So, today we're looking at Her First Anal Sex.com. Now, we all know that these bitches' asses are probably wide enough to drive a Buick through. There's really nothing that can be done about that. It's a rare girl that will let two guys and a film crew in on the first time she takes it up the ass. The problem that I have with the site is the pretence that you should believe that it's their first time. I mean, at least act like it's your first time. These girls are like 'Oh, that hurt. Can I have a sandwich now.' You could shove a six pack up some of these chicks' asses and they wouldn't blink.

Get out the lube!