Better Tasting Sperm

It's very important that if you're going to stick your cock in your wife's or girlfriend's mouth until you shoot a big load of messy cum, that you be sure your semen tastes as good as it can. You see, when you give her a big mouthful of spunk, you are giving her a sample of what you have inside you. And what you put into your body directly effects what comes out of your body. You probably realize this somewhat already when you get of the toilet and realize that it smells like a skunk just left there... well, sperm is similar. What comes out your dick is directly related to what goes into your mouth.

When you give your girl the jizz bomb, you're actually dropping a cocktail on or in your girl which includes seminal fluids, sperm, and trace minerals. Actual sperm cells only make up a small fraction of the load, most of it are fluids, proteins (like sugars), as well as trace amounts of minerals and vitamins (that's right, tell her it's for her own health). If you know what pH is, then the pH of semen is 7, which is actually quite mild. In fact, the pH of water ranges between 6 and 8.5. However, we can directly influence that pH but what we put into our system.

As with everything else in life, garbage in equals garbage out and the fluids, proteins, and minerals that you shoot in your monster load out are directly related to the foods, liquids, proteins, vitamins, and spices that you put into your body. Here's a few simple things you can do to help make sure your load is as tasty as possible so that your girl will gladly drink it up again and again.

So first, let's look at things you can do to better ensure that your spunk tastes as good as possible - to give your girl a yummy sperm cocktail she'll gladly ask for seconds of. We've put together a simple list of things you can eat, drink and do to help your semen taste even better.

1. Drink Lots of Water: That's right, water's for more than just making sure that your scotch tastes good, it helps flush out your body of the toxins and poisons which build up. If you're not pissing or sweating them away, then they'll simply build up in you and you'll never be able to rid yourself of them - until your girl does in her mouth.
2. Eat Lots of Fruits and Veggies: specifically, try to make sure you have plenty of pineapple, celery, wheat grass, parsley, melons, lemon, papaya, cranberry, apples, and grapes are all good too. You can also drink some of these flavors - for instance pineapple and cranberry juices.
3. Cut Down on Red Meat: heavy proteins generally tend to make your sperm salty, and all the additives in food today tend to build up in your system.
4. Cut Down on Smoking, Drinking, and Cocaine: Cigarettes, booze, and drugs all might make our sex feel better at times, but these are all all bad for your - and worse for her - as they tend to fill your body with toxins and poisons (what girl wants to taste tar or nicotene when she's on your cock?).
5. Avoid Junk Foods: again, think about what's going into your body. Junk food is filled with preservatives and chemicals - most of which are harmful to your body.
6. Avoid Heavy Spices and High Sulfur Vegetables: Things like onions, garlic, cabbage, broccoli, legumes (beans), nuts, etc tend to actually be bad for healthy semen.
7. Gimmicks and Pills Don't Work: Diet is the #1 factor in the taste of your sperm, so don't believe what anyone says (unless they're advertising on this site). If you want your sperm to taste better, then you're going to have to change your diet. A little pill isn't going to help your cum taste any better if your dick snot is full of toxic substances.
8. Spice Up Your Sperm: some spices like cinnamon, lemon, cardamon, and peppermint not only taste good on our tongue going into you, but will taste good on her tongue coming back out of you. So spice it up for her too!

As with everything else regarding your body - try to remember the cardinal rule: we are what we eat (and drink). Put the right things into your body and the next time your girl yells "Fucker! I want you to Load My Mouth now with her juicy load," you'll be able to know 100% that she's going to like what you're giving her - and hopefully she'll come back for more.