Read Books Or Fuck Sluts? Why Not Both?

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Posted By: Greg Lizardo

Posted: 7/20/2014 8:47:05 PM

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Have I mentioned that I've got a glasses fetish? Oh wait. I did. Well fuck it, I'll mention it again. Glasses make hot girls even hotter: it's an immutable law of physics. So when I saw that Ariana Marie - one of the cutest porn stars currently in the business or maybe even in the history of porn! - did a Naughty Bookworms scene wearing glasses, my head deflated like a popped balloon as all the blood in my brain flowed straight to my dick. And let me tell you, I've seen the scene a couple of times since and it's fucking glorious. Porn the way it fucking should be! I mean, seriously, if you needed any more convincing to sign up for Naughty Bookworms then this is it. Nerd porn just doesn't get much better than this.

Not that any of these chicks are actual nerds or bookworms though. I mean, some of them probably are in their private lives. For example, everyone's favorite "innocent" girl Sasha Grey didn't just play an undead priest in World of Warcraft after doing her porn scenes (I kid you not) but she also wrote a book. Impressive. And Jelena Jensen is well known not just for her amazing tits and stellar blowjob skills, but also for being a pretty accomplished web developer (although she uses PHP so don't start cumming just yet, Ruby & Node.js fanboys). So bookworm pornstars do exist, but it's no secret that most of the girls playing nerds in nerdy girl porn are just playing a character. But hey, that's okay! I play a character every day too - I play the role of a guy who doesn't hate his job and never cheats on his taxes, but we all know what's really up right? (oh god it's just a joke, please don't indict me!)

But I digress. So here's the important bit: nerd porn is fucking awesome and there should be more of it. So enjoy these Naughty Bookworm freebies and consider checking out the full vids too. Hell, I watch a shit ton of porn, and this genre is my absolute favorite so that should tell you something, right? Fuck, if they did a naughty bookworms POV sister site, I'd never leave my apartment..

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Sexy Girls Eating Pussy + World Cup Special!

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Posted By: Greg Lizardo

Posted: 7/13/2014 10:24:05 AM

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Yo dawg I heard you like pussy so I added some pussy to your pussy so you can porn while you porn.

If you're a straight male (or a lesbian woman), you love lesbian porn, and hands down the greatest lesbian site in the known universe has for many years now been We Live Together. Shit, I remember the days when Madison James was a regular in almost all the scenes. Those were the glory days for sure. But even with her gone (she's doing mostly straight porn in the office and milf genre nowadays so I'm not complaining!) this is one lesbian site that just keeps on giving and giving and giving. There was a Malena Morgan era and a Dani Daniels era recently where they had those hot chicas fuck a bunch of random porn stars, but nowadays it's usually two brand new faces every week. Suffice it to say that this site is the shiznit. Check out some more free samples here if you're still not convinced but just go and sign up for a membership already because it's more than worth it.

But if lesbian hotties don't much interest you (boo!) and you were just looking for the World Cup Special, scroll down to the last free sample and click through to see the sample vid. I'm not really a big fan of soccer (though the 7-1 Germany-Brazil whoopass was pretty epic I must admit), but if there's one thing those futbolistas got right it's the women. Every match, there are scores of gorgeous, scantily-clad women in the audience slutting it up and jiggling their tetas around and that's something I can definitely get behind, even if the sport is generally not very appealing to me. But why even look at them when you can look at porn girls taking it up a few notches? Enjoy pervs. And go Germany!

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Girls Gone Wild Has Nothing On Crazy College GFs!

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Posted By: Greg Lizardo

Posted: 7/6/2014 8:45:50 PM

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One of Reality Kings' newest sites is also one of their most interesting ones of late. I'm talking of course about Crazy College GFs. Why do we all love college themed xxx sites so much? Well it's pretty freaking obvious isn't it? Because college is the best! And college is the best because there's no guy on the planet who doesn't like himself a slutty college girl!

And oh boy are these college chicks slutty as hell. They must be majoring in dick suckage with some extra classes of getting fucked and licking pussy. How else to explain these wild parties? Seriously, shit never got so wild back when I was in college. I got laid a few times but never did I get invited to any straight up orgies with drop dead gorgeous parading all over the place. If life was fair, I'd get a do-over right fucking now! Or at least a refund for all that wasted debt. But that's not what I got. No, I got jack shit, except for a membership to Reality Kings, which opens up all their sites - from Pure 18 over Dare Dorm to Cum Fiesta.. Which is not that bad, really, now I think about it. Could be better, but not bad at all.

Speaking of Dare Dorm, in case you're wondering what the difference is between these two college-themed sites. Well, Dare Dorm is like a competition where people send in sexy videos. Awesome stuff! Crazy College GFs is more like ex-gf videos, webcam stuff and party footage. Also awesome stuff, but it might be slightly more or slightly less up your alley, depending on what you're into. The reality factor is higher on this one, whereas the fantasy factor comes more into play on Dare Dorm. But then again, you don't have to choose. A membership to Reality Kings gives you access to both, and much more. Have a look at some free galleries below and be sure to check out this post with more free stuff form Crazy College GFs over at Donald Chase!

Cafetaria girl gets some extra milk in her shake
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Practicing for her next job
Can it get better than this??
And the answer is yes


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Hotties Getting Creamed For Cold Hard Cash

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Posted By: Greg Lizardo

Posted: 6/29/2014 8:49:59 PM

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A lot of guys say that they'd never ever ever pay for pussy. They claim it's the worst of the worst or something but what a load of bullshit that is. Sure, if I were to make a list of all the reasons why girls might decide to have sex with me and then ordered that list according to my preference, then it's pretty unlikely that I'd put money at the top. But still there are much worse reasons. Pity for example. Fuck, I'd much rather just pay a girl and have her perform her utmost to please me than get a pity fuck from an average looking girl who thinks she's doing me a favor by swallowing her pride (and mine) even though I'm somehow beneath her or something. Anyway, my point is, what's the shame in paying for sex? As long as you're not cheating on someone (or at the very least, if you're safe and smart about it) and she's not being forced into her profession by some shady pimp or something, everyone in the equation wins.

The problem is that you gotta make money before you can spend it on hookers (oh if only this weren't the case...). Or even better would be to spend it on girls who aren't hookers, but who'd sex it up when the price is right. Yeah, you know what I'm getting at. Money talks, baby! Money is what makes the world go round. And if can make otherwise normal girl lose their shirts and suck some dick, then that's mighty fine with me. Still not convinced? Check out some examples below of what's possible if you only let your money do the talking for you. Click through to watch the trailers and sign up to see the full scenes!

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amazing workout for sure
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Audrey Bitoni, Jasmine Caro And Other Hotties Getting Facialed

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Posted By: Greg Lizardo

Posted: 6/22/2014 8:41:07 PM

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Well, I could start telling you all about today's featured site - My Dad's Hot Girlfriend. I could tell you about how you really should consider signing up because this website has been putting extremely high quality porn vids on the net for years on end, featuring the hottest chicks with the prettiest faces and the sloppiest mouths. I could tell you that this site is different than all the others because blah blah blah you've heard it all before right. So fuck it, all I'm gonna say here is that Jasmine Caro is fucking BEE UTIFUL and Audrey Bitoni is MADE TO SUCK DICK. Shit. There's just no other way to put it. The other chicks in the pictures and video below are pretty much perfect tens in my book too, by the way. But those two. Holy fucking shit on a stick.

What's the story on these scenes you ask? Who gives a shit. Something about these girls supposedly being your dad's young trophy girlfriends. But he can't satisfy these hot young chicks with his old wrinkly dick so they come on to his son. Or something. Really, who cares? All that really matters is that the girls are off the charts even for porn standards. As I mentioned above, Audrey Bitoni and Jasmine Caro are the highlights. But there's never a ugly chick on any of these scenes. But wait. Didn't I say I wasn't gonna talk ad nauseam about why you should visit this site? Well I guess I lied. You get your ass over to My Dad's Hot Girlfriend because it's just that good. Just be prepared to miss more than a few nights out with your buddies to stay home and jack it to these vids if you do decide to sign up. Meh who needs friends anyway when you're drowning in internet pussy am I right?

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