Today we're checking out My Sister's Hot Friends.com. The umm.. 'story line' as it were, is a little loose. It's the same bullshit that you see on any porn site on the net. The main difference with this one, is it's from Naughty America. Every girl on this site is top notch ass. You know how they do it. And as you go deeper into the site, they just keep getting better and better. There's a reason that they're ranked first on the web.

My sister has all ugly friends.

     And today we're looking at the site Monsters of Cock.com. The name really should be A guy with a big dick fucks a ton of chicks, but I guess typing that into a url would be hell. It's the usual stuff here from Bang Bros. Guy's with big dicks, girls with big asses. I should say though, most of the girls on this site have smaller asses than most other Bang Bros' sites out there. So, if you're looking in that direction, than this is the site for you.

The dude does have a big cock.

     Today's site is Hottest MILFs Ever.com. I'm going to start off right off the bat by saying, if they replaced the word "hottest" with the words "most used", then the name of the site would make a little more sense. That being said, these MILFs actually look like they've squeezed a few kids out the pee hole. And that pleases me. I really hate these sites that call any porn star that's over 25 a MILF. The other great thing about this site is that they update 20 times a week. So, that's about 3 times a day, or more porn than you can shake a dick at.

Hey, if they can squeeze a kid out, they can take two dicks at once.

     Another one of the Spice Girls, we're looking at Karla Spice. The other Spice Girls are Pamela Spice, Bella Spice, Selena Spice and the Spice Twins. Karla Spice is, in my humble opinion, the hottest of all the Spice Girls, but that's really up to you to decide I guess. The main problem of course is that Karla does little to no nudity at all, which is a real problem for me. I mean, is there a petition that I can sign that will make these girls stop doing non-nude shit? I'm looking at you Nikki.

How long will I have to wait...

     Ok, women get piercing and tattoos. I know that now, and I'm starting to accept it a little more than I use to, but it's starting to get a little ridiculous. I mean, some of the women are totally ruining their fuck-ability with some of this shit. I know that some guys like this stuff, but it's got to be a low percentage of the population. Like the girl from Naughty Office with a hoop in her ear so big that you can jump through it. Or the girl from Naughty Bookworms that has a tattoo of a pistol on her waste like it was in a holster. I bet she even thought that was clever in some way. Christ's sake..

Porn stars with crazy tattoos. Isn't taken it in the ass enough?

     We're going to be checking out one of the Spice Girls today. Selena Spice. ( the others being Pamela Spice, Bella Spice, Karla Spice and the Spice Twins ) This one's for all you Amish out there, because Selena Spice, although very fucking hot, barely goes full nude if at all. We'll call that one a fare warning. It's not like she's not going to be eventually taking a dick up her ass. It's just not happening right now. Some of the other Spice girls are in fact, taking a dick up their ass right now.

J-Lo as Selena has to be my favorite Selena.

     On the site Pacino's Adventure.com, Antonio Patts ( Pacino ) is basically a man with a camera filming the hottest Latin girls that the world has to offer. Now, you know me by now and you know that I have a certain love for the spicier sex, so this site really fills the bill. Every girl on this site pretty much has the same body. But the best part about that is, that body is pretty much perfect. There's really nothing more to say. Just check it out for yourself.

The only adventure I get to have is when a women forgets her panties in the dryer at the laundromat.