Halloween Hotties Showing Everything
|By Greg Lizardo|
First of all, sorry for the lack of updates here lately. I don't really have an excuse except that I kind of ran out of things to say for a while. I'll keep updating this once in a while when I do have something to say though, so do keep an eye on this blog!
These pictures are from a variety of niche sites, some featuring gothic girls, other featuring devil girls and yet others featuring cosplay girls. If you see something interesting, click on it and it'll bring you to the full free gallery. And of course you'll find even more if you sign up for the site in question.
So yeah, as I said on the main site a few days ago, I'm not a big fan of Halloween or other holidays. It's all just a load of bullshit to me and it kind of pisses me off that so many people take it so seriously. I'm not fucking interested in Halloween flowers or hearing Christmas music for three months in supermarkets. Sure, it's nice if you have kids, I guess. But I don't have kids, so I wish I could just turn it all off and live my life normally -- with the days off from work, that is.
That said, Halloween does have a few advantages over other bullshit holidays though. For one thing, girls tend to turn into total sluts at Halloween parties. There are few other occasions where girls can release their inner whore and dress up as a horny dominatrix or a bloody, half-dressed nurse without getting weird looks, so that's one good thing I suppose. Another advantage is the candy. Wait a few days after Halloween and you'll find tons of candy and chocolate at rock-bottom prices. Fucking A.
But for quite a few people, the biggest benefit of Halloween, and the one thing that I suppose makes it more or less bearable, is porn-related. If you're into goth girls, vampire chicks and other fetishy stuff, Halloween is an awesome time as they tend to go all out for this holiday. Well, I suppose you could probably get this stuff all year round if you sign up for one of these fetish sites, but I'm pretty sure this is high season for them.
So I've taken a look at some recent scenes on these sites and made a selection of some stuff that even I, a total Halloween-hater, can kind of appreciate -- though I personally still much prefer a membership to Naughty America over this.
This is what you would call a sizzling hot, corset-wearing slut. One thing I love about goths and emos and these other subcultures I know next to nothing about is how they seem to love wearing corsets. Fuck, corsets are hot as shit.
And now for something different.
Holy shit! What the fuck?! See, this is a step too far for me. But I'm sure some of you think this is awesome, so here's some more. Click to find more of this kind of madness -- after Halloween's over, you probably won't find much of this kind of stuff on here.. (but don't worry, there will be more than enough mainstream porn to make up for it)
Well, I may not like her style, but that pussy looks mighty tasty! Now let's crank it up another notch.
This kind of reminds me of that movie Bedazzled. If you haven't seen it, it's an awful movie. But it has the gorgeous Elizabeth Hurley wearing a host of sexy outfits (she's supposed to be the devil or something), so you may want to check out some of her hot scenes in this video. This is one woman I really wish had made a sex tape...
But what's Halloween really about? Who the fuck knows, but it seems to involve pumpkins, so here's a hot chick with pink hair and big fucking titties playing around with a pumpkin for you.
In fact, pumpkins may be the one thing about Halloween that makes sense. Except for making soup these things aren't really good for anything except carving up. So here's another pumpking-carving slut. Oh yeah, and she's also unbelievably hot.
Actually, I don't think it can get much better than this, so here are another couple of pics of this beauty and then I'll leave you to the rest of your day. Stay tuned for another Halloween-themed post here or on DC. But after that, it's back to regular old porn, bitches!
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