Everyone ready for a boat ride! I know I am! Ut oh! Looks like the Bang Boat doesn't have any life jackets! Trips over. Wait a second. What's that? Porn Stars and sluts are naturally buoyant? Excellent! Wait. What about the camera guy. He isn't a porn star or a slut. Will he float? What did you say? Give the camera to one of the porn stars? Won't the shots come out super shitty and everything will be off center and hard to see? No? Ok, I'll take your word for it. Let's get this trip on the road!
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