version featuring fried oysters. Wicked interesting! So a grinder is the same thing as a sub, poor boy, or hero. Maybe us New Englanders just have a different way of talking than everyone else. I wouldn't have it any other way though. Here's my teamates in all their glory. Karrey is wicked cool chick. I had never gone through her site, but since she was a teammate of mine I wanted to check it out and see what she's all about. It's a cool site so you should check it out too. And who could forget the beautiful Dawn Marie. The things I would do to her if I had the chance. I'd have her screaming my name over and over. Yeah you know it Dawn. This girl is going to be in my neck of the woods next month. She's going to a pretty fucking cool school, I think they let you major in Frisbee Throwing if you really want to. She's got a good site and she's pretty cool to talk to so, I'm glad she's on my team. 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